Urban Pictionary

**dognheat** · #1 06-09-2009, 01:13 AM

Have you ever heard some slang term and wondered what it meant

Did you look it up on urbandictionary.com?

I was inspired to start this thread after posting my Chipmunking Thread and suggesting the word Fingerlingus here.
Now, OCC members can use this thread to illustrate a term with pictures or post pictures and ask for worthy definitions.

Examples to follow, please add yours!

**dognheat** · #2 06-09-2009, 01:15 AM

Field Load: The huge load that you blow after being away on training for more than a couple of days.

Dude, after we got out of the field on Friday I blew a field load that my wife couldn't even swallow.

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**dognheat** · #3 06-09-2009, 01:19 AM

Penis Vampire: a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse that bites your dick instead of your neck.

Jake: blah I vant to suck your dick!

Johnny: oh shit! Jake�s a penis vampire!!!

Duke: but there are no bite marks on his neck, how can this be happing?

Johnny: it was Emily, that b*tch she bit his dick and turned him into a undead cocksucker.

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**dognheat** · #4 06-09-2009, 01:24 AM

Beaver Saddle: Occurs when a female saddles up and rides a man's (or woman's) face.

My cheeks are chapped and my ears are chafed because my wife used my head as her beaver saddle last night!

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**dognheat** · #5 06-09-2009, 01:30 AM

Arabian Goggles: A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over the eye sockets while getting head. 'Arabian' because during a middle eastern sandstorm, a good and loving husband will give his wife the goggles so she doesn't get sand in her eyes. It's not rude, it's actually something only a true gentleman would do.

Girl 1: So you met him at the beach? Does he like you??
Girl 2: Like me? I think he loves me! He lent me his arabian goggles when the wind kicked up!
Girl 1: What a gentleman!

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**dognheat** · #6 06-09-2009, 01:36 AM

Throat Babies: When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth and she then swallows, the man has just given her 'throat babies'.

Sperm #1: How much longer till we get to her fallopian tubes?
Sperm #2: Fallopian tubes?!?! We haven't even passed the esophagus yet!

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**dognheat** · #7 06-09-2009, 10:57 PM

Mammograph: A signature written on a female breast, usually by a celebrity.

Like, OMG, I was so embarrassed, but I got so wet, getting mammographs from the seniors on the football team!

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I note, separately, if you are into body writing, OCC has it here:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=62047

Bo_Daville · #8 06-11-2009, 05:03 AM

Very Creative thread man... way to go!!

bam2929 · #9 06-11-2009, 04:00 PM

Awesome post ..... please keep'em coming.

Thanks

hilocrc · #10 06-11-2009, 04:04 PM

I just hope not to see a "hot karl" in this thread... ;-)

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