April Fools Month - jokes & pics thread - Page 155

osreb · #**1541** 04-03-2018, 08:47 AM

A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."
Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."
A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"

osreb · #**1542** 04-14-2018, 11:00 AM

stupid protester

at least she know how to spell alligator

osreb · #**1543** 04-20-2018, 09:52 AM

jokes & pics thread

osreb · #**1544** 10-20-2018, 08:16 AM

I don't think you need to see a shrink. you're just an OCC fan.

osreb · #**1545** 10-31-2018, 08:25 PM

Trick or treart

jackdupp · #**1546** 11-08-2018, 11:49 PM

Hunters...

osreb · #**1547** 04-01-2019, 09:39 AM

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.
This �TRUE� interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: �I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?�
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: �Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): �Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?�
Farmer: �Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?�
Reporter: �Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?�
Farmer: �I am getting to the point, Miss.� �Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?�

osreb · #**1548** 10-23-2019, 11:26 AM

car babes

osreb · #**1549** 01-17-2020, 08:33 AM

original WD40 ad

mollyb · #**1550** 01-20-2020, 11:20 AM

I think these fit in this thread

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