Urban Pictionary

[dognheat]

Panty Hamster: A cute, small, visible tuft of dark pussy hair that is visible through sheer panties.

After years of near extinction due to the popularity of shaving and waxing, vaginal hair has started to reappear in the form of the panty hamster.

Patty wasn't wearing sheer panties, so I asked her to pull them out so I could inspect her panty hamster.

If you are a fan of the panty hamster, you should visit these threads:

[Exhibitionist & Voyeur] https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=37256

[ENF] https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=12226

[dognheat]

Sexretary: A woman hired for secretarial work who lacks the ability or initiative for administrative work, but compensates for her deficiencies by wearing sexy clothing and providing attendant perks to executives.

Laura gets about three out of ten basic filing and copying tasks done properly each day. When I called her into my office to discuss her performance, she gave me a review of her assets, and so I gave her a raise.

Acme incorporated had to fire Jamie because she had sex with the phone and answered my dick. There isn't room in the budget for someone who shows incompetence as a secretary and a sexretary.

[dognheat]

Snake Bites: Two piercings, one on the left and one on the right, normally found just under the lower lip.

A recent study found that nine out of ten girls with snake bites sport beaver bling.

52 pictures of this redhead in the attached rar. Does she have beaver bling?


And this marks post number one thousand for me.

[dognheat]

Nippletastic: Anything fantastic that involves nipples.

Bonnie wore a nippletastic blouse to the interview and got the job as our new sexretary.

[dognheat]

Baby Cave: A vagina, often used to described an extraordinarily large, gaping, vagina.

A lady was in the stirrups at her gynecologist's office having her annual checkup, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined her: "Holy Baby Cave! ... Holy Baby Cave!"

The lady was, to put it mildly, a bit annoyed. Being the assertive type she spoke up immediately: "Doctor, I can't believe what I'm hearing! I think it's incredibly unprofessional of you to say something like that. To say such a thing once was bad enough, but twice is outrageous!"

"I'm very sorry," replied the doctor, "please forgive me. But just to set the record straight, I only said it ONCE Once once ..."

[dognheat]

Shocker: The act of inserting two fingers into the vagina (normally the index and middle fingers), and one (without warning) into the anus (normally the pinky finger).

Also known as:

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink;
two in the grass, one in the ass;
two in the sl*t, one in the butt;
two in the coot, one in the boot;
going to town with one in the brown;
Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her;
Two in the bird, one in the turd;
Two in the bow, one in the stern;
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney;
Two in the bush, one in the tush;
Two in the cat, one in the shat;
Two in the cheese, one in the whiz;
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc;
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot;
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher;
Two in the cootie, one in the booty;
Two in the creamer, one in the steamer;
Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's;
Two in the dream, one in the scream;
Two in the grass, one in the ass;
Two in the grassy knoll, one in the assy hole;
Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya;
Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo;
Two in the meat, one in the seat;
Two in the one, one in the two;
Two in the paris, one in the hilton;
Two in the pumper, one in the dumper;
Two in the puss, one in the boot;
Two in the slime, one in the crime;
Two in the snail, one in the tail; (I guess this IS what the kids are calling it, Fango!)
Two in the sn*tch, one up the hatch;
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper;
Two in the snapper, one in the starfish;.
Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
Two in the super, one in the pooper;
Two in the taint, one in the ain't;
Two in the wh*r*, one in the backdoor;
Two in the winker, one in the sphincter;
Two in the womb, one in the tomb;
Two where they're born, one where there's corn;
Two where she humps, one where she dumps.;
Two where she menstruates, one where she defecates;
Two in the baby maker, one in the brownie baker.

The shocker is frequently thrown, but rarely shown.

NEAL:My wife would shoot me if I gave her surprise buttsecks.
Bob: Have you warmed her up with the shocker?

[bl33dy]

dognheat, your just too awesome! im glad to see ya kept this thread alive in my internetless absence.

keep up the good work brother!!

[KCHurricane]

"Rowing the Boat" or "Skiing the Slopes"

[dognheat]

Vaginatarian: One who only eats vagina, can be female or male.

Even strict vaginatarians, sometimes called, vagiens, can eat bearded clams, fur burgers, bacon holes, pink tacos, and cherry pies.

Cindy gained a bit of reputation for her willingness to try all kinds of meat in high school, so everyone was surprised at the ten year high school reunion that she was now openly vaginatarian.

[The_Gers]

Always great Cheers, I know we all appreciate the effort!