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There was a young girl in Berlin
Who eked out a living through sin She didn't mind fucking But much preferred sucking And she'd wipe off the pricks on her chin. There was a young fellow of Buckingham Wrote a treatise on c*nts and on sucking them But later this work Was eclipsed by a Turk Whose topic was ass-holes and fucking them. A tidy young lady of Streator Dearly loved to nibble a peter She always would say "I prefer it this way I think it is very much neater." There once was a jolly old bloke Who picked up a girl for a poke He took down her pants Fucked her into a trance And then pissed in her shoe for a joke. |
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To his wife said an old man from Sydenham,
"My trousers! Pray, where have you hydenham?" I know that they're torn, Thus shouldn't be worn, But I foolishly left twenty quydenham." A chambermaid working in Drogheda Had a mistress who often annogheda. Whereupon she would swear In a language so rare, That thereafter nobody emplogheda. And I suspect no-one on t'other side of the Atlantic will get this one: There once was an old man from Salisbury Whose morals were Halisbury-Scalisbury. He wandered round Hampshire Without any pampshire, 'Til the vicar compelled him to Walisbury. (The old pronunciation of Salisbury was Sarum, and the abbreviation for Hampshire is Hants.) |
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