Happy Ending

[andyt29]

Out of curiosity, how common is the happy ending type massage parlor? Is it one of those porn things like the horny step-mom and pool/plumber/delivery guy? Or is it fairly commonplace?

This stems from a recent visit to a local strip mall. I was leaving the hardware store and the space next door was one of seemingly "those" kinds of places. "oriental massage", plants in the windows, windows mostly covered up, etc. As i was walking by and glancing that way, i was struck by the urge to duck in. I didn't and kept heading back to my care, but the thought stuck with me.

[raysallx]

If you do a search for Asian massage parlors and happy endings you'll find that it's very common. My experience is limited to one massage at such a place, and i declined the "extra half hour" offer, but it was very obvious what was being offered.

[Hooch]

It’s part of the massage by us here no problem at all

[andyt29]

Originally Posted by Hooch

It’s part of the massage by us here no problem at all

Part of the massage? like every time?

[nectcouple]

Originally Posted by Hooch

It’s part of the massage by us here no problem at all

Where's "here"?

[Flair port]

Look up rub maps. Free to lurk. Read the forum on how to get a happy ending.

[WebTroll]

Been to three Asian massage places. All included a happy ending. One included a blow job. I was always curious but never tried until my wife took me for my birthday and waited in the lobby while I got jerked off. Quite a birthday present.

[stenxyz1]

Originally Posted by WebTroll

Been to three Asian massage places. All included a happy ending. One included a blow job. I was always curious but never tried until my wife took me for my birthday and waited in the lobby while I got jerked off. Quite a birthday present.

Did she know you were getting a happy ending?

[WebTroll]

Originally Posted by stenxyz1

Did she know you were getting a happy ending?

We joked about it beforehand, but neither thought it would really happen. When She asked me how I enjoyed the massage she did not mind when I told her. I thought it best not to mention the repeat visits and blow job though.

[raysallx]

I've decided to detail my story here:


I live in a small city of about 30K. There is a Chinese “spa” in a strip mall near the UPS store. I read some Yelp reviews that said it was a great massage for only $50, so I decided to check it out although I wasn’t expecting much. I had heard the rumors about happy endings at Chinese parlors, but didn’t think that would be the case in a strip mall; plus the reviews made it sound like a very legit place.

When I got there (11 AM) a guy was at the front desk. I made it clear I wanted a female masseuse. He led to to a back room, told me to disrobe and lay face down on the table. No little towel was given to put over my butt. I’m a nudist, so I could care less. The place was clean and quiet; I did notice a bottle of oil and box of tissues nearby.

Soon the masseuse came in. She was an older (50ish) Chinese woman with some gray in her hair, sort of an average body. We made some small talk: her English was limited, but she asked how hard a massage I wanted, etc. What surprised me was that she then jumped on the table, straddled me and started working my shoulders. She was doing a great job, but after a bit I told her to go a little softer. She said in a playful way, “You big baby.” We both laughed.

She continued to work down my body. I know from past massages that I like the tease of when they get near my “fun area.” Usually they are working with a towel and have to push it slightly out of the way. In this case there was no towel, and she got right up there, “accidentally” nicking my balls with her hand as she worked. I also felt her breasts drag over my back a couple of times. I don’t know if I am naive or stupid, but I still did not clearly understand what was going on. The quality of the massage was very good, by the way. All this in a mall next to the donut shop.

Then is was time roll over. She started on my shoulders and at one point pulled my arms out above my head. Somehow with my hands facing up, her pussy rubbed against them from time to time. I was starting to “wake up,” but still thought it could have been accidental, or maybe this was how an “Oriental massage” was done, since I had never had one before. As she continued downward there were more little “accidents.” She called me a big baby again, and tickled my arms pits a couple of times and laughed. I’m surprised I didn’t get a hardon (I have under the towel during other massages in the past). Maybe because I’m now older, and also because I was sort of overwhelmed by what was happening. I’ve never cheated on my wife, and that might have been a factor also. Anyway, the massage continued with the occasional slip of the hand on my cock/balls. Then she leaned over, her breasts on my upper arm and asked if I was getting the hour, or the one and a half hour massage. I chickened out, and said just the one hour massage. She was cool about it, finished up, told me to come out when I was ready.

When I got to the front desk to pay, she was standing there beside the guy who collected the money. I looked over at her and saw she was clearly not wearing a bra. Somehow I hadn’t noticed that earlier (doubtful) or she had taken it off, perhaps during the break when I rolled over from stomach to back. I tipped her 25%. She walked me to the door smiling, touching my arm, then whispered that I had a very beautiful body and that I must come back again soon. How’s that for customer service?

Later when I got home I told my wife that is was a very good, cheap massage (which it was), but that I thought there might have been more on the menu. I spared her the juicy details, but she still got a bit upset. I asked her if she seriously thought I’m going to run off with a 50+ year old Chinese woman who doesn’t speak much English? Then she made some comment as though she thought I had actually gotten the “happy ending”. and was lying. She said she didn’t care, but I could tell she was pissed. At that point I kind of wished I had. I haven’t gone back, but I do think about it more than I should.

I did a bit of Googling and found a site that rates “rub and tug” massage parlors. The spa I went to was not only listed; my masseuse’s name was mentioned also. Wow. You had to pay to read the reviews, and I wasn’t going to do that. Apparently this is a huge business. I also read in other forums that what I experienced is pretty much standard for Asian massage parlors. I find it pretty funny that in all the Yelp reviews not a single guy mentions the “off the menu” services during their 5 star reviews. I guess they don’t want their “rub and tug” lady to get busted.