[ENM] Ladies of OCC, Neighbor catches virgin college outside naked

[robp8183]

Hope this okay. Found this ENM story and I was wondering what would be the take of the ladies of OCC:

My neighbors have a nerdy, college freshman son. Nearly as old as my own son.

My other girlfriends in the neighborhood always joke about how the kid is cute in a dorky, innocent way, but a virgin prude who would not take his nose out of a textbook long enough to touch a girl.

One afternoon last month, I hear a lot of noise and commotion.

"No, guys! Please! PLEASE!!!"

And I can just see the top of his head over the fence as he struggles but gets tossed out of his backdoor, into his backyard by his laughing friends.

He desperately turns the door handle to no avail.

"Guys this isn't funny!!! This is MY house, let me in!"

I start to walk away and dismiss it to do my laundry.

Finally, he says "Guys, please let me in...I swear if anyone sees!!!"

Now I'm curious.

And as I walk over, standing up now, I can now see over the fence.

He is NAKED!

As naked as a jaybird.

I can't believe they've done this to him lol.

Oh yes that's right, his mother said it was his birthday this week! They must have stripped him butt-naked as a prank and tossed him outside to celebrate in his birthday suit! Hahaha.

I couldn't help it.

From a profile view, I caught sight of that surprisingly cute, bare white bubble butt shaking in the sunlight as he stood on his tippytoes in front of his own kitchen window pathetically begging to be let back into his own house. Not to mention his adorable little penis and balls flapping as he struggled with the doorkob hahaha.

I laughed so hard and so loudly that the poor nerd heard me from my kitchen window!

Unfortunately the buck naked nerd had to continue putting on a show until his friends loudly made him put his hands on top of his head and yell "DARREN AND ROBERT ARE THE KINGS!!!!!" before letting his bare ass inside.

Ladies, my question is, why did seeing this slightly pudgy, ghost-white beta-male virgin geek of all people turn me on?!