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Old 01-31-2018, 10:27 AM
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"You look like a great big teddy bear...can I grind your stuffing out?"

"Hi, names (redacted) but everyone calls me Trouble...feel like getting in a lil trouble?"

But my favorite because how unseemly it was being genderswapped.

" Fuck my face if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Achmed"
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The best one I ever heard was in a disco in college from a girl who was so good-looking and dressed to the nines, that she was virtually unapproachable. Those guys who DID try, failed. We watched her shoot down guy after guy.

After dancing with several different girls and downing enough liquid courage, I took my shot and asked her to dance.

She said, "It's about time you got to me."

Game. Set. Match.
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Default At a party in college.

She approached me "There is a party in my mouth, are you comming?"

That's all I needed..........
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Old 07-02-2018, 08:24 AM
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I was chatting with this woman at a party, I had just met her, I complimented her on her sexy high heels that had wrap around leather straps almost to her knees, she said "well, everyone talks about the leather, but no one does anything about it".

We became very good friends.
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Well, certainly the sexiest was not a line so much as an action.

I was at a white table cloth sort of night club with a co-worker -Sandy- and a friend of hers. I had no expectations of my co-worker -it was not what one would have called a date. In talking with a group of people at work about the club I had mentioned that I liked the group playing there that week but had never been there and she said that she and a friend were going there to hear the entertainer that evening and I was welcome to come along. I met them there. It truly was nothing like a date.

It was a pleasant evening of music and casual conversation. An hour or so into he show, my balls were suddenly being massaged from my right side, where the friend sat. I looked over at her and she smiled and as she jacked m now hard dick through m pants.

she picked me up without saying a word!
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I usually get,,, " I like your cologne"...… I wear ARIMIS-- FOR 30 YRS.. I've always been told that... it must work so I never changed.... $75 a bottle.
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At a bar:
She: do you have a light?
Me: Sorry, I don’t smoke.
She: Neither do I.
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At a youth hostil in London while talking to a student visiting from France:

Long pause.. “I just love the way you Americans speak English.”
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At a youth hostil in London while talking to a student visiting from France:

Long pause.. “I just love the way you Americans speak English.”
In her seductive French accent no less...
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