I love you, funny face!

[Fox Mulder]

(Read left to right, top to bottom- or you will be confused.)
1. "Gosh, Jerry! Your mom is the best!"
2. "First one to an orgasm gets to fuck the bellhop!" (The Johnson sisters were very competitive.)
3. "Hi Honey...no, the kids are at a friend's house and I'm just spending the night with a good book." (LIAR!)
4. If you hold a shell to your ear you hear the ocean. Put a breast to your ear and you hear Bolero.
5. The daughter of that old lady in "Something About Mary" (Didn't see the movie? You won't get it.)
6. The Sisterhood of the Banana Hats.
7. Sometimes known as cannon balling.
8. Cleavage and tongue...that's all this picture is saying.
9. Which one of these woman is suffering from the agony of mud crack?
10. "Mission Control, this is Houston...do we have a blow job?" (John loves it when Mary plays "Blast Off" with him.)

[lamer_37]

captions=briliant sir!

These are so pretty funny faces and I shure do luv them!!!

Thanks for the finds and adds and keep this thread goin', bro!!!!

[Fox Mulder]

That tits are handy and cum sorta tickles.

[Fox Mulder]

(As usual, read left to right, top to bottom...or else.)
1. It's been proven: When firefighters dress like this, arson statistics in their fire district will rise.
2. Seconds later, someone blew up a paper bag and popped it, and Amber's modeling career was over.
3. It's called "Public displays of Affection" (PDF) and it's upsetting sexually repressed people everywhere!
4. All the kids wanted to pose for a picture with Lenny's corpse.
5. Line dancing in my neighborhood is just a little different.
6. The call girl from the Yeti Escort Service has arrived.
7. "Cindy, you are getting sleeeepy...Now, when we snap our fingers you will awake and go down on both of us."
8. If Janet didn't hold them back, her breasts would eventually destroy the entire world.

[c.darksun]

Originally Posted by vince wiley

(As usual, read left to right, top to bottom...or else.)
1. It's been proven: When firefighters dress like this, arson statistics in their fire district will rise.
2. Seconds later, someone blew up a paper bag and popped it, and Amber's modeling career was over.
3. It's called "Public displays of Affection" (PDF) and it's upsetting sexually repressed people everywhere!
4. All the kids wanted to pose for a picture with Lenny's corpse.
5. Line dancing in my neighborhood is just a little different.
6. The call girl from the Yeti Escort Service has arrived.
7. "Cindy, you are getting sleeeepy...Now, when we snap our fingers you will awake and go down on both of us."
8. If Janet didn't hold them back, her breasts would eventually destroy the entire world.

looks like you pulled most, if not all of these from **********.

You should be ashamed!!

[michlucca]

diifferent kind of facial

[john_thomas]

Originally Posted by ribalding

It's amazing how the internet has changed what we notice in our erotica. In those dark days Before Web, any nekkid chick would do the trick. Then came baud rates and loose women with daddy issues. Huzzah. As our access grew, so did our tastes narrow - in inverse proportion.

Now?

We've such a superfluity of material as to allow us the freedom of looking at their faces. Amazing. We've got so much porn we can specialize.

This particular thread is about chicks making funny faces. There are ten PAY sites devoted to women posing with inflated balloons. (And no, that's not a euphemism.) Most of the women are even clothed. Odd. But whatever. Hurray individual taste!

This thread has inspired me. I'm going to start collecting pics of amateurs posing in front of the really nice home theater/stereo systems.

Why?

Because it's 2010, everybody's got a digital camera, and I can.

God bless America.

Good point, Ribalding, I have a large collection of naked women in public with public telephones, just because.
Unfortunately most are watermarked, so I can't share them here.

[Fox Mulder]

...that I take the time to post to make people laugh. Anyone who dislikes the thread theme or has issues with the pictures are welcome to simply use their one click to look at other chicks elsewhere. It's America in 2010. I have a digital camera and a computer.

[Fox Mulder]

(Read 'em left to right, top to bottom)
1. Proof that lesbian shampoo has secret ingredients your shampoo lacks.
2. Sheila knew how to pick 'em...
3. "If we get really drunk, we'll get out your strap on and try this without clothes!"
4. "Get away from me! Your breath smells like Julie's pussy!" (Amy always forgot to brush after cheating)
5. "No! I'm not talking about my cat! The cucumber is stuck in ME! Please send an ambulance dammit!"
6. Another Nocturnal Lesbian Pantie Thief finds a victim. When will women learn to stay off their turf at night?
7. Sven, the clean cut young Viking, often ravaged and pillaged at the sorority house on weekends.
8. All they ever did was make faces with their clothes on, so Abbey and Jill lost the contract with the porn producer.
9. The picture proved that drunk and passed out wallflower Gina got lei-ed on Saturday night after all.

[shyrlock]

The viewer rating ststem needs to ha an extra star for posts like this/