What are your silly and unrealistic fantasies?

[Digitalzoom1]

I'd love to see my wife naked in a collar and lead being led along the lane near our house by her boyfriend, fuck the neighbours !!!.

[ENFFan01]

A lot of my fantasies operate within a particular framework that I like to think of as a "mass exhibitionist awakening" among my friend group. Basically, all the couples our age that my wife and I know (especially those we're attracted to) have secretly always felt the way I do about nudity/embarrassment (obsessed with it), and as we're getting older now and partnering off, we're all starting to realise we have limited time to live out our fantasies while we're still relatively young.

Eventually some of us have the courage to suggest a few things - pulling out an adult card game at a games night, two couples going together to Sexpo etc - and soon that leads to open discussions about exhibitionism/voyeurism and how we all want to live life to the fullest. We're also very aware that if we just start having swingers' parties or orgies it will all eventually become "normal" - we want to hold on to and magnify that heightened nervous energy that comes with seeing someone naked for the first time, or losing a strip game at a crowded party, or reluctantly flashing after a lot of peer pressure etc.

With that sort of backstory/motivation in mind, I am constantly fantasising about different scenarios involving our friends, in which we're dreaming up creative ways to exploit our shared kink and have incredibly erotic experiences together centred around nudity. Different varieties of strip games (with strict limits so only one or two people end up showing anything per evening), different ongoing predicaments and dares, different themed parties. We're all openly obsessing over the prospect of seeing each other nude, while exhibiting a huge degree of self control to keep things at the highest level of excitement.

This probably isn't my silliest or most unrealistic fantasy (it's technically possible), but it's such an idealised view of how a scenario like this might turn out that it's the first thing that came to mind when I saw this post title. In reality, barely anyone is as obsessed with nudity as I am (and you're all on this site). A few of our couple friends would probably be weirded out by this kind of proposal, a few others might be open-minded in principle but not want to actually do anything, and maybe one or two would be interested in organising something but would end up having different desires and needs, to the point that I can't imagine it becoming a positive, long-term thing.

[explorer98]

Aside from my initial, flippant response to this thread, there have of course been numerous fantasies over the past years – particularly the past 20 or so since my involvement with Amelia – most of which I have to accept are by now pretty silly, unrealistic and probably are never going to happen!!

One of these was from her 60th birthday – a time when her lovely tits (and most of her body) were at their best and most delicious!

It was a large event, held at an expensive, local establishment well known for such things and Amelia was positively resplendent, barefoot (by then) in her off-the-shoulder, cream satin ball gown (I later told her she looked like a meringue!) mingling with friends and family while her half-cut husband buzzed around the place, loudly announcing “She’s 60!!” to anyone who crossed his high-speed path!

Now the fantasy part...

What I wanted to do was steal her away from the gathered mass and steer her to one of the hotel’s opulent rooms where Amelia would be ‘introduced’ to a group (in my head, I never specified a number) of fit, young (none over 30) and hung black men who had ‘an appreciation’ for the older, white woman.

I would give her to them, they would strip her naked (underneath, she’d already told me she would only be wearing a strapless basque and a thong) and then the would freely make ‘full use’ of her ample and mature charms in every conceivable way!

The origin of this was one occasion when I had the pleasure of spending a night with Amelia who it turned out was a restless sleeper but every time she woke, she wanted sex! I have to admit that despite being 17 years younger, I struggled to keep up with her voracious appetite and promised myself that one day, I would engineer a situation where we would test that appetite and hopefully find its outer limit!

For my part, I would watch, take photos, ‘encourage’ where appropriate and generally enjoy the spectacle of Milady on the receiving end of more hard cock than she’d ever imagined and hopefully more than she could ‘consume’!!
I wanted (and still do!) to see every lovely part of her filled with cock then filled with cum with still more to come! The premise was simple, I would let her return to the party once there was no cock left in the room that was hard enough to penetrate her!

She would be allowed to clean her face but nowhere else, put her dress back on but no underwear (now souvenirs for her studs!) I would thank our ‘hosts’ for their service and support and having swallowed my cum too, I would escort her back to the party where she would delight in the feeling of large amounts of semen, still between and under her tits and escaping from her intimate parts while she continued to schmooze with her guests!

Still works for me!!

[explorer98]

Another of these thought trains was born as a result of our 'meetings' after work.

Amelia and I worked together for a number of years until she retired and while we could barely keep our hands off each other (and took HUGE risks!) at work, we would very regularly meet after work - more often than not at a local beauty spot/picnic area - and really get down to things before going to our separate homes, Amelia full of cum and me thoroughly used up!

I had a Ford Explorer and the height of the seats and the load area made it perfect for me to bend Amelia over, raise her skirt and fuck her, bending into the truck.

On one such occasion, I was sure I hear the undergrowth cracking and crunching around up and stopped for second or two to listen.

"What??!!" she snapped - clearly unhappy at the interruption.

"I think we might have company" I offered.

"So??!!""

And so I carried on until Amelia came and I filled her with cum.

After that. my adolescent mind grew an idea. The area was populated with the typical, wooden furniture - picnic tables, benches etc - and I 'saw' something I wanted. Hence the fantasy...

I would have Amelia bent over a suitable object (bench or whatever) and be fucking her from behind. This WOULD attract attention and curiosity and a group of 'interested' but unidentified men would gather and as they did, taking their cocks out and nursing their obvious 'readiness'.

Hoping this would be the case - on this particular occasion - Amelia was blindfolded, her tits were hanging free and her legs parted. I would simply step aside and allow the gathered group to use her, one after another.

Very simple rules - every hole is available but if you want to cum, you do it on her face or in her mouth - and with that, I would watch as Amelia 'passively' satisfied a group of unspecified number, being groped, pawed, mauled and left dripping with cum, thoroughly fucked.

She would never see or know who's cock had been where or who's cum she had tasted or swallowed. She had simply been my 'free wh*r*' for public use.

Crude and nasty I know but for some reason (mainly because of the 40 years of very straight sex she had before we got together) I've always wanted to see her experience other cocks and in particular, taste other's cum.

I still do!!

[Theorangetiger]

Definitely to see my (conservative) wife play with a really thick uncut cock. Ideally we’d be at a nude beach and someone we know (which I’ve always suspected she fancied) strolls past. He’s got a really heavy uncut cock. She notices him but tries her hardest to pretend like she doesn’t notice how much bigger he is than me. He says hi (as if it’s the most normal thing in the world), sits down next to us. We all then chat for an hour, and he’s very charming. I go to the car to grab a bottle of water and when I come back they’re both sitting, looking out to sea, but I see from her shoulder that her hand is kinda awkwardly placed (perhaps touching his dick).

Then various versions of the fantasy go on from there….

[Theorangetiger]

Sorry, one more that I’ve wanked to a lot over the years: we’re at a small party (lots of drinking involved) with 2 other couples and a single guy. The single guy has a reputation for having a massive dick.
One of the girls calls him out and says “I bet it’s not that big - prove it”. He says “I’m not getting it out, but I’ll go into another room and one of you can see it to prove it”. My wife gets picked at random to be the adjudicator (and seems embarrassed/excited by it”.
They both go into a different room and shut the door.
10 secs later (just so slightly longer than they should be in there) she comes out, red faces and says “yeah the rumours are true”, then tries to change the subject.
For the rest of the night she shows him slightly more attention, but tries to hide it and not make me jealous (which is exactly what she’s do in real life).

[luvs2spin78]

I loved attending weddings in my 20's and enjoyed my share of success with hooking up with some the partying, tipsy, sexy (and horny!) bridemaids. Something about a wedding where there's a some unwritten extra level of security for a woman I imagine, that gives them the comfort, 'he must not be a creep', and they let their hair down (and their panties down) more freely.

In my 20's I chased women in my 20's, and in my 30's chased women in my 30's and so on. Frankly though I now find that women in the 30-45 age bracket to be the hottest... more wordly, sophisitcated, know how to dress,tease, flirt so much better, comfortable with their sexual prowess and very very horny. So this fantasy (which sadly will never happen) takes me back to a time when I was a young dumb (and full of cum) teenager or in my early 20's.

Having struck out at the wedding reception, I find myself in a deserted ballroom down the hall from the main event, feeling horny and frustrated. I 'dare myself' to drop my pants and knock one out right there to relieve all this pent up horiness as I imagine having sex with any of the very attractive women, bridesmaids I had tried flirting with earlier. Pants down, hard dick in hand, I'm stroking myself, when all of a sudden I see the ballroom is not as deserted as I thought. Two of the very attractive 30-something female guests had stolen away into this room for a private conversation, and had been spying on me silently from the time I entered. With eager, excited smiling eyes and smirking evil grins they catch me, pants down dick in hand and boldly walk out from the shadows to further their enjoyment of having caught me in such an embarrassing predicatment. Seeing their shocked but increasingly amused faces, just gets me to that point of no return where I cant help myself as they enocurage me not to stop. I'm mortified to be caught jerking off like this, and that they are a good 10-15 years older than me (at the time I would ahve though waaay too old for me, but now I know better!!!).. but am undeniably even more turned on by their presence. With stamina and restraint (that no teenager could possibly muster!) I continue stroking but hold back from exploding in front of them.. storking away tot heir delight as I eye-fuck them. One of them laughingly lowers her dress and leaves her breasts expsoed for me to stare at while the other comes over to me to lend a helping hand. Teasingly she smacks my ass and calls me a naughty boy for masterbating in front of them, but expertly encourages me on... finally dropping to her knees in front of me, talking me in her mouth, and eventually allowing me to pull out and come huge streams all over her pretty face, into her hair and onto her dress while her topless friend smiles, laughs and cheers me on. Then each of them expects me to return the favor be bringing them to orgasm as well... their dresses get hiked up.. their panties get pulled down and my face dives into their sex, licking them to ecstasy.

[eNergy]

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[Pearoak]

This from years ago when I was single. The first bit actually happened.

A friend (in a couple) would regularly refer to going topless on holiday. This was mid 00s when topless was still fairly common. On one occasion she showed me beach pics from their recent holiday. In one, she's lying on her front, on her elbows and obviously topless. You couldn't see nipples but she was elevated by a few inches so her breasts were only slightly pressed against the towel, their size and shape clearly visible. She also would sometimes go braless on nights out, clearly proud of her young, pert medium-sized boobs and always-noticeable nipples.

We had planned a group holiday but, tragically, it never happened, hence the fantasy element of the next bit.
She would be topless throughout the week. We were going to stay in a villa so she would start wandering round in the mornings after getting up in just her knickers (as we've seen her topless already).

We'd get home from holiday and, on a sunny day at her house, she'd strip off to sunbathe in the garden. Another time, she needs to change her clothes so strips to her underwear, forgetting or not caring that the bottoms are a thong (unlike bikinis back then) and very sheer. Basically, it would just become totally normal so see her topless or in underwear.

[EriiErii]

Originally Posted by Pearoak

This from years ago when I was single. The first bit actually happened.

A friend (in a couple) would regularly refer to going topless on holiday. This was mid 00s when topless was still fairly common. On one occasion she showed me beach pics from their recent holiday. In one, she's lying on her front, on her elbows and obviously topless. You couldn't see nipples but she was elevated by a few inches so her breasts were only slightly pressed against the towel, their size and shape clearly visible. She also would sometimes go braless on nights out, clearly proud of her young, pert medium-sized boobs and always-noticeable nipples.

We had planned a group holiday but, tragically, it never happened, hence the fantasy element of the next bit.
She would be topless throughout the week. We were going to stay in a villa so she would start wandering round in the mornings after getting up in just her knickers (as we've seen her topless already).

We'd get home from holiday and, on a sunny day at her house, she'd strip off to sunbathe in the garden. Another time, she needs to change her clothes so strips to her underwear, forgetting or not caring that the bottoms are a thong (unlike bikinis back then) and very sheer. Basically, it would just become totally normal so see her topless or in underwear.

This makes me so sad this story. Particularly the "This was mid 00s when topless was still fairly common." You are right, it's not common at all these days. I too, like you, probably could have gone on a holiday with friends where my wife (then my girlfriend) got her tits out and my female friends followed her lead... if only I'd played it right. I would say it would only be truly perfect if, as I say, it was my missus AND the other girls there with their norks on show - I do think one without the other, either way, would make me feel a bit awkward.

There are three holidays I remember specifically I could have achieved my goal:
1. Friends' wedding in Spain. If we had shared a villa with a girl or two that I know she'd sunbathed topless with before (without us male partners around) I'm convinced we would have been treated to all their tits all week.
2. We went on holiday with another couple and our and their kids - kids were all very young at the time. The missus has always said she's grown up positive about her body and a bit of nudity as her mum was similarly partial to a bit of relaxed nudity and that included her mum and her mum's friends sunbathing topless on holiday (lucky b***ard fil and fil's freinds :-) ). Similarly I've told her that my mother was the same back in the 80s and 90s when topless sunbathing was pretty much compulsory. My wife feels it is a shame our kids will grow up without that confidence as topless sunbathing is just not the done think now. However there were quite a few locals on that holiday with their tits on show at the beach. And if the conversation had gone right perhaps it could have steered it to being about body positivity for the kids and the two wives would have got them out for that reason
3. Holiday with the in laws. As I said mil usually sunbathes nude when only family around, and certainly topless despite who is around. She only seemed to care to put a bikini top on on that holiday; for my bloody benefit! I'm sure if I had only dropped a few hints her baps would have been out. Imagine sitting next to my wife by the pool, and staring at her mum's tits!

So, my silly unrealistic fantasy is to invent a time machine and go back and talk some sense into me!