My Career as a Male Stripper

[fitne]

So, the pub manager said they are thinking of hiring male strippers and asked if I'm interested. I said I'm willing to try anything once that doesn't involve children and/or small animals.

The first step is I have to show his wife and daughter my "equipment".

[fitne]

My first night was last night, a Saturday night, and the pub was full of young women looking to have some fun. The pub is close to the university so a lot of co-eds were in the pub. Making $100-$200 or more at a table was
was easy.

[fitne]

Some people think being a male stripper is a fantasy job (I strip only for females) and in some respect it is. But you have to be at least somewhat comfortable being starkers, touched, grabbed and suck by random women. Anyway, my plan is to save enought money to open my own pub someday. Male stripping is not my forever job.

[KarlMalone]

Originally Posted by fitne

So, the pub manager said they are thinking of hiring male strippers and asked if I'm interested. I said I'm willing to try anything once that doesn't involve children and/or small animals.

The first step is I have to show his wife and daughter my "equipment".

What about large animals?

[fitne]

and girls just want to have fun.

[fitne]

Last Saturday night of March break. The pub decided to offer a promo. Free admission and 2 free drink coupon to any naked woman.

[fitne]

Delivering pizza dosen't pay very well.

Ring, ring,

Dragon Lady: (Dragon Lady is the pub owner.) Hello
Me: Hi, it's Finite.
Dragon Lady:Hey sweetie. How are things?
Me: I'm thinking of coming back to the pub as a male stripper on a part-time basis.
Dragon Lady: Sounds good. I need to make sure your equipment and performance hasn't suffered since you left. Can you do a performance for my daughter? Let's call it an audition.
Me: Sure, no problem.
Dragon Lady: I'll call her in. She works here as an assistant manager.

[fitne]

Daughter comes in;

Daughter: Hi, I'm the Dragon Lady's daughter. First, I have to see you naked.
Me: Sure, no problem.

Daughter: Next I have to blow you. It's ok if you come in my mouth.

[fitne]

The daughter told her mom that my equipment and performance were excellent.

Then she told me that she would be happy to blow me anytime and maybe also offer full.