Woman At The Door

[fitne]

Knock, knock,

Beth: Who's there?
Me: It's Fitne.

Beth: I was worry you wouldn't show. I see you brought your camera.
Playboy is doing a pictorial on the women of Wal-Mart. I applied to be one of the women. Playboy wants me to send some nude pics to them. Nude but tasteful. I want you to shoot me because you are a true gentleman and you won't creep me out.
Me: Ok, I would be happy to shoot you.

[fitne]

Election night in Canada and the orders for pizza are flooding in.

Knock, knock,

Male voice from inside: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy

Door opens.

Me: WTF why are these women gagged and bound?
Unidentified male: They're Liberal suporters so we gagged and tied them.

[fitne]

at the sight of 3 young bound and gagged women I told the host "no pizza for you". The host faced with the prospect of no pizza agreed to untie and ungag the 3 women but insisted they remove their panties.

[fitne]

So, the Pizza Boss said that the people in that condo placed another pizza order and I got tasked with making the delivery since they are on my assigned route.

Knock, knock,

Voice from inside: Who's there?
Me: Pizza Guy.

Voice from inside: Enter
So I entered and WTF. I didn't need to see that.

[fitne]

Knock, knock,

Woman: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy

Woman: I'll be there in a sec. Just have to throw on some clothes.