[ENF] Get Jinxed! (League of Legends fanfic with hanskumoekk illustration!)

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So earlier this year, hanskumoekk started a story writing contest based on one of his art pieces and this led me to writing "Maureen and the Fae." It was chosen as second place and so he asked me what I'd like for him to draw and I told him of an idea I had for a fanfiction involving the League of Legends characters Vi, Jinx and Caitlyn. So for your enjoyment, here is the fanfiction along with hanskumoekk's artwork he drew for it. He has given me his permission to post it here and on DA. enjoy!


GET JINXED!

It used to be a city of progress. A technological oasis of knowledge that sat on top of a small mountain. Piltover as it was called, was one of the biggest contributors to science across the land. Technology ranged from weapons, called hextech, to harnessing the natural environment to provide energy to the city. Best of all, it was a safe town because it had a very low crime rate, that was until she came along. She came out of nowhere, riding a giant rocket that destroyed several buildings close by before proceeding to wreck further havoc on the rest of the town.


Her name was Jinx and no one knew of her origins or what she wanted. All people knew was that she was bored and killed, stole and razed the city because it amused her. With her thin frame and childlike voice, it was hard to believe that this white skinned woman with knee length blue braided pigtails would be capable of such chaos. She almost seemed like a teenager given her dress. She wore a skimpy bikini top over her very small breasts and then wore a tiny pair of purple striped shorts with matching stockings. On her right side was a series of tattoos that seemed to resemble clouds. On the first day, she blew up a library, burning books and slaughtering several citizens inside. The next day she broke into the zoo and set all the animals free but not before vandalizing them by painting their skin. There was no pattern to her madness and that’s what made the sheriff of Piltover’s job so hard.


Sitting in a large room full of tv monitors was a tall slender woman wearing a strapless purple dress that was long enough to cover just her underwear but not her long legs. Around her waist and legs was a series of leather belts and atop her head was a purple tophat with yellow stripes. Her long black hair hung over her fair skinned shoulders and her modest sized chest was pushed up by the leather belt cinched below it. This was Caitlyn, Sherriff of Piltover, hired primarily for her uncanny investigative abilities. No criminal could get past her, except Jinx. The manic psychopath seemed to have endless amounts of energy that had exhausted almost all of Piltover’s resources. Caitlyn sat in her chair cleaning her rifle while watching a camera show Jinx in a museum mow down a row of law enforcement with her Gatling gun. After watching them die, she laughed as she ran for the exit. Another monitor videotaped the outside steps of the museum that was surrounded by other law enforcement, all of them pointing their hextech weapons at the entrance. “Attention!” said one of the officers over a bullhorn, “Drop your weapons and come out with your hands up.”


“What’s that? Open fire on everyone? Whatever you say!!!” a high pitched voice shouted. The sounds of a turret whirring started and without warning, the police on the outside were showered with bullets. Officers dove behind their cars as bullets ripped through their metal bodies. When she saw that everyone was behind vehicles, she grabbed onto a large cannon that rested on her shoulders. It was blue and the barrel was carved into the shape of a fish’ mouth. Jinx grabbed onto the bottom lip of the cannon and started to move it up and down, talking in a deep voice like it was a puppet. “CAN WE GO BACK INSIDE AND CHECK OUT THE EXHIBIT ON MUMMIES?” then she scoffed and said, “Ugh who wants to read about dead bodies when you can MAKE THEM!?”


“What did she say?” an officer asked and then whimpered when he saw Jinx raise her cannon to fire a rocket at the police car. The vehicle blew up and set off all the other ones adjacent to it on fire. Any officer that wasn’t blown to bits was killed by the shrapnel that flew in every direction.


Caitlyn turned off the cameras and shook her head. Just then, the door opened and she heard a voice say, “How goes looking for patterns cupcake?” Caitlyn closed her eyes and sighed at her hated nickname before turning around to see the other woman standing in the room.


She wore a grey bodice that covered her torso, giving it an extra hourglass shape while the rest of her body was covered in a skintight suit with metal armor covering her slender legs. A brown vest covered her top but was open to show off the cleavage of her large bosom. Sitting atop her pink hair was a pair of goggles and adorning each hand was a large metal glove. They were hextech gauntlets that gave her the strength to bust through walls. This was Vi, a former criminal herself and now the enforcer of Piltover. She enjoyed watching the proper nerdy sheriff struggling to solve this problem but Caitlyn was not as amused. “I like that you’re making jokes as a murderer is on the loose.” she said in an accent that was similar to British dialect.


“It wouldn’t be a problem if you just let me do what I do best.” Vi said flexing her large gauntlets.


“Punching things isn’t the answer to every problem.” Caitlyn said as she tugged at her hair in frustration.


“But punching HER is the answer to THIS problem!” Vi insisted.


Caitlyn held up her hand and said, “Just stop. I don’t have time to argue with you. I need to head downstairs and join the mayor for a press conference. I’m going to declare a state of emergency.” She watched the monitor that currently showed the steps to the police station. A large podium was set up in the center. Standing in front of the camera was a reporter, a woman in her 30’s with her hair tied back in a ponytail dressed in a business suit. She was already in the middle of her speech. “…police have had no luck in capturing the bandit identified as Jinx. Any moment now the mayor and sheriff of Piltover will be coming out to deliver an important announcement regarding this endless crime wave.” Before she could speak, she lowered her head and held her hand over her earpiece when she heard the network say something. “I’m-sorry I just got word that the mayor cannot be found in her office and cannot be reached by phone.”


“What?” Caitlyn said as she rose from her seat. “Vi”


“I’m on it!” Vi said, rushing out the door as Caitlyn loaded her gun. She was about to head out as well until she saw what happened next on the screen.


The reporters from other news outlets all looked around in confusion as they wondered what on earth could be holding the mayor back. Just then, one of the reporters closest to the steps shouted, “Quiet! I hear voices!”


Everyone got silent and could in fact hear voices coming from the other side of the door. It sounded like two women arguing. “..NO DON’T MAKE ME GO OUT THERE!!”


“Can’t keep your public waiting!” a familiar high pitched voice said.


“NO DOOON’T!!!!” the doors burst open and out flew a blur of bright pink colors, tumbling down the steps and landing hard on the ground. The press backed away and then gasped when they saw who it was. Slowly rising to the ground was a woman in her 30’s, wearing nothing but stockings a garter belt and a black g-string. Her pale ass faced the audience and when she heard cameras going off, she covered her behind to turn around to show off her hair that had been dyed pink and shaved into a mohawk. People gasped when they saw that clown makeup had been drawn on her face and a black circle was drawn around each of her B-cup sized breasts to make them look like eyes with a smiley face painted just above her crotch.


“It’s the mayor!” a camera man shouted, lifting his camera up to zoom in on the stripped official.


Instantly the mayor shrieked and covered her body with her hands as best she could. “OH MY GOD!!! STOP IT!!! SHE TOOK MY CLOTHES!!!” She grabbed onto the podium and ducked behind it for cover, crying as she ran her hands along the shaved parts of her head.


The press, letting their desire for a good story overcome them, held their microphones out to ask questions. “Mayor! Would you tell us what happened? Was this Jinx’s doing?”


“How did she apprehend you?”


“Do you wear G-strings all the time?”


The mayor whimpered as the media asked her questions when she was at her most vulnerable and poked her head above the podium so she could speak into the microphone. “Y-yes this was Jinx! I’m declaring a state of emergency! No one is safe! Sheriff Caitlyn! Vi! Please do something! Look what she did to me!”


Before they could ask any more questions, the reporters were interrupted when they heard laughter coming from the doors. Out from the darkness walked Jinx, aiming her Gatling gun at the press who all ducked for cover. “Now who’s dressed inappropriately?!” she asked mockingly to the mayor


“I-I was just saying that your outfit doesn’t hide much of your body!” the mayor stuttered.


“Whatever G-string lady!” Jinx said before turning to look at all the reporters lying on the ground. “Well didn’t you listen to the half naked punk? It’s a state of emergency! Oh whatever…” and without warning, she raised her gun and started firing at the crowd. People scrambled to their feet only to fall to the ground dead. The mayor ran from behind the podium, hugging her breasts as she ran, her tiny g-string bouncing two and fro as she lifted each leg.


Jinx’s laughter was interrupted when she heard a loud crash as the doors to the building burst open behind her. With both fists up, Vi felt her adrenaline kick in once she saw the one responsible for all the chaos in Piltover and said, “It’s over Jinx! You’re under arrest for murder, theft, vandalism and….” She was caught off guard by seeing the mayor huddled on the ground with her knees hugged over her naked body. “…humiliating a public official. Give up now and I promise you’ll get to keep most of your teeth.”


Jinx tilted her head as she sized up her opponent. She took one look at Vi’s gauntlets and said, “Oh and how you gonna stop me?” and then she dropped the tone in her voice as she said, “FAT HANDS!”


Vi’s mouth dropped as the scathing comment caught her off guard. Her hands were what made her badass. They were meant to be feared, not mocked. “That’s it! I’m through playing nice!” she said as she ran towards Jinx.


“You’re gonna chase me? Fat hands? How you gonna do that with all that excess weight?” Jinx asked before aiming a pistol at Vi and shooting a lightning blast at her. Vi covered her head and ducked to protect herself from the debris that the laser had blasted. Vi rose to her feet just in time to watch Jinx run through the mob of wounded journalists, shouting, “Aw I missed! Guess I couldn’t shoot between your giant SAUSAGE FINGERS!!”


Vi growled and punched the ground in rage as she heard Jinx’s laughter in the distance. This woman was mocking the reputation of the enforcer and Vi wasn’t going to have it. Just then, Caitlyn appeared on the top of the steps and tried getting a bead on Jinx with her gun, but lowered it when she realized the blue haired bandit was out of range. “Bugger! You couldn’t have kept talking to her for a few more seconds? You just had rush after her.”


“I’m sorry but do I answer to ‘Vi, negotiator of Piltover?’ I didn’t think so.” Vi said, “Besides, did you hear what she called me?”


“I don’t care what she called you! Thanks to you we have no idea where she’s headed or what her plan is.”


“Will you two stop arguing and get that criminal so she’ll pay for what she did to me?” The mayor shouted as she approached the steps still hugging her breasts.


Vi took one look at the mayor, smirking at how silly she looked with all the makeup and the pink hair. “You know boss it’s hard to take you seriously when you’re in nothing but your skivvies.”


The mayor looked down and remembered how so much of her was exposed and buckled her legs to cover her tiny panties. “Shut up Vi! You both better do something about this or I’m firing both of you!” her tirade was interrupted by a clicking noise. She looked around, wondering what the source was and then saw Caitlyn pointing to the photographer behind the Mayor, taking pictures of her exposed backside. “AHH!!” she screamed as she turned around to shield her ass. “Someone get me some clothes!!”

***

Vi and Caitlyn escorted the upset Mayor inside and got her a spare uniform while the rest of the law enforcement tended to the destruction Jinx caused in just five minutes. Caitlyn was back in the room full of monitors, trying to pinpoint where Jinx may have run off to while Vi was sitting in a chair, staring at her hands. “They don’t look…fat do they?” she asked, more to herself than to Caitlyn.


“You’re honestly bothered by that woman’s comment?”


“No!” Vi said indignantly, “I’m just…pissed that she got away. That’s all. Any idea where she may have gone off to?”


“Not a clue.” Caitlyn said as she rubbed her chin, “She ran out of range from the security cameras. It looks like we won’t be able to find out where she is unless she makes a mistake and gives herself away.”


Just then, the door burst open and one of the regular officers ran in, shouting. “Sheriff! We just got word that Jinx was at the Piltover Treasury!”


Caitlyn’s eyes widened in shock, “How is that possible? It’s the most guarded building in the city! Did she kill anyone?”


“No.” he said as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a photograph. “We only knew she was there because of this.” In the photo was a picture of the outside wall of the treasury. Painted in pink graffiti was a drawing of a woman with goggles on top of her head. Her eyes were drawn with one pupil facing up and the other facing down and she had two oversized hands on either side. She had a word bubble that read, “I’M FAT HANDS AND I’M TOO STUPID TO CATCH JINX TOMORROW NIGHT AT 9 WHEN SHE ROBS THE TREASURY!!”


“UGH! I’m going to break her in two and rub both pieces together to start a fire!!” Vi shouted.


“Calm down Vi.” Caitlyn said. “This might be our only chance to capture Jinx so please do us all a favor by not letting your emotions get the best of you. The better composed you are, the better chance we have of carrying out a plan to trap her.”


“Oh and how do you propose we do that?” Vi asked as she folded her arms. “We’re always five steps behind her as she runs away from the piles of dead bodies she created.


“This will be different.” Caitlyn said. “You’re going to stand watch outside of the Treasury from now until tomorrow night. It’s obvious she’s getting enjoyment out of taunting you so with you as bait, it’ll be easy for me to get the jump on her and catch her by firing my net at her. If we keep an eye on the treasury now, Jinx won’t be able to set up any surprises without us seeing her first.”


“And then I can punch her as many times as I want!” Vi shouted with a smile, punching her left fist into her right palm.


“No Vi we’ll take her to jail then.” Caitlyn said as she shook her head. “We’ll double up security inside the treasury so if she tries to run, you can box her into a trap.”


“And if she kills everyone inside?”


Caitlyn sighed and rolled her eyes, “Then you can chase after her and punch her face until it’s embedded in the ground.”


Vi smiled and said, “Yes! Jinx isn’t going to say shit, she’s just going to shoot everyone and then I’ll get to make a necklace out of her teeth!”


****

Any normal person would have been worn out from standing watch for twenty four hours but Vi was adamant about catching Jinx and showing her just how much damage her “Fat hands” could do. She would take periodic naps no longer than fifteen minutes inside the entry way of the Treasury while the rest of the guards stood on watch. Caitlyn had guards positioned in every area of the Treasury, some remained hidden in dark corners while others acted like typical security by walking the corridors. Caitlyn was also on the outside, hidden behind several bushes that faced the doorway of the Treasury. She could see Vi in clear view and thus it made it easy for Caitlyn to fire her net at Jinx should she try to take Vi head on. Either way, it would be impossible for Jinx to shoot her way through everyone but that wasn’t going to happen since Vi would be the first to stop her. Vi passed the time by fantasizing about different ways she’d hurt Jinx. Vi could pick her up with one hand and endlessly punch her in the face with the other. She could also grab Jinx by her long pigtails and slam her to the ground. She could also juggle Jinx in the air by giving her a few uppercuts. “Vi anything so far?” Caitlyn’s voice on the radio chirped, interrupting Vi’s dreams.


“Nothing yet.” Vi said, looking around the deserted streets of Piltover. The city sat in silence, save for the wind whistling through the air. If it weren’t for the street lights being on, one would never have thought this to be the city of progress and technology. Vi checked her watch and said, “It’s a few minutes past nine, where is she?”


“You honestly thought this woman would be punctual?” Caitlyn remarked.


“I’m just concerned. It’s too quiet right now.” Vi said as she looked around. “I don’t hear anything, laughter, an explosion. Nothing.” Just as she said that she saw a small light in the distance that was no bigger than the size of a small dot. “Wait,” she said, “I think I see a light coming this way.”


“What kind of light?” Caitlyn asked, getting her rifle ready.


“It’s moving fast.” Vi said, tensing up as she saw the light get bigger and bigger, making a WHOOSHING noise as it got closer. “Almost like it’s a….ROCKET!” she ran for the edge of the steps and dove forward, “Hit the deck!” she shouted just as a large rocket the size of a large jeep whizzed by her. It was so close, Vi could feel the heat from the flames. There was a loud BOOOOM!!! That sent debris and body parts of the officers next to Vi in the air. “Oooo she’s here!” Vi said.


“Vi watch out! That rocket knocked a pillar loose.” Caitlyn warned.


Sure enough, Vi looked up and saw a large marble pillar crack from its base and then slowly lean forward, towering over where Vi had landed on the ground. Vi quickly got to her feet and did a forward roll, dodging the pillar just in time as it crashed to the ground.


“Out of the way! Making a withdrawal!” Jinx shouted as she zoomed up the steps. She was so fast it was like a blue and purple blur to Caitlyn.


Realizing that Jinx managed to push her way through the first trap infuriated Vi so much that her mind shifted from sticking to Caitlyn’s plan, to pursuing Jinx before she got away a second time. “JIIIINX!!!” Vi shouted as she ran up the steps, letting the image of the bloodied officers on the ground fuel her hate for this bandit even more.


“Vi wait!” Caitlyn called out. “Wait for me! Don’t go in there without knowing where she is!” she listened to her radio for the rest of the team and all she heard was a mixture of shouting and gunfire.


“JINX IS HERE! REPEAT JINX IS HERE! WE NEED-AHH!H!!”


BOOM!


“WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!? HOLY! FIRE! FIRE!! AGGHHH!!!!”


“Bloody Hell.” Caitlyn cursed as she dashed from the bushes and ran inside the treasury, hoping that some of the squads inside would slow her down.


Vi ran down the hallways and heard explosions going off in the distance to her right. She knew that the vault was in that direction and that if Jinx got hold of what was inside, Piltover would be bankrupt. Clenching her metal fists, Vi punched through the wall next to her and ran through the hole, thinking that she might be able to cut Jinx off to the Vault if she punched her way to it. BAM! BAM! BAM! Wall after wall exploded as Vi broke through each one, passing through offices and hallways that were littered with dead bodies. “Vault squad! Heads up! Jinx is on her way and is mowing people down in the process. Caitlyn, if you’re listening, meet me there.” She called in the radio.


“Got it.” Caitlyn said back. She was in the center of the building, trying to pinpoint exactly where the sound of the gunfire was coming from. Once she got Vi’s coordinates, Caitlyn headed down the main hallway that lead directly to the vault. In the distance, she could still see her guards positioned at the door with their guns raised. Good, they were ready. Just as Caitlyn was getting closer to the vault, she saw an officer fall out of a doorway and on the ground. He coughed up blood from the numerous shots he took to the chest. Gasping, Caitlyn readied her rifle and waited for Jinx to come out. There was no way she could miss. With one eye closed and the other raised, Caitlyn focused her eyes down the sight and breathed in to calm her nerves. She was so focused she didn’t hear gentle footsteps behind her, or notice the tall lanky shadow towering over her own. Slowly, the shadows reached out from behind Caitlyn and unbuckled the belt around her chest and waist. All of the sudden, Caitlyn realized her breasts felt like they had shifted and then heard the thud of metal. “Huh?” she said and then heard the faint sound of a zipper being pulled and the air from the vents above her blowing against her exposed shoulders. “Oh shit!”


“Watcha lookin at?” Jinx asked as she finished unzipping the back of Caitlyn’s dress.


Caitlyn’s body tensed up and spun to shout. “F-freeze!” She was about to pull the trigger until she felt something slide against her body. She expected Jinx to raise her gun back and then have a dramatic stand-off with her. Instead, Jinx just stared at Caitlyn and began laughing hysterically. Caitlyn was confused, she couldn’t believe that Jinx had a gun to her face and all she could do was laugh. This woman really was crazy. “What’s so funny?” Caitlyn asked.


“Your underwear!” Jinx said, clutching her stomach. “I can see why Fat Hands calls you cupcake!”


Caitlyn didn’t know what Jinx was talking about until she looked down and saw her dress laying at her feet. She gasped as she looked down and saw the top of her exposed cleavage, held up by a bra with the cups in the shape of cupcakes with two cherries sticking out on each breast. Below, Caitlyn wore purple bikini briefs with another cupcake over the crotch. “Gracious!” she said as she dropped her gun to fold her arms over her bra and panties. “H-how dare you strip an officer!” Caitlyn said, feeling her face get warm as she let the embarrassment of losing her dignity get to her. She couldn’t help it, she’d let a criminal rob her of her clothes. Jinx saw Caitlyn drop her gun and kicked it across the hall. Caitlyn turned to try to grab it but then buckled her legs and whimpered when she felt Jinx’s gun barrel run against her clavicle. With shaking legs and trembling shoulders, Caitlyn tried to choke back tears as she knew she was completely helpless without her weapon.


“Tsk Tsk. Dropping your gun.” Jinx said, “No respect at all. Betcha didn’t’ think you were going to die in your underwear.”


“No please don’t kill me!” Caitlyn cried as she held out one hand. She had been a respected Sheriff for years and in her mind, if she was going to die it was going to be because of an act of courage like rescuing children from a burning building. Not dying in her cupcake bra and panties that she only wore because she hadn’t changed from the night before. If she died and was found like this, her legacy would be one of a coward, a half naked coward. She wanted to overcome her embarrassment and take Jinx out in hand to hand combat but the shame in her choice of panties kept her arms wrapped around her body.


“Oh sure why didn’t you say so?I’mjustkiddingdie!” Jinx said in a fast tone as she pointed her gun at the ground and fired one round from her gun. BLAM!


“HEY!” Caitlyn screamed as she lifted her foot to dodge the bullet. BLAM! “STOP IT!” she said as she lifted the other. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! “LEAVE ME ALONE!!” Caitlyn screamed as she hopped on one foot and then the other as Jinx shot at her feet.


“That’s it dance! Dance in your panties! WOOOO!!!” Jinx teased as she watched the silly sheriff dance in her underwear and tophat. Every time Caitlyn moved or turned, she would move her hands from her front to her backside to cover it and then back to the front again.


“Hey don’t cover yourself!” Jinx said. “Put your hands on your head and twirl like a ballerina.”


“What? No I won’t do that!” Caitlyn said, clutching her body harder because she refused to uncover.


Jinx raised her gun and fired several rounds that zipped past Caitlyn’s head. “TWIRL LIKE A BALLERINA!!!!”


Caitlyn screamed and held her hands over her head, shaking as the gunfire scared her. Slowly, she started to spin in a circle. With her hands on her head, she felt even more unprotected, dancing in her panties in a government building. It struck Caitlyn that with her clothes on, the tophat gave her a posh intellectual look. Now that she was in her underwear, it only took away more dignity to her as she started to get dizzy from spinning. Her eyes were red from crying. She never felt so scared in her life and Jinx was so unpredictable that there was no telling what this maniac could do. Caitlyn could actually feel the heat from the gunfire burning her bare legs as Jinx shot. Even while she hopped up and down to avoid getting shot, one other thought was running through her mind. DEAR LORD, PLEASE DON’T LET VI SEE ME LIKE THIS! There’s no way she’d be able to live it down. Maybe if she let Jinx toy with her some more, she’d run out of ammo.


Jinx continued shooting at Caitlyn for a few more minutes until finally she stopped, letting a thin trail of smoke rise from the barrel. Caitlyn froze, her arms wrapped around her bare midriff as she lowered her body and asked, “Out of ammo?”


“Nah.” Jinx yawned. “Just bored. But I know what I’m going to do to you next!” Caitlyn felt sweat run down her forehead as she saw Jinx’s smile get wider and her eyes grew double in size.


***

BAM! Vi punched through another office wall and sighed in relief when she saw the vault on the other side of the hole, with officers still alive. “Is Jinx here yet?” she asked as she stepped over the rubble.


“Not yet ma’am.” An officer said.


“What about Sheriff Caitlyn?”


“No sign of her.”


Vi cursed under her breath as she got into position. This wasn’t good, she made that announcement to Caitlyn not long ago and so she should have been here by now. “Stay sharp guys.” Vi said as she stood in front of them. “Jinx is mine so only shoot to slow her down, unless of course she tries to get into the vault.


“What about the Sheriff?” an officer asked.


Vi scoffed and said, “Caitlyn’s fine. She’s sheriff, she’s perfectly capable of taking care of her…whoa.”


Out of the darkness walked two boots holding up two trembling long legs. At the end of each leg was the curve of a slender hip wrapped tightly under a purple pair of bikini briefs with a cupcake on the crotch. A tone midriff could be seen next and above it were two large cupcakes over medium sized breasts. On either side were two hands raised in the air and over the shoulders of this figure were tresses of dark brown hair. The figure took one more step and then everyone could see Sheriff Caitlyn standing there in her undergarments.


“Wow Sheriff…uhhhh…guess my nickname for you was spot on.” Vi wisecracked. She didn’t know how Caitlyn managed to lose her clothes, but seeing miss smarty pants without any pants was an image Vi would hold onto for a long time if they ever got into an argument.


“SHUT UP VI!” Caitlyn said, “This is serious! I oh!” she gasped as she felt Jinx’s gun press against her back.


Once Vi saw Jinx behind Caitlyn she forgot how amusing it was to see Caitlyn undressed. “Let her go Jinx.” She said.


“Why? So you can take her home and spank her with your fat hands?!” Jinx joked.


Caitlyn’s mouth dropped at the thought of being bent over Vi’s knee and spanked. Her face turned even redder when she saw the male officers standing in front of the vault grinning stupidly at her. “Men! Avert your eyes!” she said as she folded one arm over her bra and the other over her panties.


“Hey I didn’t say to cover up.” Jinx said as she poked Caitlyn with the gun. “Let em see a show.”


Caitlyn closed her eyes and pointed her head up at the ceiling as she prepped herself to uncover in front of her police unit. With shaking hands, she lowered them to her sides and started to sob as she heard some of the men whistling at her. “I’M GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS JINX!!” she shouted. Now her respect as Sheriff was ruined. It would only be a matter of time before word spread to all the other officers that Sheriff Caitlyn wore cupcake panties. She could feel her authority melting away with every inch of her exposed body. Her anger in being seen vulnerable in front of her squad got the best of her and Caitlyn tried to reclaim her authority once more by shouting, “IF YOU ALL DON’T COVER YOUR EYES I’M GOING TO SUSPEND EACH OF YOU!”


The familiar shouting of their Sheriff sent chills down the officer’s spines and each of them covered their eyes with their hands. “Thanks half naked hat lady!” Jinx said as she raised her gun and shot all of the officer’s to the ground. Vi curled her lip as she looked at the fresh dead bodies and said, “Gee Caitlyn. I didn’t realize modesty meant that much to you.”


Caitlyn stuttered, she couldn’t believe she’d let her dignity override her pragmatism. ‘I-I-couldn’t help it.. they were ogling me with their eyes!”


“All right enough cupcake panties.” Jinx said as she jabbed Caitlyn in the rear with her gun. “Stand over there with fat hands.”


“OOOH!” Caitlyn squealed as she covered her bum, “That hurts!” She ran behind Vi and used the enforcer’s body to shield herself, lowering her blushing face. She couldn’t stand to look up at Vi’s disappointed face and felt so ashamed that several men had died all because she was embarrassed. “D-do what you need to do Vi. J-just don’t walk too far without covering me.”


Vi rolled her eyes at how ditzy Caitlyn seemed now. From this day forward, there was no way Vi could follow orders from her. “Better Watch it Jinx.” Vi said, “The only way you’re getting into that vault is through me.”


Jinx laughed again and said, “Silly Fat hands. I didn’t do this so I could get money.” She grabbed Fishbones, her rocket launcher from her shoulders, “I did this so I could blow things up!”


“What?” Vi said with wide eyes. “No! You’ll bring the building down on all of us!”


“NO!” Caitlyn cried as she hugged Vi tighter. “I can’t be seen like this outside and in public! Let me get some clothes first!”


“SHE’S RIGHT!” Jinx said in a deep voice as she moved Fishbones up and down. “UNDERGARMENTS ARE NOT PROPER ATTIRE TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC-ohshutupfishbones DIE!” there was a loud KATCHOOM! And the first rocket fired out of Fishbones’ mouth.


Vi and Caitlyn ducked as the rocket whizzed over their heads and blasted the concrete walls lining the vault. Vi lunged forward to push Caitlyn out of the way of falling debris. Caitlyn screamed as she felt the cold metal hands touching her soft skin and landed hard on her back, with Vi on top of her. “Get off me!” she said, “People will think we were…intimate!”


“Sorry for saving your life.” Vi said and then buried her head into Caitlyn’s bosom when she heard another rocket go off, blasting the ceiling above them.


“STOP IT!” Caitlyn cried as her face turned even redder now that another woman’s nose was hidden in her cleavage.


“OOOO LOOK AT YOU TWO CANOODLING!” Jinx joked as she fired more rockets randomly in the air.


“I’m going to kill her!” Vi shouted as she tried to move off of Caitlyn. Then she heard another rocket go off and dropped to the ground once more. The screams of Caitlyn were deafened by the orchestra of explosions that went off. Dust rose in the air as the rest of the ceiling crumbled.


Vi and Caitlyn closed their eyes, hugging each other tightly as rubble fell and expected this to be the end. The last Vi heard was Caitlyn wailing about dying in her underwear before seeing utter darkness. There was silence and at first, Vi wondered if this was death since she couldn’t see anything. Then she felt something under her body, something hard and bony shifting under her torso. It felt soft and warm and then she heard a British voice say, “Get off me!”


“Caitlyn?” Vi asked, “Are we dead?”


“No!” Caitlyn screamed as she lay helplessly. A large amount of rubble was on top of Caitlyn, covering her midriff but not her cupcake shaped bra. Vi’s head and shoulders were covered completely under heavy rock, with her lower torso sticking out.


From Jinx’s perspective, Vi’s head looked like it was buried in between Caitlyn’s legs and no one could see what Vi was doing since her head was covered with rocks. “Oooo Vi you dog!” Jinx laughed as she surveyed the destruction around her.


Caitlyn looked up and saw Vi’s legs sticking out on the other side of the rock that buried both of them. “AHH!” Caitlyn squealed, “Vi! get out from under there! Your face is on my happy spot!”


“Happy spot?” Vi repeated and then tried to move her head out from under the rock, feeling soft cotton brush against her nose. “Oh crap! I’m looking at your panties aren’t I?” When her head wouldn’t budge, Vi started to shake it back and forth to break free. “I can’t get out I’m stuck!”


“STOP IT!” Caitlyn shouted as she felt Vi’s face moving against her panties. “I-you’re-touching me!”


‘OOO Ladies get a room!” Jinx said. “Better be careful Hat lady, fat hands like’s to eat.”


“You’re a vulgar woman!” Caitlyn said to Jinx. Unfortunately for Caitlyn, her hands were also buried under rock and she couldn’t lift them to cover her bra. She just lay there whimpering as she felt another person’s warm breath blowing against her panties. When she felt Vi’s nose gently brush against her clitoris, Caitlyn squealed again, this time in pleasure. “Oo Vi stop it! I’m getting…hot.”


“ew your panties are wet!” Vi said when she smelled the fresh scent of Caitlyn’s natural aroused juice soaking her panties.


Caitlyn gasped in horror as she looked down and then up at Jinx’s grinning face. “Shut up Vi!” she said as she tried to tighten her legs and fight against the tingling pleasure she felt below. “This is so improper!”


Jinx continued to admire the provocative position the two law officers were in. Then she decided to pester Vi some more as she knelt down by her side and grabbed onto her metal gauntlets.


“Hey! What are you doing?” Vi shouted when she felt the restraints on her wrists get removed. Vi never took her gloves off. She felt so ordinary without them, so powerless.


“Taking off your stupid fat hands, fat hands.” Jinx said as she removed the right gauntlet. As she bent down to reach over Vi and remove the left gauntlet, she noticed a small hole that had been ripped open from the explosions located on the hip of Vi’s skintight suit. This made Jinx smile with delight.


Vi was still shaking her head, trying to push out from the rubble and then she felt a thin finger tickling her hip. “Hey! Wh-what is she doing?!?” she called out.


Caitlyn turned her head and gasped when she saw Jinx sticking her finger in the hole of Vi’s suit and started to rip the hole open. “MY GOODNESS! VI SHE’S STRIPPING YOU!”


“WHAT?!?!?!” VI shouted as she felt the cold air from the outside blowing against her exposed legs. “NO!!! STOP IT! LETMEGO!!! DON’T!” Vi began kicking her legs as if in a tantrum as she felt the bottom of her skintight suit get ripped open like a garbage bag. The more she heard Jinx giggle, the more Vi sweated in fear as the inevitable was happening. Vi began thrashing her head all around, pushing harder against Caitlyn’s pussy.


“Ooh! Vii” Caitlyn moaned, tilting her head back as her nether regions got warmer. “S-stop m-moving please.” With Vi’s hot breath blowing against her panties, Caitlyn couldn’t ignore the thought of a warm tongue lapping up her soft lips and the phantom pleasure of cunnalingus made her dizzy with passion. She no longer cared about how she was trapped, she just wanted the teasing between her legs to stop.


“HAHAHAHAAH!” Jinx laughed as she threw the tattered remains of Vi’s bottoms away and looked down at what she saw. Sticking out from under the rock were two sagging butt cheeks that shook as Vi kicked her legs. It looked quite comical since Jinx had also removed her boots and so the Piltover enforcer was in nothing but her socks and faded pink panties that had the words “SAY NO TO FOOD” written on the back. “Gee fat hands, I didn’t realize that fat spread to other parts of your body as well. You need to lay off the donuts.”


Upon hearing the comments, Vi stopped moving to let her other senses kick in. She felt the cold ground brushing against her bare knees and then the thin air blow over her exposed back and knew her secret had been revealed. Her wide curvy ass was showing and worst, in her panties that she wore when she worked out. The message written on the back was a motivator to get Vi to lose the excess fat in her ass so she could wear tight jeans instead of skintight suits. Now her secret was out and her most hated enemy saw her in her most vulnerable state. Realizing that she’d been bested, and worst, stripped, Vi began kicking her legs and wailing in a tantrum. “I HATE YOU JINX!!! I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY!!! PUT MY PANTS ON NOW!!!”


“OHHH VI!!!” Caitlyn cooed. She tried moving her hands so she could maneuver them under her panties to finish the job.


“CAITLYN STOP GETTING TURNED ON AND HELP ME OUT!!!” Vi shouted as she continued kicking. It was bad enough that she was pants less but being bent over with her wide ass sticking out made Vi feel like the biggest joke ever. Worst of all, the panties she wore were rather big and made Vi feel like she was wearing a diaper. Then she felt an explosion of pain on her ass. “OW! What the fuck?!”


SMACK! Jinx slapped Vi’s ass and watched it Jiggle. “Sorry Fat hands. But you look too hot with your head between your girlfriends’ legs.” She tilted her head and saw the gauntlets lying on the ground. “In fact, I think I’m going to teach you a lesson in chaos.”


Vi wasn’t sure what Jinx was talking about until she felt thin fingers hook into the waistband of her underwear. Gasping, Vi waved her hands in the air to try and stop Jinx from stealing her panties. “Stop it! Leave my panties alone pleeease!!” she begged. Her hands were out of reach and couldn’t stop Jinx from pulling her underwear down to expose her bubble butt. Not only was it out of shape but it also had two dimples above the crack. “PULL MY PANTIES UP RIGHT NOW” Vi shrieked. She was so upset at how foolish she looked with her panties down and ass sticking out that she lay her head on top of Caitlyn’s panties and started to cry. She was supposed to be a tough enforcer, both in the eyes of the other officers and the criminals she struck fear into. After tonight, no one would fear her and now everyone would make fun of her out of shape ass.

“UHH UHHH OHH!!” Caitlyn grunted as Vi’s wet face rubbed against her vulva. Caitlyn curled her toes and tried thrusting her pelvis against Vi, muttering, “I’m almost there….”


With Vi’s panties pulled down, Jinx raised one of the metal gauntlets above her head and brought it down hard on Vi’s ass, making it ripple like a waterbed. SMACK! “You see Fat hands and Hat lady. This is why both of you are so pathetic.” Jinx said as she raised the gauntlet again to spank Vi, ignoring the enforcer’s wailing as the metal gloves sent a stinging pain through each cheek. SMACK! “I gave you both a specific time because I knew you’d be boring and try to plan some lame trap to catch me.” SMACK! “But you still failed and you know why?” SMACK! “Because I don’t believe in plans. I didn’t know how I was going to stop you, all I knew is that I wanted to blow things up.” SMACK!


“That was it?!” Caitlyn shouted, “You just wanted to blow things up?!” the thought that her brilliant mind had been outdone by Jinx’s impulsive behavior made Caitlyn all the more angrier.” OOOOH THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT VI! We could have had her if you just listened to me!”

“Come on Hat Lady.” Jinx said, SMACK! “If you would’ve had me how come you’re the one buried under a pile of rocks in your cupcake underwear.” SMACK!


“OWWW STOPP!!!” Vi screamed. Her ass was so sore now that it was hard to tell if she was crying because of the pain or because the humiliation of being spanked made Vi feel more like a baby.


“Leave her alone you vile woman!” Caitlyn screamed, sobering up from her aroused state by Vi’s crying “You humiliated us enough. Get us out of here before backup arrives! I can’t be seen like this!”


“What’s the big deal?” Jinx asked as she spanked Vi one more time. “You should see how funny this looks. Fat hands’ ass looks even fatter and it looks like you’re enjoying her face buried in your sn*tch.”


Caitlyn’s lips pouted out as her cheeks grew as red as the cherries on her bra. Even though she was undressed, she managed to humiliate herself even more by getting horny in front of Jinx. “Just kill me please! I’d rather die than be seen like this!” she wailed, banging her head against the ground.


“You really want me to get you two out of there?” Jinx asked as she stepped onto Vi’s ass to point the gun at Caitlyn. “Wow Fat hands, your ass is nice and squishy.”


“MAKE JOKES ALL YOU WANT!! WHEN I GET OUT HERE I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!” Vi said through her own sobs. She couldn’t see her ass but based on the pain, she knew it was extra red and swollen. The problem with being unable to see was that Vi imagined her ass to be much larger than it actually was. Jinx’s taunts only made Vi more self-conscious about how out of shape she let herself get.


“Just get this woman’s face off of my crotch!” Caitlyn said in anger. “You have us at your mercy there’s nothing more you can do to humiliate us!”


“That’s where you’re wrong hat lady.” Jinx said, “So wrong.”


****

It took an hour for Piltover police to get backup since the rest of the police squad was dead. Large vans with armored police drove up to the razed building of the former Treasury. Other officers in regular cars drove by and got out, guns raised and ready in case Jinx was still around.


“Eyes open everyone.” The Lieutenant said, the last commanding officers in the unit that wasn’t dead or missing. “Jinx could be anywhere. Any sign of the Sheriff or the enforcer?”


“No sir.” A nearby officer said as they began searching through the rubble. “All we found are these.”


The lieutenant walked up to the rubble and saw the officer hold up two large metal gauntlets that had belonged to Vi. “My god.” He said, “Get the word out to the other officers, Vi and Sheriff Caitlyn are in danger. We need to find them before Jinx decides to kill them.”


Many officers thought the worst as they searched the rubble and saw the dead bodies of their fallen comrades. Large floodlights were brought out to give them all better view of the area. The lieutenant was now walking around the treasury to see if Vi and Caitlyn were taken somewhere. He managed to walk all the way to the other side of the treasury next to an adjacent building when he heard a noise. It was a high pitched noise but muffled.


“HLLPURSSS!!” it said.


The lieutenant got out his gun and said, “I need back up now! Someone get a helicopter to shine some light over there!”


“NNNOOO!!DNNT!!!” the voice shouted as it got louder. They were soon muted by the loud noise of the helicopter engine that flew overhead. The large light hovered over the ground before landing perfectly on the lamppost which is where the muffled cries were coming from.


The entire police squad showed up, all of them getting in position and pointing their guns up at the wall. The floodlights were turned and shined on a lamppost that was unlit. The lieutenant breathed in as he expected the worst and then froze when the lights revealed what was hidden in the darkness.


Dangling in the air were two pairs of bare feet, each of them kicking frantically. Both pairs of feet were connected to long fair skinned legs, all of which were bare. As the lights followed the legs up, they were connected to two exposed asses, one was tight and firm, while the other was wider and jiggled wildly as the legs kicked. Each ass cheek had pink letters that formed the word, “JINX.” Further up the men could see the exposed breasts of two women, the medium sized breasts barely hidden under black hair while the other breasts were larger, swinging side to side as they dangled. Finally, the lights shined on the faces of the two naked women and the offices all gasped when they recognized the signature tophat of Sheriff Caitlyn and goggles on top of Vi. Never in a million years would they have expected to see the two most respected women in Piltover hanging from a broken streetlamp in their birthday suits. A single rope hung over the lamp and on either side was a knot that bound both women’s hands.

“GTTUSSSDWNN!!!” Caitlyn mumbled through the white cloth that gagged her and Vi’s mouth. She looked down at the wide eyes of her police unit and blushed as she felt her backside swinging two and fro in the air.


“DNNTLKKKATMEEE!!” Vi whined as she kicked her legs angrily. She could hear the men pointing and laughing at her in response and it made her cry tears of rage.


“Wow. I thought Vi worked out more.”


“Can you believe she calls us lazy? Look at her ass!”


“I can’t. I’m too busy looking at the Sheriff’s.”


All the comments burned through the women and Vi’s body swung harder as she tried to break free. In moving, Caitlyn could feel Vi’s soft knee brush against her pussy and then moaned when it rubbed against her outer labia. “MMM! VIII!!STRRPP!!!” Caitlyn pleaded as she felt her nipples get erect. Every swaying of Vi’s body was another stroke of her soft flesh against Caitlyn’s body, turning her on even more. Caitlyn tried to tighten her body and fight against Vi’s movement but this only made things worse. Caitlyn tried kicking away while Vi turned her body to the left, raising her thigh up in between Caitlyn’s legs just as Caitlyn swung back. The momentum was strong enough to where Caitlyn’s clitoris slid against Vi’s knee and the friction was delicate enough to make Caitlyn’s pussy twitch with pleasure. “MMMMFF!!” Caitlyn moaned as she felt warm juice explode from between her legs.


“HOLY CRAP!” an officer shouted as he pointed. “She just came!”


Mortified at being accused of being sexually attracted to each other, both women began sobbing as they lowered their heads in defeat. Caitlyn tried to raise one leg to cover her wet privates, even though people could see the viscous liquid running down her leg. Jinx was right, she was capable of humiliating them even more. With their hands tied, every inch of their skin could be seen by their officers and there was nothing they could do to cover. Adding insult to injury was the graffiti on their asses, symbolizing that they were Jinx’s property. The loss only added to the humiliation Vi and Caitlyn felt as the laughter of the officers around them grew. The impressive intellect of Caitlyn and the brawn of Vi was no match for the random craftiness of Jinx. All the trouble they spent in planning a trap for Jinx resulted in them losing their clothes and being tied together like two submissive bottoms. Vi and Caitlyn just rested their heads against each other and cried while the officers took their sweet time in getting them down.


Through salty tears, Vi looked up at the wall next to her and saw more pink graffiti written on the walls that said, “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!”


While the police were busy taking pictures of the unclothed sheriff and her enforcer, Jinx was watching from a distance, twirling the panties of both Vi and Caitlyn in the air. Jinx closed her eyes and thought back to how fun it was removing the rest of their clothes from their shuddering bodies, how both snooty and boring women were so upset that they were being exposed. The look of anger and embarrassment on Vi’s face as she lost her panties made Jinx rub her legs together and bite her lip as she felt her own panties get wet from being turned on. “Welp, that was fun. Time to have some more in the bathtub.” She tossed the panties to the ground and unbuckled her belt to take off her shorts, revealing a black and purple pair of panties that were just as small as her tiny bottom. “Mmmmm…” Jinx cooed as she slid her hand down the front of her panties. After shooting a cadre of police officers, undressing her enemies and spanking Vi, Jinx was looking forward to having one of the most potent orgasms she had in a long time, making all of the time she spent in destroying Piltover worth it. “Maybe I did have a plan coming here after all.” She said.

[Qazwox27]

I'm surprised there aren't more comments here.

I liked this story. Good ENF. Some parts were too fantastical for my taste (Vi coincidentally positioned on Caitlyn's crotch). I appreciate that you posted this entire arc now instead of dragging it out over weeks/days.

Do you plan on continuing? Maybe Jinx could be on the receiving end next time.

[bbettyblambabam]

Thanks! Actually, this was pretty fun so I am planning on writing another one, although for now I might keep Jinx on the embarrassER side of things until I can think of something good for her. Generally if my interest keeps up for something, I usually do end up turning the tables

[BigMara]

Awesome story! You really got the characters' personalities down perfectly, and you had a good bit of humor in there with the sexier bits. I'm glad to hear you're planning on writing another one, but I'm wondering if you'd be willing to take character suggestions at some point. Vi and Caitlyn are great and have a good dynamic, but LoL has plenty of other ladies who could do with a bit of embarrassing.

[bbettyblambabam]

Originally Posted by BigMara

Awesome story! You really got the characters' personalities down perfectly, and you had a good bit of humor in there with the sexier bits. I'm glad to hear you're planning on writing another one, but I'm wondering if you'd be willing to take character suggestions at some point. Vi and Caitlyn are great and have a good dynamic, but LoL has plenty of other ladies who could do with a bit of embarrassing.

That's actually why I wanted to write another because there are a ton of great characters to write about. I sort of have the characters already picked for the next one but that doesn't meant I won't take suggestions later on down the line. Who would you or others like to see?

[BigMara]

I think I'd like to see Ahri most of all, but Fiora also comes to mind. And of course, seeing Jinx get some comeuppance some time would also be nice, but you've already said you might do that sometime in the future, so that pretty much covers it for me.

[bbettyblambabam]

Originally Posted by BigMara

I think I'd like to see Ahri most of all, but Fiora also comes to mind. And of course, seeing Jinx get some comeuppance some time would also be nice, but you've already said you might do that sometime in the future, so that pretty much covers it for me.

Just looked those two up again and nice choices! Will definitely keep them in my mind for the future!

[BigMara]

Glad to hear it! I'm looking forward to your next story already!

[cerindclvr]

fun story! a bit violent for my tastes but hey...
I didn't at all mind the fantastical embarrassing situations. would read more..!

[Bloodgod32]

Awesome story! Definitely need more league related stuff - and plenty of female champs to choose from!