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Old 03-17-2011, 07:21 PM
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Default CAPTIONS

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1. "The BJ-NRA"...for people who believe that guns don't suck...women do.
2. "After that opening sexist blow job joke...you think I'm gonna suck this? No way!"
3. Women auditioning for my "Tree Huggers" thread.
4. The idea of losing again to Sara at mini golf gets Nancy's panties in a bunch.
5. At the reunion...Julie attempts to prove she can still break dance. Paramedics (and a photographer) were needed.
6. Here's an obvious sign that the woman you're dating might be too young for you.
7. After you enjoy the cleavage...check out the guy's leg. It appears to be on backward.
8. Why going commando around "Veronica The Snoop" is a bad idea.
9. Even in a casual office environment, giving your I-T specialist a wedgie is a good way to lose your job.
10. Some women absolutely refuse to swallow.
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Old 03-18-2011, 09:07 PM
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Default MY CAPTIONS INTERPRETING FUNNY PICTURES

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1. "Yeah...I'd like a Big Mac and fries...and...what are you staring at?"
2. The "Ass Bite" is the latest craze on the dance floor.
3. I'm not sure what's going on here, but it appears to be for the good of the country- and us.
4. I wish I could say I wore these women out...but I think it was just the tequila.
5. The sight of a nice firm ass always makes Cassie drool.
6. "OK...that's a real cute shot," said the photographer "But lean over juuuust a little more" (How up skirts are done)
7. The only thing I like about cell phones and other hand held devices is that they are distracting.
8. The bungee jump was a exhilarating experience for Helen. Her cleavage is an exhilarating experience for us.
9. Such an elegant wardrobe malfunction...
10. The Power Wedgie: This is the face a woman makes when her clitoris is being driven up into her navel.
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Old 03-19-2011, 10:34 PM
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Default THE CAPTIONS KEEP CUMMING

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1. "Uh Tina...I'm new at this too, but I think you need to take off my panties first."
2. How about a workout where you drop a pants size in one session?
3. "Ass...it's what's for dinner."
4. Ronald McDonald's bisexual orgy...He'll do anything to sell more burgers.
5. Donna, who was raised by dogs, was always happy to see her cowgirl girlfriend come home from the plains.
6. She wants you to notice her toy sword, but you are looking at her polka dot panties...aren't you?
7. Anyone remember that odd TV show from the 60's called "The Prisoner?"
8. "Ha ha, Julie...ha ha...you'll never make it on the red carpet if you can't negotiate the gray one!"
9. Penny gives an out of town-er directions to the nearest virgin sacrifice.
10. When Britney and Paris stay at home, the Paparazzi practice their "up-skirts" on unsuspecting anonymous women.
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1. Chelsea is better than a napkin...she is always ready to quickly lap up any spills.
2. "Ungh!...can you...ugh!...help me with these? They're heavy!"
3. This woman is getting the help that the woman in picture #2 wishes she had.
4. Desperate to dry off the bodily fluids from her swinging threesome -before her jealous boyfriend gets home.
5. Julie was so frightened of ghosts her cruel friends didn't have to ruin white sheets to scare her.
6. Easter is obviously a pretty big happy deal for this couple.
7. There is an OCC thread called "Pictures No Woman Would Want Seen." Here's a submission for the male version.
8. Joyce was a savvy call girl...she knew exactly how to the lure oil men to her Texas brothel.
9. Scruffy was the happiest damned lap dog ever...just look at the lap! (That dog is really smiling!)
10. While having a smoke with a pal, Becky enjoys her new plug in butt plug.
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Old 03-22-2011, 10:06 PM
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1. "OK...he's out on the balcony so I can talk. Let's meet in the bar at midnight... and we can discuss baseball!"
2. Mary only has one bra- and obviously it needed washing.
3. That wonderful act known as "The Flying Lesbians" were a huge hit at the kegger.
4. OK...there are a ton of "out of the closet" jokes here- YOU make one up!
5. Who knew having a foot fetish could be so much fun! (Love the smiles)
6. She says: "Jason...you are jush the greatish boyfriend ever...but you need a shave!" He says: "Rut ro!"
7. Wendy's boyfriend always came in funny clumps that just landed everywhere...most annoying!
8. At "Mr. Freeze's" auditions for the next "Mrs. Freeze."
9. Women came from miles around to enjoy Larry's testicle scalp massage.
10. I got a feeling "The Great Pumpkin" will think her patch is the "most sincere."
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Old 03-23-2011, 09:29 PM
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Default ANOTHER ROUND OF CAPTIONS

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1. Joni always liked to be on hand for the last few shakes.
2. "Help! the aliens are getting away with our ovaries!"
3. Jerry was so very glad that he found that bottle on the highway with the Genie in it. (Wish granted!)
4. "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer her clitoris...I'd hammer her clitoris all over this land."
5. If you could get past the view, Cross Eyed Mary gave excellent blow jobs.
6. Jamie tried not to laugh as Nathan took his pants off
7. This dog doesn't seem all that happy considering his surroundings.
8. This dog gets the bone. We get the boner.
9 Back from the gang bang, Rita was singing "I'm going to wash those men right outta my hair."
10. "Guh ha! Yuk! Yuk! Uh...your name is Sandy...so here's some sand!" (Why dating nerds can be annoying)
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1. I don't know where this picture was taken- which is OK because this girl doesn't look like she knows where she is.
2. "Yup...jush as I shushpected...shilicon implantsh!"
3. "You know, I've always been a big fan of yours..."
4. "Oh I just love my girls! Come to Mama and let me give you a big kiss!" (Julie was very fond of her own breasts)
5. As John tried to drive away, Becky made a silent plea for him to stay. What guy could stay mad?
6. You've heard of wine tasting parties? These gals have a better idea.
7. Lonnie just loved to tease gay men.
8. Felicia was the most prepared street walker around- and she always liked to keep her breath fresh...after.
9. "Yeah..and I'm so horny I've been masturbating all day! Hang on, Betty wants a taste."
10. The universal signal for "I want a facial."
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1. See? Sometimes young women do set their computers aside...
2. Moisturizer can be fun...
3. Got milk?
4. Poor Kim...she chose the wrong friends to take a nap around...
5. Some times the skinny dipping parties are not entirely voluntary.
6. Another poor soul trying to catch some sleep around "friends." Who knows what happens next?
7. Some moments were never intended for photography. At least one woman thinks so.
8. Annie's ass is so hot, it keeps her hands warm on cold mornings.
9. Satisfied...Joanie and Trisha may eventually return to unpacking their suitcases.
10. "Yeeeeha!"
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1. This is one of the reasons why, despite high gas prices, no one is in a hurry to take the bus.
2. Ben and Betty were short on condoms- so the clothes stayed on.
3. Women with big bare breasts shall lead-ith thou unto temptation, my son.
4. Penetration has been achieved!
5. Women wondering if my captions will get any funnier.
6. Wanda liked to keep everyone happy.
7. Megan was like an eager puppy at the mention cunnilingus.
8. Meanwhile, back in the burlesque dancer's dressing room in 1954...
9. The family photo of Grandma and Grandpa that won't sit on the kid's mantle.
10. One way to deal with "the wet spot."
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1. The oddest pair of Siamese twins you will ever see.
2. "Never use my "Hello Kitty" diaphragm without asking me ever again!"
3. After the appetizer, he removed his pants and showed her the main course.
4. Sheila loved beer so much that a beer belly was a major turn on for her.
5. Dumb Donna's new girlfriend told she wanted to teach her "muff diving."
6. How to know when you're wearing the right cologne.
7. The easy and dangerous way to straight hair.
8. "What's worse than a hurricane? A titty twister!"
9. One local restaurant has found a novel approach to the whole napkin thing.
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