I want to accidentally show my elderly neighbor my wifes pics.

[ilc22]

I have a huge fantasy of showing my wife's pics to someone in person. I've only done it with an old co-worker so far, but I loved it. I have an elderly neighbor who's wife recently died. I heard him make a innocent off color comment once about my wife and our other neighbor wife being topless or something like that, I forget exactly what it was. But it got me thinking about showing him my wife topless, but I definitely can't come out and ask if he wants to see them. It really just doesn't work like that.

I was thinking that when I go over to borrow something I could show him some pics of whatever and then ask to use the bathroom. Let him have my phone without me there. I would leave another Pic of her in a different folder, so if he scrolled around or backed out to the folders he would definitely see her.

I would have a screen recorder going so I would know what he saw but I hope he would mention something about liking it so I could show him more. Has anyone done anything like this?

[mustardseed]

He may not be tech savvy enough to snoop but why not just show him something on your phone like you need to borrow a tool to fix something and accidentally swipe past nudes looking for it

[ilc22]

I would love to. Very nervous to actually just come out and show him though. I think I may let him have the phone the first time I go over to borrow something. Then if he doesn't see the pic, I'll show him what i did with the tool I borrowed and do the scroll myself by "accident". I really want to show him

[coupleak]

Since he already made that "innocent" comment about your wife and the other neighbour being topless, why not steer the conversation towards that topic. Maybe share some experiences where she actually has been topless (back yard, beach, hottub). Then there might be a chance he says something like "you're a lucky guy, I wish I could have been there/seen that too". Then your reply could be "well if you're interested, I could show you some pics of her wink wink".

[ilc22]

I unfortunately don't remember how that comment came up. But if the opportunity comes up, I would mention her being topless somehow. I think I'm going to put some regular sexy picture next to whatever I show him so he'll definitely see that one and hopefully he'll make a comment. And put a topless one that there is a good chance he accidentally sees when I go to the bathroom

[cufan86]

You could set a topless/nude photo of your wife as your phone’s wallpaper.

[ilc22]

Originally Posted by cufan86

You could set a topless/nude photo of your wife as your phone’s wallpaper.

I definitely want to do that. I'm just worried about being to forward. Incase he's not into it or just isn't ready to say something to me, I feel safer if it seems accidental. But now I think I'll do a regular sexy pic as my wallpaper. Like her in a nice low cut tittie shirt or bikini or something. There's a great chance he'll see that. Thanks man, great idea!
Wish I had a friend I could chat with about this

[coupleak]

Originally Posted by ilc22

Wish I had a friend I could chat with about this

Aren't we all friends on this forum? 😉

[ilc22]

Originally Posted by coupleak

Aren't we all friends on this forum? 😉

Ha ha, yes. I just meant someone in person or quicker than a message board. I haven't been on here in a long time. But I don't post on reddit or other sites anymore. So trying here again. Thanks guys!

[rracoonz]

You might print one or two out and have them laying in your garage, on a work bench, work area, or pinned to a wall in a shed, then invite your neighbor over for some advice to fix something. If he sees the pics and shows interest, let him know you have more on your phone if he would like to see them.
Great ice breaker.