Tales Of Nudity: Pictures With Stories

[friez]

“Yeah I’m here, I’m the only one butt naked so I shouldn’t be hard to miss!”

[friez]

After being so used to wearing pants (where this wasn’t a problem) rookie nudists never think about the consequences of sitting bare assed on a bench or concrete surface on a hot day.

[friez]

“Hey baby, wanna touch MY snake?”

“No thanks pal. I got my own and I can guarantee it’s bigger than anything you’ve got!”

[friez]

“Hi! Welcome to my home. Please leave your shoes, coats, and all of your clothes at the door!”

[friez]

“Is there a problem sir?”

“N-no I just think it doesn’t fit…”

“You sure? Maybe you need to really force it in there…”

[friez]

“Wow! I’m so glad I got to meet my boyfriend’s friends to night. I hope they like me!”

[friez]

She didn’t mean what she said when she suggested it. Samantha was desperate not to lose her job, and in a panic said she’d even “drink piss” to keep it. Her boss made her a deal. One of the executive bathrooms had a urinal that was out of order and if she spent her work days taking over for it until it was fixed, he would see what he could do about letting her stay on.

2 months later, and Samantha still gets stripped nude and chained to the wall, her mouth open, ready to drink hot piss. Her boss has been raising her pay weekly since, so Samantha decided not to fight it.

“It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it!”

[friez]

“Phones?”

“Check.”

“Wallets and IDs?”

“Check.”

“Sunscreen?”

“Check.”

“Snacks?”

“Check.”

“Okay, then why does it feel like we forgot something?”

[friez]

“So… Come here often?”

[friez]

“I can’t decide what’s more outrageous! That she’s biking in the winter… or that she’s doing it buck nude!”