Woman At The Door

[fitne]

Knock, knock,

Women: loud music. Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy. WTF is going on here?

Women: It's a hen party. Let's play a game. Which one of us is the bride? You get 3 guesses.
You guess right, you get to do the bride.

Me: Sounds like fun.

[fitne]

Knock, knock,

No answer.

The door was slightly open so I let myself in.

WTF! Why are you all tied up? Let me untie you.

[fitne]

Knock, knock,

Woman: HELP ME!

Door was slightly open so I let myself in.

WTF! Why are you naked inside a raised crate? Let's get you down.

[fitne]

Knock, knock,

Woman's voice: The door is unlocked. I'm kind of tied up at the moment.

Me: WTF. Why are you tied up.
Woman: Long story. Would you untie me. Thanks.

My last 3 deliveries really freaked me out. It's shocking to find 3 customers naked and all tied up. Must be a full moon to-night.

[fitne]

knock, knock,

woman: Who's there?
me: pizza guy

woman: I'm naked. Should I put something on?
me: Come as you are. We are a pro-naked women pizza joint.

[AMOS12345]

Originally Posted by fitne

knock, knock,

woman: Who's there?
me: pizza guy

woman: I'm naked. Should I put something on?
me: Come as you are. We are a pro-naked women pizza joint.

Very hot pictures. I like your post Thank you they turn me on.

[fitne]

My last pizza delivery was to a private home in an upscale neighbourhood where my boss said they were holding a bridal shower.

Knock, knock,

Woman's voice: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy.

Woman: Enter
As I entered I can see the bride was already wearing her wedding dress.

Bride: I want to blow him.

Before I knew it, the bride had lowered my pants and was blowing me.

[fitne]

In the pizza delivery business, one never knows what to expect when the door opens.

[mike2524]

Originally Posted by fitne

Knock, knock,

Woman's voice: The door is unlocked. I'm kind of tied up at the moment.

Me: WTF. Why are you tied up.
Woman: Long story. Would you untie me. Thanks.

My last 3 deliveries really freaked me out. It's shocking to find 3 customers naked and all tied up. Must be a full moon to-night.

Must be nice to deliver pizzas to Season Hurley.

[mike2524]

Originally Posted by mike2524

Must be nice to deliver pizzas to Season Hurley.

Typo