I want to accidentally show my elderly neighbor my wifes pics.

[letsgroove37]

Accidentally ? You're such a funny guy
And you seem to have so much respect for your wife.
Well, I ope she likes to get topess or naked in public
If not... you will get what you deserve.

[ilc22]

Unfortunately that's not possible. I don't have a garage or anything. I'll just be stopping by his house to borrow something. I'm hopping he'll invite me in and then I can try to show him a picture.

[ilc22]

Sorry cufan86, I don't know how to message you back. I can't find anything about private messaging and I don't even know if I remember the email password I used for this. Any other way to chat?

[cufan86]

Originally Posted by ilc22

Sorry cufan86, I don't know how to message you back. I can't find anything about private messaging and I don't even know if I remember the email password I used for this. Any other way to chat?

You need to go into settings and enable private messages

[ilc22]

To cufan86, I don't have the option to private message. Hit me up if there's another way I can contact you.

[itit49]

A couple of tricks that I used to show sexy pictures of my wife to my friends.

1) Printed copies
Prepare a photo album with holiday pictures and include one or two sexy pictures of your wife. Visit the guy for a beer or a football match on tv. Take the album and browse the pictures with him talking about the holidays and ignore the sexy photos. Then either you go to the bathroom and leave the album or (better) you pretend to forget the album and leave it in his house. In both the cases the guy has the opportunity to look at the pictures while he is alone.
I did it during a poker evening with my friends and I surprised one of my friends browsing the pictures including the nipslip one.

2) Electronic copies
Same as above but take a pen drive with the pictures and copy the pictures on his pc for a quicker browsing. Then you leave the pictures on his PC.
I did it with one of my friends asking to convert the wedding tape from my camcorder containing a short sequence of my wife in lingerie (second photo) and an upskirt.

Unfortunately my wife is a prude I do not have explicit nude or topless photos.

[m8327]

When you give him your phone you should make sure the preview bar showing small thumbnails of other recent pics on the bottom of the screen is visible with a picture of your wife's tits mixed in. It'll just look like an accident on your end, and he'll be much more likely to see it and snoop around, or maybe even bring it up to you in conversation.

[ilc22]

Thanks for trying to help, but I don't have the ability to message anyone. I've tried. Maybe I have to pay for that feature.

[utxxav]

Originally Posted by ilc22

Unfortunately that's not possible. I don't have a garage or anything. I'll just be stopping by his house to borrow something. I'm hopping he'll invite me in and then I can try to show him a picture.

Or you can do this! Tahe a screenshot of something you to show him ( in person or text ) with pictures of your wife in the bottom thumbnails like this : wife pictures in the middle. Works everytime !!!

[ilc22]

Originally Posted by utxxav

Or you can do this! Tahe a screenshot of something you to show him ( in person or text ) with pictures of your wife in the bottom thumbnails like this : wife pictures in the middle. Works everytime !!!

Oh yeah, I like this. I use Google photos and I don't think they have a scroll at the bottom. What gallery can I get that does this?