The Great Bride Thread

[osreb]

Don't knock masturbation it's sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen -

"Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women:
a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom."
- Jerry Seinfeld -

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
- anonymous -

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link opens a media player Jimmy Kimmel skit.

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2004-08-26/c...-nowa-zona.asx

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and some more bride pics:

My MIL asked me, "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the mantelpiece (the shelf above the open fireplace)?" I told her, "So as to keep the kids away from the fire."

I don't say my MIL's ugly ... but around our way, the peeping toms are giving themselves up to the police.

My MIL said to me, "I'll dance on your grave." I said, "I hope you do. I'm being buried at sea."

A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my MIL, and I wanted to say, "Could you please pass the butter?" "But instead I said, "You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."

Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My MIL is an angel." His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."

[Broadway J]

Some hot brides and bridesmaids . . .

[osreb]

here is a hot bride to go alone with those bridemaids

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This is a story that has been really popular in West Palm Beach, Florida for about 5 years - at least that's how long I have been hearing it...

Back in '75 a young couple, both 18, decided to get married right after high school. The father of the bride lived in Palm Beach in a mansion and was able to afford a big wedding for them. To make a long story short, they got married and the wedding was beautiful.

After the wedding they had a big reception in an old building and everyone got pretty drunk. When there were only about 20 people left, the groom decided that they should play hide-and-seek. Everyone agreed and the groom was "it." They all went and hid and the game went on.

After about 20 minutes everyone had been found except the bride. Everyone looked everywhere and tore the whole place apart looking for her. After a few hours the groom was furious, thinking the bride was playing a terrible trick. Eventually, everyone went home.

A few weeks later the groom, having placed a missing persons report, gave up looking for her. Heartbroken, he tried to go on with his life.

Three years later a little old woman was cleaning the place up. She happened to be in the attic and saw an old trunk. She dusted it off, and, out of curiosity, opened it. She screamed at the top of her lungs, ran out of the building and called the police.

Apparently, the bride had decided to hide in the trunk for the game of hide-and-seek. When she sat down, the lid fell, knocking her unconcious and locking her inside. She suffocated after a day or so. When the woman found her, she was rotting, her mouth in the shape of a scream.

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Kind of an ENF.

[curious74]

Wedding pics developed, company puts pics on web for family to order. Guess which pics got ordered most.

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Originally Posted by curious74

Wedding pics developed, company puts pics on web for family to order. Guess which pics got ordered most.

WOW......she is outstanding, and the pictures are perfect.

[osreb]

Brides showing off their tats