I Am Santa

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Silver Bells
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBFHUyVAch4

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This woman came back for seconds.

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A grateful mother shows her gratitude to Santa for being so nice to her kids.

P.S. After this incident, the mall decided it best for Santa to entertain female admirers, groupies, grateful mothers and assorted types in his private dressing room.

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Here's a pic of me (i.e. Santa) in my dressing room getting ready to go "on stage". A little bit of oral beforehand never hurts. Only 10 days before Christmas.

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Playing Santa doesn't pay (money) much. I do it to make the kids and their moms happy. Here is an example.

Mom: You were so nice to my kid, I want to blow you.
Me: That won't be necessary. Thanks is all I need.

Mom: I insist.
Me: Ok, I need a break anyway. Follow me to my private dressing room.

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Only 10 days to Christmas and some ladies want to make sure that Santa grants their wish.

Woman: Santa, I wish my boyfriend will propose to me before Christmas.
Me (Santa): Your wish is granted.

Woman: Thank you so much. I want to do you.
Me: Not necessary, but ok.
Woman: Can my boyfriend watch.
Me: Sure, ok.

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Here’s one to hang over your fireplace

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The countdown has started. 9 days to Christmas.

Santa is a stud. Every woman want to do him. Every man wish they could be him.

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Life as a babe magnet is not an easy one. Women just won't leave Santa alone.

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The Griswolds are spending Christmas at our house and staying in the guest bedroom. Earlier this morning I entered the guest bedroom by mistake and Ellen Griswold was still sleeping.