Low key events that give a massive thrill

[Gee_Star]

One of the low-key things that gives me a massive thrill is dirty talk.

The older generation has mastered the art of dirty talk, while younger generations just can't do or it makes them break out into fits of laughter or embarrassment.

I think it's because the older generation, despite many of you coming of age during the sexual revolution, didn't grow up with the endless supply of porn that we have today and because of that you all had much more active sexual imaginations. If you were looking at Cynthia Myers' centerfold in 1968, all you had was your mind and your hand and you made it work.

So in this situation, I'm with a 68 year old wife, mother, and grandmother, she's in the missionary position, her legs are over my shoulders and she's giving easily the best dirty talk I've ever heard. Her tone is soft, she's complimenting me, my looks, my penis and my sex, while also complimenting herself

"hmmm, my pussy is so tight" and "you love my pussy"

and also drawing attention to parts of her body that she knows I like

"you like these titties, huh? suck on these titties".

The way the sound left her lips added to the stimulation, it was almost like ASMR.

She also kept the profanity to a minimum but knew when to turn it up, when she knew I was getting close, she'd start to urge me to fuck her.

Her use of the word "fuck" would send a jolt through my body because wasn't known to cuss often, she would also refer to herself as a sl*t or even a b*tch and would start to urge me to fill her up or even breed her.

"come on and breed your sl*t" or "breed your b*tch".

This is how women from previous generations and women of certain ages, who were not inclined to do crazy things in the bedroom, were able to give me some of the most powerful and memorable orgasms

[chuckfinly]

This is low key and is more fun than a massive thrill but I did not really know where to place it. I mentioned in the family views thread my wife's 19 year old niece coming to live with us. She has a similar sense of humor to me except it is not quite as dark. Anyway she now is interested in becoming a firefighter so I took her to a city a couple hours away to visit one. She was telling me about someone of Tiktok that would check out with weird uncomfortable items to watch the reaction of the cashier. We had some time to kill and decided to try it.

Now to paint the picture, my could easily pass for a high school senior. She is objectively speaking very hot and was wearing Daisy Duke cutoffs, cowboy boots, and a spaghetti strap tank with a braided pony tail. I am in peak physical condition but I think I look like I am about 50 though I am in my early 40's. My wife says I get better looking with age though and I get hit on my younger women way more now than I did when I was their age. Anyway we kind of acted like we were a couple and went into stores.

The first store was a big chain store that has groceries and pretty much anything else you can imagine. We got a bunch of phallic vegies such as a cucumber, squash, egg plant, and a few other items like a summer sausage. Then we got some whipped cream, lube, some coconut oil, and Vaseline. Finally we got a rope and ducktape. We picked a register with a frumpy middle aged lady as the cashier. Then as we were there we were joking around. "Do you think it will fit?" "Don't worry I will use plenty of lube." The cashier was looking uncomfortable and pretending not to notice the conversation/banter. I asked her if she though the coconut oil or the Vaseline would work better? She looked flustered and said, "for what?" I picked up the eggplant and said, "To help me ease this in like a gentleman." She said, "I wouldn't know" and turned beet red. We were getting stares from people behind us. We did this at another store too. There she asked me in line if I was sure my wife would be out of town for the whole week. "Yep, we will have the house to ourselves"... That conversation got dirty looks.

Not really a "massive" turn on but making people think she was my girlfriend or mistress or something like that was kind of hot. I told my wife about it and she told me it was childish.

[Gnome72141]

Originally Posted by chuckfinly

Not really a "massive" turn on but making people think she was my girlfriend or mistress or something like that was kind of hot. I told my wife about it and she told me it was childish.

Ya, no offense, but to the rest of us looking on, it just makes you two look like fools (and, yes, childish).

My wife and I used to act like that at stores in our mid-20s. Then we saw other people doing it, and we realized what it looked like to others, and we never did it again.

[Gnome72141]

Originally Posted by chuckfinly

Not really a "massive" turn on but making people think she was my girlfriend or mistress or something like that was kind of hot. I told my wife about it and she told me it was childish.

Oh, and another thing (I can't believe I forgot to mention this): I worked retail and was a cashier for a number of years, and people did stuff like this ALL the time, several times a day, and once they left, we all just laughed at them for the rest of the day.

[chuckfinly]

Originally Posted by Gnome72141

Ya, no offense, but to the rest of us looking on, it just makes you two look like fools (and, yes, childish).

My wife and I used to act like that at stores in our mid-20s. Then we saw other people doing it, and we realized what it looked like to others, and we never did it again.

Fair enough. I have never worked retail in my life. I have always been a rancher and a firefighter. I have not cut loose and messed around like that in probably 20+ years. I probably will not do it again but I did have fun and with all the darkness and seriousness I deal with on a daily basis being silly (or foolish if you want to call it that) felt good.

[stiv837]

Yesterday afternoon I stopped at the grocery store on my way home from work. There was young couple, probably mid twenties, the wife was chubby with massive tits in a low cut skimpy short dress. I followed them around the store checking her out and then waited outside to see her walking across the parking lot. It makes me wonder if she was a hot wife and was advertising what she had.

[4cali]

Wow. 1,000 posts in my favorite thread!

Never let this one die fellas!

[twowide]

Not sure of the Category of these 2 linked Episodes, but here goes.

Since the In-Laws are at the point of moving house, I call for a last cuppa. Apparently, her Mother has a "serious heart complaint", so she'd sold her house and moved-in with them. But they have then used her money to Pay-Off their Mortgage, so still need his 70+ year old Fathers weekly £20 to meet their needs. I can see him sat in his special, low chair at the side of the Bay Window, so as I enter via the side door, I open the front room door to my left. Dad is sat, legs splayed wide, with tall, buxom Daughter-in-Law kneeling between them. Their noses are touching. The straps of her Summer Dress are down her arms, bra visible, both his hands buried deeply inside as he massages her tits. Her hands are vigorously manipulating his groin. Her 70+ mother is sprawled on the sofa, one leg stretched out, the other dangling, her skirt up round her waist, her right hand deep within her crotch. Head back, she's gasping. Suddenly, I grabbed by the arm and dragged into the Kitchen. The Brother-in-law effusing about their New House as he starts to brew coffee.

A couple of years later, I'm at the Far Side of Town. Suddenly "taken-short", I call at their New Dwelling for relief, seeing Father-in-Law sat in the Bay. Upstairs, as I enter the loo, her Mother emerges from her "Granny-Flat" in a housecoat and slippers, walking with the aid of a short, knobbly-handled stick. I spend some time there, nodding on leaving to my Brother-in-Law, who's working on his PC in the small study bedroom. I go down, opening the door to the Front Room. Dad is sat splay-legged, his trouser fly's folded back. Daughter-in-Law is sat on the floor, her legs wide about his chair, naked save for her dress which is gathered round her waist. Her nodding head is buried in his groin, her hands holding his knees apart. Her Mother is stood by his side, her coat wide open. She's totally naked, her left arm resting behind his back. He's vigorously jabbing her knobbly walking stick up between her open legs, his head tilted back, his tongue extended. She gasps loudly, leaning in for a kiss. Brother-in-Law grabs me from behind, but I spot the pile on Bank Notes on the Coffee Table before he slams the door and drags me off for a cuppa.

[Curiouscouple2469]

Originally Posted by twowide

Not sure of the Category of these 2 linked Episodes, but here goes.

Since the In-Laws are at the point of moving house, I call for a last cuppa. Apparently, her Mother has a "serious heart complaint", so she'd sold her house and moved-in with them. But they have then used her money to Pay-Off their Mortgage, so still need his 70+ year old Fathers weekly £20 to meet their needs. I can see him sat in his special, low chair at the side of the Bay Window, so as I enter via the side door, I open the front room door to my left. Dad is sat, legs splayed wide, with tall, buxom Daughter-in-Law kneeling between them. Their noses are touching. The straps of her Summer Dress are down her arms, bra visible, both his hands buried deeply inside as he massages her tits. Her hands are vigorously manipulating his groin. Her 70+ mother is sprawled on the sofa, one leg stretched out, the other dangling, her skirt up round her waist, her right hand deep within her crotch. Head back, she's gasping. Suddenly, I grabbed by the arm and dragged into the Kitchen. The Brother-in-law effusing about their New House as he starts to brew coffee.

A couple of years later, I'm at the Far Side of Town. Suddenly "taken-short", I call at their New Dwelling for relief, seeing Father-in-Law sat in the Bay. Upstairs, as I enter the loo, her Mother emerges from her "Granny-Flat" in a housecoat and slippers, walking with the aid of a short, knobbly-handled stick. I spend some time there, nodding on leaving to my Brother-in-Law, who's working on his PC in the small study bedroom. I go down, opening the door to the Front Room. Dad is sat splay-legged, his trouser fly's folded back. Daughter-in-Law is sat on the floor, her legs wide about his chair, naked save for her dress which is gathered round her waist. Her nodding head is buried in his groin, her hands holding his knees apart. Her Mother is stood by his side, her coat wide open. She's totally naked, her left arm resting behind his back. He's vigorously jabbing her knobbly walking stick up between her open legs, his head tilted back, his tongue extended. She gasps loudly, leaning in for a kiss. Brother-in-Law grabs me from behind, but I spot the pile on Bank Notes on the Coffee Table before he slams the door and drags me off for a cuppa.

If this is “low key”, round your parts…, give us a story in the “mid-key” range I’ll lose a nut, I’m sure of it…! Lol
I say pop round more often…

[riverdelivery]

This happened a while back but I remember well,First wife and i were staying at her sisters house in Ft.Myers,Sis in law worked as a waitress is a mens club with dancers and a stage,Foxy Lady Lounge,I was sitting out by the pool about noon and sis in law was getting ready for work,she had on a blue mini skirt and top with her belly showing and looked nice,her husband was off to work and left,10 minutes later she came walking out to the pool to tell us she was off to work,she had on a fishnet teddy and heels nothing else,I though she was nude with her dark tan,she got in her car and left,I said to the wife about what she was wearing,she said when her husband goes to work she'll change into something sexy for more tips,I'll say.That week I stopped at the bar once to see it,that day she had on a see through bra and G-string with a sheer cover up some girls there had less.