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#911
08-11-2022, 04:16 PM
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And speaking of real dicks...apparently toupees can reproduce.
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#912
08-11-2022, 05:02 PM
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Please settle down Senator Romney, this is a respectable porno theater!
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#913
08-11-2022, 05:29 PM
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Nothing to worry about, honey. I told all the wedding guests you're just extremely constipated.
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#914
08-11-2022, 06:30 PM
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I LOVE YOU FUNNY FACE PRESENTS...
THE FIFTH AMENDMENT
Since it's been in the news...it's the right of every US citizen to cite the Fifth Amendment of the constitution and remain silent when questioned by authorities. So today, I'm exercising my fifth amendment rights. Captions for the pics posted below follow... 1. I take The Fifth. 2. I take The Fifth. 3. Same. 4. Ditto. 5. Not talking. 6. My lips are sealed. 7. Nothing to say. 8. I'm on "Mute." 9. Sorry, not talking. 10. ....................... By the way, an ex president once said that someone who pleads the fifth is probably guilty. Now which president was that???
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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#915
08-12-2022, 03:10 AM
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The informant in Trump's inner circle
1. Federal Bureau of Investigation, who's calling please? 2. My name is not important, I wish to remain anonymous...the secret nuclear documents you're looking for are stored in the master suite at Mar-a-Lago, second filing cabinet before the bathroom...between the watersports magazines, and the pornographic Nazi coloring book collection. 3. Goodbye. 4. ***
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#916
08-12-2022, 03:12 AM
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Five minutes later
Hello FBI? This is John Barron...
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#917
08-13-2022, 12:52 PM
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Hurry Mr. President, there's not a moment to lose....we have to get you to prison right away!
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#918
08-13-2022, 06:22 PM
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No golden toilets in jail
But more golden showers are definitely possible.
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#919
08-14-2022, 05:33 PM
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Ever think about getting a boob job, sweetheart? You'd look great with six more tits.
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#920
08-14-2022, 07:28 PM
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With all that business in Mah Lawgo...
It kinda makes you wonder what's going on in the rest of Florida...first four may provide an update.
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