The Great Bride Thread

[osreb]

in and out of wedding gowns

[DiskoDaddy]

This last one's nips make me wonder if she's with child. It could just be naturally dark engorged nips though!

DD

[osreb]

in and out of gown

[Broadway J]

osreb, that last post was awesome. The posed stuff is ok, but finding what appears to be a "real" bride so sexed up and just begging for it is awesome.

Here's a real hot bride and bridesmaids, but sadly, PG-13 rated at best

[osreb]

"At a friend's wedding a few years ago, the best man made it apparent that he wasn't such a fan of the bride. The speech went something like this: '(Groom's name), man I love ya, you know I do. I hope you thought about this and that this is what you really, really, really want.' Then he said the bride's name, hit his fist against his chest twice, and pointed at her."

"A friend of mine from college got married, and his best man said in his speech: 'Finally John has found someone with low enough self-esteem to marry him.'"

"The maid of honor (the bride's sister) not only talked about herself during the whole speech, she also mentioned the possibility of an affair between herself and her sister's new husband."

"At my cousin's wedding, the best man ended his toast by saying he wanted the groom to know that he'd be there for him at his next wedding when this one didn't work out."

"The best man at a wedding I was in said during his toast, 'Congratulations to the new parents!' No one except a select few knew the bride was pregnant -- not even her parents!"

"I was a bridesmaid in a wedding where the best man gave a toast about how cheap the groom was and how they'd been friends all their lives but the wedding was the first free meal he's ever been offered by the 'cheapskate.'"

"The father of the bride stood up and said, 'I'm Jill's dad. I just want to say that I met David before Jill did because of my other daughter.' And he sat down."

"My cousin gave a horrible toast at her younger sister's wedding a few years ago. She began by saying that she never liked her sister's new husband throughout high school and that 'today he's still at the level of slightly below the scum on the bottom of a dirty waste pond.'"

"I attended a wedding where the best man commented on how the bride used to work at Hooters (which her family didn't know about) and how he was jealous of the groom for 'bagging her.'"

"During the toast the groom's dad (after many drinks) said that he was so happy for his son and his beautiful wife Sara. But his wife's name wasn't Sara, his ex-girlfriend's was."



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[osreb]

Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?

Wife: I clean the toilet...

Husband: How does that help?

Wife: I use your toothbrush....

[kayser05]

great additions to a great thread thanks

[osreb]

Blindfold her
Give her instructions
Massage
Have her dress up
Tell her your fantasies
Play a game
Dirty talk
Try a new position
Use a cock ring
Try a new place

[osreb]

from "HolyJuan"

She says, “I want to have sex with you.”
She says, “I don’t think I should have sex with you.”
She asks who you are voting for
She reveals her shaved status to you
She sticks her tongue out at you
She invites you to her place
She asks you to walk her to her car

or for lower standards....

She’s 43 or older, divorced and it’s her birthday.
She has the tell-tale DUI yellow license plates on her car (note that colors vary by state, do your homework).
Every time you order a rum and coke, she mouths the word, “coke,” and starts sniffling.
She has to keep closing one eye to see you clearly at the bar… and she only has one eye.
She has a nickname like Flash, Slick, Lucky, Fast n’ Easy or Ruby.

[osreb]

.. didn't make the album