my favs - Page 89

bbgapril · #**881** 05-22-2012, 09:34 PM

In reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. The man asks the stewardess for a cup of coffee and the parrot squawks, "And why don't you get me a whisky you b*tch." The stewardess, flustered by the parrot's outburst, brings back a whisky for the parrot but inadvertently forgets the man's cup of coffee. As the man nicely points out the omission of his coffee to the stewardess, the parrot downs his drink and shouts, "And get me another whisky you sl*t." Visibly shaken, the stewardess comes back with the parrot's whisky but still no coffee for the man. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides that he is going to try the parrots approach, "I've asked you twice for a cup of coffee wench, I expect you to get it for me right now or I'm going to slap that disgustingly ugly face of yours!" Next thing they know, both the man and the parrot are wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by 2 burly stewards. Plunging downwards to the ground the parrot turns to the man and says, "For someone who can't fly, you sure are a lippy bastard... "

bbgapril · #**882** 05-22-2012, 09:43 PM

Bad joke, the first one's for me

bbgapril · #**883** 05-22-2012, 09:49 PM

OK, hows about a commercial for Burger King

bbgapril · #**884** 05-22-2012, 09:52 PM

Till next time, have it your way my friend.

SRV · #**885** 05-23-2012, 11:12 AM

A focus on my favorite beautiful asses! Hope you like!

GRITS · #**886** 05-25-2012, 01:19 AM

GREAT TASTE IN YOUR FAVS !!!!!!!!!

bbgapril · #**887** 05-27-2012, 01:14 AM

Hello to all and a fine night

bbgapril · #**888** 05-27-2012, 01:20 AM

I know how to make even Batman smile

bbgapril · #**889** 05-27-2012, 01:28 AM

Nuff said on this one

bbgapril · #**890** 05-27-2012, 01:34 AM

I thank these ladies for their time and trouble

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