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#861
07-20-2022, 04:16 AM
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1. The seldom seen dirty bomb episode of Sesame Street. 2. The day Bert got ahold of Ernie's diary, and found out what REALLY happened to Mr. Hooper. 3. Nobody realized that Bert was a mainline coke adict, until the day shoved that rubber ducky up Ernie's ass.
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#862
07-20-2022, 04:34 AM
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Sesame Street sure has changed...
Hey sweetheart, what do you charge for a Milwaukee blizzard, a Kentucky tractor pull and a Leningrad steamer?
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#863
07-20-2022, 05:23 AM
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It's funny because that's the actual dialogue from the scene.
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#864
07-20-2022, 07:16 PM
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Relationships are complicated
Even more so, it seems, when it's hot.
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.” Last edited by spacecake; 07-21-2022 at 09:51 AM. Reason: *****removed on request*****
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#865
07-20-2022, 11:48 PM
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VADER: Did your men lay out my rubber stockings, crotchless panties and lightsaber shaped butt plugs? MAJOR FLUNKY: Yes, M'lord. VADER: Good, prepare my bubble bath, and set my vaporizer to maximum.
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#866
07-21-2022, 12:16 AM
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Bert shows Ernie a photo album that contains some disturbing images from his younger days.
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#867
07-21-2022, 06:19 PM
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If your humor never pisses anyone off...
You're probably not doing humor right.
(Last two...pic/gif combo go together)
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#868
07-21-2022, 06:57 PM
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1. For a few brief moments, Bert forgets his pathological hatred of women. 2. ERNIE, I AM TRYING TO SLEEP. PLEASE GO MASTURBATE IN THE OTHER ROOM!!!
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#869
07-22-2022, 05:51 PM
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Is there anybody out there?
Do people come to porn sites to see muppets? Do aliens practice silly marriage superstitions? Can used sex toys get a guy elected president? If any of that's possible, you'll find it here.
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#870
07-22-2022, 07:09 PM
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Only one is of these is a fake.
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