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Old 07-17-2022, 12:18 AM
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1. What is it called? 2. Prune juice, Worf. 3. Finally, a warrior's drink! 4. My God Beverly, it was horrible. He kept drinking it, and drinking it...gallons of the stuff. We all warned him, but it was no use...
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Old 07-17-2022, 05:26 PM
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Default Actually, Lonmol's prune juice joke makes the first one funnier

One can only imagine what prune juice infused, Klingon semen can do to vaginal chemistry. It might even make a half human Betazoid miss the mark as an empath.
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Old 07-17-2022, 05:30 PM
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With the overturning of Roe vs Wade, experts fear a rise in self-induced abortions. Below is an...uh...extreme example.
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Old 07-17-2022, 06:19 PM
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One can only imagine what prune juice infused, Klingon semen can do to vaginal chemistry. It might even make a half human Betazoid miss the mark as an empath.
I don't often laugh at my own jokes, but I literally couldn't catch my breath while I was writing the prune juice one. The Picard/Crusher screencap really sells the joke. I imagine they had to evacuate three decks.

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1. As I look at this terrible, terrible devastation...such devastation...the most devastation. 2. I think we can agree that never before has there been a greater tragedy in America...such tragedy...the worst tragedy. 3. No president in the history of our beautiful nation...has ever made so great a sacrifice...or suffered so great a loss. 4.... 5. Don't worry daarling, when we're back at White House, secret service will get you new ice cream cone.
They say that this is not Melania.
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Old 07-18-2022, 11:23 AM
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They say that this is not Melania.
Well, obviously...but which model was she?
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Old 07-18-2022, 07:34 PM
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But what are they looking at? The first four are I Love You Funnyface text messages.

PS: Lonmol, I believe it when you say you rarely laugh at loud at your own jokes. The last one here is a gif of a dog laughing at your jokes. Off camera.
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Old 07-20-2022, 12:47 AM
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No matter how great the danger. No matter how dire the circumstances. Captain Kirk always kept his eye on the...uh...ball.
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Old 07-20-2022, 02:04 AM
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1. George Lucas REALLY needs to stop making changes to Star Wars. 2. Not my work, but I really wish I'd thought of this one.
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1. The seldom seen dirty bomb episode of Sesame Street. 2. The day Bert got ahold of Ernie's diary, and found out what REALLY happened to Mr. Hooper. 3. Nobody realized that Bert was a mainline coke adict, until the day shoved that rubber ducky up Ernie's ass.
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