I love you, funny face! - Page 86

lonmol · #**851** 07-16-2022, 11:35 PM

1,2,3. On Earth...two hundred years ago...I was a genetically enhanced hair dresser. 4. Deaf Car plans? I think you boarded the wrong ship, Mister! 6. The landing party found it on the surface of Gamma hydro-cortisone . They said it reminded them of me. 7. What are you doing Spock? Obviously doctor, I am attempting to catalog the Captain's extensive toupee collection.

lonmol · #**852** 07-17-2022, 12:18 AM

1. What is it called? 2. Prune juice, Worf. 3. Finally, a warrior's drink! 4. My God Beverly, it was horrible. He kept drinking it, and drinking it...gallons of the stuff. We all warned him, but it was no use...

Fox Mulder · #**853** 07-17-2022, 05:26 PM

One can only imagine what prune juice infused, Klingon semen can do to vaginal chemistry. It might even make a half human Betazoid miss the mark as an empath.

Fox Mulder · #**854** 07-17-2022, 05:30 PM

With the overturning of Roe vs Wade, experts fear a rise in self-induced abortions. Below is an...uh...extreme example.

lonmol · #**855** 07-17-2022, 06:19 PM

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One can only imagine what prune juice infused, Klingon semen can do to vaginal chemistry. It might even make a half human Betazoid miss the mark as an empath.

I don't often laugh at my own jokes, but I literally couldn't catch my breath while I was writing the prune juice one. The Picard/Crusher screencap really sells the joke. I imagine they had to evacuate three decks.

Timbo · #**856** 07-18-2022, 08:14 AM

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1. As I look at this terrible, terrible devastation...such devastation...the most devastation. 2. I think we can agree that never before has there been a greater tragedy in America...such tragedy...the worst tragedy. 3. No president in the history of our beautiful nation...has ever made so great a sacrifice...or suffered so great a loss. 4.... 5. Don't worry daarling, when we're back at White House, secret service will get you new ice cream cone.

They say that this is not Melania.

lonmol · #**857** 07-18-2022, 11:23 AM

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They say that this is not Melania.

Well, obviously...but which model was she?

Fox Mulder · #**858** 07-18-2022, 07:34 PM

But what are they looking at? The first four are I Love You Funnyface text messages.

PS: Lonmol, I believe it when you say you rarely laugh at loud at your own jokes. The last one here is a gif of a dog laughing at your jokes. Off camera.

lonmol · #**859** 07-20-2022, 12:47 AM

No matter how great the danger. No matter how dire the circumstances. Captain Kirk always kept his eye on the...uh...ball.

lonmol · #**860** 07-20-2022, 02:04 AM

1. George Lucas REALLY needs to stop making changes to Star Wars. 2. Not my work, but I really wish I'd thought of this one.

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