What just does NOT do it for you.

[chuckfinly]

Originally Posted by bigalw

nude women smoking or holding a cigarette

It is funny. I agree with you on the cigarettes. I also find any kind of drugs a turn off (joint to crack you name it).

I smoke a pipe from time to time. Not every day or even every week. I mostly do it when I am camping (at night by the fire mostly), doing wood working in the shop, or hanging out with my best friend from high school (he smokes a cigar and me my pipe). My shop has a faint lingering odor of pipe tobacco. My wife always said she liked it. One time a few years ago on one of our out of state ranches we had tended to the horses and were bedded down under the stars by our camp fire talking and looking at night sky. I got up to take a piss and left my pipe sitting on my saddle which I use for a pillow usually. When I came back I saw she had picked up the pipe and was smoking it. I found the sight kind of hot for some reason I can't explain. I made her a pipe of her own and occasionally she smokes it. If it was any other form of smoking I would be repulsed. Maybe I am desensitized to the pipe because I grew up around my great grandfather, grandfather, and father smoking them.

All said, it is not something I would seek out in porn, I just find it attractive occasionally with my wife.

[andyt29]

Videos that include a guy licking a woman's pussy.

I can watch just about every other aspect of a porn video but when they cut to the guy eating a woman, it just grinds things to a halt. Not sure if it's because in porn they try to make it so visual that it just looks ridiculous or or if guys are just horrible at it or just look horrible doing it. Don't know. Even if the woman is moaning, grinding, grabbing her breasts and doing all the hot erotic stuff, it just doesn't fly.

[daveangel258]

Really not into any abuse or bdsm at all.
Hairy pussies
Spitting
That new nonsense where the girl acts like some kind of crazed cock maniac. Just too phoney.
Evil Empire movies
Gagging and deepthroating
Calling women wh*r*s and sl*ts, particularly amateur nudes. Be respectful pls they are people.
Anal prolapse stuff. Yuk.

[Duran Duran]

Originally Posted by postmanuk

What doesn't do it for me?

The endless black dicks are bigger shite to be honest. Men of all nationality have cocks, some are small, most are medium, and some are larger than average. To selectively choose pics to try and say black men have bigger cocks is bull.

It's more to do with the porn industry wanting to give better colour contrast to show a cock enetering a pussy, perhaps? The same porn industry that started having women shave their pussies so that guys could see all the fleshy detauil when they have a wank

Think about what it's like for black dudes with a small todge! That's gotta be tough to constantly disappoint women!! And even if the women doesn't say it, there's gonna that thought in the back of the mind of both of them. The burden of expectation can be brutal.

[Barmixer]

Originally Posted by andyt29

Videos that include a guy licking a woman's pussy.

I can watch just about every other aspect of a porn video but when they cut to the guy eating a woman, it just grinds things to a halt. Not sure if it's because in porn they try to make it so visual that it just looks ridiculous or or if guys are just horrible at it or just look horrible doing it. Don't know. Even if the woman is moaning, grinding, grabbing her breasts and doing all the hot erotic stuff, it just doesn't fly.

We enjoy watching porn - I always thought my wife liked watching a woman ride a cock - until recently - we were watching a prn movie with Idia summer - I was eating my wife as the guy started eating - my wife has a massive orgasm - told me she likes to see what she is feeling

[pwd_bulk_street4]

Originally Posted by visa0061

Full bushes - Either completely shaven or a trimmed strip/shape. Both implies the woman took some time to freshen up for men. Full bush just tells me they are lazy and/or don't care about looking the part when the time comes. Having a mouth full of hair while going down on a woman is not my idea of a good time.

I will take the contra view. I hate bare, waxed women. It looks weird and tells me that the girl is overly obsessed, insecure, and more than likely a sl*t who pulls her pants down to strangers quite often. I understand not liking unkempt hair spreading down towards thighs but nice, adult female bush is ideal for me. I had an ex back in 1999 who was pretty girl, somewhat hippie and could be very hairy if she let it grow. When we were hooking up, she trimmed it back with scissors and some razor on sides but still had a light dark triangle bush. Waxing was not completely mainstream thankfully. Fine by me but I never requested it. We broke up but still hooked up every so often when drunk. The best were the unexpected hookups when she did not plan on it. Full on hairy muff. It was great bc it was spontaneous and told me she was probably not screwing a bunch of other guys. I loved pulling panties off in mid-90s. It was like a surprise - dark haired beauties with big jet black muff, bottle blondes with jet black muff, lighter brunettes with brown hair, plus the elusive true blonde bush and real red bush. Sure, there were a few crazy, monster bushes that were too much to deal with. I remember this Israeli girl back in 1996 who worked in law enforcement. She was friends with my buddy's gf. We were drunk and it was dark in my room and I pulled those undies off but she warned me about her hair. I can only recall heading down there and the hairs hit my nose several inches before my tongue reached promised land. It was a huge black triangle and she felt totally uncomfortable with oral sex. We passed out. She was not my type and went out once sober but she knew I was not into her. I never saw it in the light but that was insane.

Turnoffs -bare, tattoos, piercings

[Privateman]

Schoolgirl outfits, just seems wrong!

[davbrt2]

Giving a woman a facial when she does not enjoy it. I am lucky, my wife all most cums when I do it. It seems like torture when I see a girl getting one when she does not want it. Make the guy seem like a real douchebag!

[crazyhorse91]

To each his own, but I'm not a fan of on tattoos a woman.

[rracoonz]

Originally Posted by crazyhorse91

To each his own, but I'm not a fan of on tattoos a woman.

Personally, I love a well placed tat. (Shown is my wife. Not a real tat.)