Tales Of Nudity: Pictures With Stories

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If killing him would not have got me banged up i would have chewed his head off, had the team coach not mentioned to me that my son made the team on merit and lowering his voice to a whisper he told me it was not because of the picture, the puzzled look on my face told him i knew nothing about my husbands attempt to bribe coach to let my son on the team, as we sat on a bench while the teams showered and changed he told me how my husband had casually mentioned to him how he notices other men checking me out, coach had told my husband he was a lucky guy that i had chosen him but he should not talk about me like that, apparently my husband was not listening and simply said i knew all about it and liked other guys wanting me, which is totally untrue and i made this clear to coach who said he was lied to and led to believe i knew about the picture

i kind of guessed what sort of picture we were talking about but i asked anyway, coach was very apologetic and insisted he had neither asked for or wanted it but my husband sent it to him saying there are plenty more if my son makes the team. he kept saying sorry and that he truly believed i knew all about it, i could tell he was being honest so i reassured him i held only one person responsible and that he had been duped as was i, just before i left i asked to see the picture, he hesitatingly showed me, it was one of me in the hotel we stayed in recently and i was showing everything, i thanked him and asked if still thought my husband was a lucky guy, he looked at the picture again and said of course, you are beautiful

i said nothing to my husband and behaved normally even letting him fuck me that night, i played along and made out i wanted him to cum on my body and i whispered how i would like another man to do this then show him, he really thought i was becoming the sl*t he always wanted and as he knelt between my legs and ejaculated on me i was making plans to humiliate him, the following day i asked coach if he would do one thing for me to make up for what had been done to us both and he readily agreed so i booked a hotel room for the following Saturday and gave him the address and what room to ask for, my husband thought i was planning a dirty weekend and that he was going to spend his day doing disgusting things to me as i teased him and led him on

we arrived at the hotel minutes before coach and as soon as i heard the knock on the door i told him to answer it as i quickly slid out of the very conservative dress i had on and revealed the lingerie i was wearing, i deliberately left my panties off to show my pussy as i laid on the bed, they both walked into the room and my husband nearly had a coronary as he looked at me laying side on to them, he had already been confused by coach turning up but he was struck dumb when he saw me, coach also just stood and looked as i told my husband to leave and wait in the car, he began to protest but i said i new all about the picture and he was to wait in the car until i called him, he knew i was serious and that he had been found out so he slowly slunk out of the room

i spread my legs wide and told coach i wanted him to see me naked for real, he was unsure of what to do or say so i again told him i wanted him to look at me, i reached out and slowly ran my finger along my slit as i told him he deserved this for the way he had been deceived, do you like this i asked as i used my fingers to part my lips, he looked at what i was doing and i could see his erection so i told him it was time to do it together, i want to watch you do it i pleaded and i know you would like to, please do it for me i asked again so he unzipped his jeans and pulling his boxers down to his knees he held his hard cock as he looked directly into my eyes, i knew he was waiting for a signal so i moaned as used my fingertip on my clit, with that he started to stroke his cock and i was unable to look away, resisting my urge to reach out and do it for him i watched him start to speed up as he in turn watched me finger myself, i quickly turned sideways on the bed to get closer to him and told him to cum, with a mighty groan he did it and i watched him empty his cum on me and the bed, i still had a finger inside my pussy as i was sure it was seeing this that had made him cum and i realised he was turned on by a woman touching herself so i let him watch me until i slowly pulled it out, we cleaned ourselves up and i told him i had enjoyed letting him look at me for real and i was sorry for what my husband had done, he simply smiled and said he had always wondered what i looked like naked and how he had done this while looking at my picture

as flattered as i was i knew this was going no further so as soon as coach left i called my husband, he sat on the bed and i saw him looking at my pussy, you want to know if he fucked me don't you i asked, he never answered so i told him what he did was so wrong and that i should divorce him for sending someone a nude picture of me, he was already so ashamed i knew there was no point in going on, i pulled him close to me and asked if it turned him on knowing another man had seen me naked, he said yes so i told him coach had jerked off looking at the picture, of course he would you are a gorgeous woman he answered, so i suppose we had better get home then he said, i pulled him back and said the room is ours for the day and that i had not been fucked yet, so you didn't he began to ask, i stopped him and said no he just jerked off looking at me, he was soon undressed and between my legs as i pulled him into me, instead of taking me like he usually does he stopped and promised he would never do it again, just fuck me you idiot i joked so he started to take as he knows i like it, i whispered to him that i quite liked coach seeing me naked and it turned me on as well and i want to do it again and watch him and a stranger cum as they both look at my naked body, my orgasm took over at this point but i do recall my husband saying yes to me stripping for him and a stranger so the incident did not turn out too bad in the end

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Despite my husband asking a few times when we have been on our local beach for me to take my bikini bottoms off and show my pussy to anyone walking past i have always politely said no, i am always topless on the beach and i know he loves it when guys walk by and try to not look obvious that they are looking at my breasts and i do admit that knowing a guy is getting sexual pleasure from seeing me topless is nice and when my husband is making love to me i enjoy him telling me how some of them may have jerked off thinking about my body, this is how i came to finally get the courage to tell him of my own fantasy that i have had for some years but thought i could never tell him

i know many husbands would like to watch their wives having sex with another man and i understand this as i have the same desire, as a wife and mother i guess this is not usual but for the thought of another man taking me while my husband is present arouses me like nothing else and so on the fateful day i confessed this i also said of course i would go naked whenever he asked in future so we both live our fantasy, as soon as it sank in that i was willing to go naked on the beach and let other men see my pussy as well as my breasts he was looking at adult friend sites to find a guy to fuck me as i told him it is his choice who i spread my legs for,,one guy stood out and so ensued a few weeks of increasingly explicit emails where i detailed what i wanted, i simply want a guy to fuck me i told him, no attachments or strings just a one off where he can fuck me any way he wants while my husband watches

the day soon arrived and the chosen motel was a discreet place to meet as i did not want anyone coming to our home, it was a little awkward to start with so i just went for it and started to undress, my lover did the same and as my husband watched i lay back and spread my legs to let another man look at me, i made sure my husband was taking pictures as the guy stood in front of me and looked at my smooth lips, telling my husband to take pics he moved round and they both stood and looked at my laying there naked, the guy was stroking his hard and quite large cock as he looked at me so i turned over and offered him my pussy from behind ,making sure hubby was taking pics for me i felt a strangers cock touch me, i was wet enough already simply from showing myself to allow him to thrust straight into me, i wanted hubby to see me as i took it and he took pics as i felt the cock touch my insides

this was everything i had dreamt of and as i lost myself in the pleasure of knowing a stranger was fucking me and the feel of his cock as it stretched and filled me i just let go and enjoyed being fucked, my head as well as my pussy exploded as my orgasm hit me and i quite expected him to cum in me then but he just kept on thrusting into me until he pulled out and flipped me over, my legs spread wide of their own accord and i caught hubby taking many pics and video as my lover again speared me, this time i felt him go even deeper as i wrapped my legs around him and forced him into me with all my might, i was being forcibly fucked hard and i loved it, my second orgasm hit harder than the first as he thrust into me harder than any man had ever done and i felt him touch a part of me inside that just blew my mind, i had no idea i could be fucked that hard but as soon as he realised it was what i wanted he took me so hard and fast i just orgasmed over and over until i heard him say he was going to cum on my face, he pulled out and i opened my mouth as he covered my face in his hot cum, as i recovered i saw a very aroused looking husband taking pics of me with my face covered in cum

my husband fucked me the second the guy left the motel room and while he was inside me he asked if i was serious about going naked on the beach, i assured i was and that tomorrow i will be showing everything on the beach and he can watch the guys walking past looking at my pussy, so if i chose one of them to fuck you right there on the beach that would be ok then as you enjoyed it today , i pulled him close and felt him cum deep in me as i told him after what he let me do today i will let anyone he chooses fuck me as long as he is watching

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Like you are ever going to win I replied, my husband Dom had the boys over once a month to play poker and of course he always lost and so when he assured me he felt lucky tonight I dismissed it and carried on watching tv in our bedroom as I always do when they are drinking and gambling, what would you do if I did win he asked, if you won the big pot and gave it to me I would do anything I laughed at him, so if I won it is and put it in your purse would you for instance strip for us, my mind was suddenly alert and I realised what he had asked

if you did that I would do whatever you all wanted I told him, knowing he would not win was making me brave and so his next question did not even bother me, ok then if I win it I want you to let all the guys and me fuck you in turn tonight, I laughed again and said ok whatever, that was my big mistake, he made me promise that I would let them all fuck me if I had the big pot in my purse at the end of the night, looking back I should have known it was a setup from the start

and so that is how I am now laying with my legs spread and my tits on show waiting for the first one of his mates to fuck me, I let them all watch as Dom slid my panties off and pulled my top down to show my tits after he had put all of the pot money in my purse, I was about to be gang banged and was being paid for it as well, after they had watched him spread my legs and show my pussy to them all I told them they will have me one at a time in here with the door closed as I do not want to be watched, they all agreed and after deciding who was first I closed my eyes and and am waiting for the first strangers cock to take me, I want them all to cum in me so when Dom fucks me last he will have no doubt that I just let three other men cum in my pussy and i hope when I tell him I will do whatever they want when they want in future if they pay me he remembers he started this

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On a few occasion's my husband has asked me to wear a short skirt or a low cut top when he has bought something from the used ad's in the local paper, when he arranges to collect whatever he has bought he will tell the seller i will wear something revealing if he gives a discount, on a few occasion's this has worked for him and he saves money while i have to show my legs off or make sure i bend over conveniently to show my breasts, this is humiliating for me enough but recently he has asked me to show more to get a bigger discount, this is how i found myself letting a guy see my totally naked breasts through the transparent top i was wearing after my husband bought himself a motorcycle and i got him a huge saving by letting the guy see me virtually topless

i knew or rather i thought that was the as far as it would go until he told me he was buying another car but it was for me so we would not have to share one and as it is a bit more than he could manage i would need to get the seller to lower the price, tell me what you want me to wear i told him as i imagined showing my breasts again or even worse this time but he chose a nice dress that he loves me to wear, black stockings and panties, ok i thought that is innocent enough and so i wore it to the guys house and soon i was driving the car for a little test, my husband asked me to pull over so i stopped and he said he had done a deal with the guy and if i showed him my legs and stockings i could have the car for a good price

letting them look at me with my dress pulled up to show my stockings and my panties i stood there as they ogled me, you slide your panties down a little my husband suggested so i obeyed and pulled them down just enough for them to see my pussy, they were both enjoying looking at me so i held my panties down for them to see my smooth pussy expecting this to be the end but then my husband said he needed to check if there was enough room on the back seat and told me to lay on it and show my panties again, swearing under my breath i did as he asked and pulled my dress up to show my panties to them, then the bombshell as my husband said he was going to walk back to the little store we just passed for some smokes and would be about half an hour, why not let him see more of you he whispered before he walked off

do you want to see more i asked when we were alone, of course he did so i pulled my panties aside and smiled for him, i could see he had an erection so i parted my legs and told him to show me his cock if he wants to look at me, he soon had it out and as i reached out and pulled him onto me i knew i wanted him right then, my husband wants me to flaunt myself so i took advantage and as i felt this strangers cock slide into me i had no reservations about fucking him so i wrapped my stockinged legs around him and pulled him into me, you two had not arranged this i whispered to him as he thrust into me, no he gasped, you were only going to let me look at you, well i want this i assured him as i matched his thrusts, he wants to use my body for his own good then you can use it as well

he fucked me for a good ten minutes as i orgasmed twice, being on the back seat of a strangers car with my legs spread as he fucked me was too much and i orgasmed quickly the first time but the second built up until i heard him say he was coming and my head exploded just as i told him to cum in me, i felt him explode in me which triggered my own orgasm and i clenched my legs around him as i screamed into his neck, he pulled out and looked at me with my legs still spread and he actually said thank you, i smiled and told him i should thank him as i had not cum that hard for a long time

he had just put his cock away when we heard my husband returning, i still lay there with my panties pulled aside and cum leaking from me, my husband stood and looked as he tried to process the sight of his wife having obviously just been fucked and looking happy about it, i did some bargaining of my own i told him as i made myself decent, so yes i got the car for a very good price and as my hubby followed me home i pulled over at the same spot and lay on the back seat again, well i have christened it once already but i know you are dying to know what i did so i guess you should come here and fuck me while i tell you what i let him do to me i told him, he was on me in a flash and for the second time in an hour i felt a hard cock penetrate me while i whispered what it felt like when i let another man do this to me, would you have liked to see me being fucked i asked, his grunt as he slammed into me hard told me i was right, well wait until we get home and you can i told him, what no one knew was as i lay down on the seat the first time i had spun the dashcam round to face the rear seat, i had already replayed it and although it only shows my face and top of my body he will see me orgasm and hear me scream as i am fucked by another man which i hope he will enjoy when it is played on our big tv screen

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That proves it then, Sandy sounded crestfallen as he read the report from our last hospital visit, the report confirmed that Sandy would never get me pregnant, he was completely sterile apparently so i hugged and reassured him that we would adopt, but that is not the same for you, i know how much you want to be a mom and give birth to your child he reminded me, it was true of course and i was desperate to have a child, well we can use a donor i said but sandy was adamant that i needed the whole experience of being made pregnant and enjoying the whole process right up to giving birth, i gently told him that cannot happen but he stopped me and said of course it could if i let someone else get me pregnant, my reaction was quite strong as i told him no, look think about it he replied, it would be just sex and you might only need to do it once if you do it at the right time of your cycle

that night as we made love he brought it up a few times, as he lay between my legs and slowly fucked me he said how it would not be like this, you would just let him cum in you and that is it, i told him i would consider it and so the next morning i found myself telling my mom in confidence what he had suggested, surprisingly she agreed and said it made sense which shocked me, but mom i don't want anyone else to have sex with me, well it is the best option she repeated and i know just the guy, this was weird beyond words as my own mom was telling me she knew a guy to fuck me, don't respond right away she said when i tell you, he is a good guy and from his recent medical checks he is still very fertile, right so i think you should let Max get you pregnant

MAX i stuttered, he was moms boyfriend for the last couple of years since she and dad split, yes i know she said, but he is a real nice guy and if you just let him, well you know she mumbled before she came out with it, if you let him cum in you it will solve your problem and not be a strangers baby, but mom he is your boyfriend and you and he, well you have sex so how would you let him have sex with me, it is fine she assured me, i was stunned but when i then asked her how she thought Sandy would react she said don't worry i will make it right with him

so this is how on the day i calculated to be my most fertile i found myself bending over as Sandy slid my panties down, i tried to protest again but he told me it will be fine as he left me standing there with my pussy on show and closed the door behind him, i heard a rustle and knew it was Max taking his cock out and sure enough i felt his fingers part my pussy lips before he slid two into me to make sure i was ready, i flinched as his fingers invaded my body and i knew i was getting wet, he fingered me for a minute until i was wet enough then i felt the first touch of his cock, boy i know why mom wanted him to fuck me now as i had never had a cock that size in me before, it stretched and filled me before he was fully in me, god i could not stop myself moaning as he finally had it all in me and then started to fuck me, i was lost in a whole new world of ecstasy as he pounded my pussy and i felt his cock touch the very depths of my body

i was being Truly fucked senseless as i felt his hand leave my waist and slide under my top, i wanted him to touch me so i reached under and pulled my bra over my breasts before i took his hands and placed them on my breasts, he pinched my nipples so hard it hurt but it was a wonderful pain that combined with the pain in my body as it was ravaged, i knew i was cummim and i didn't care about who heard me, i moaned loudly as i came and i then felt Max do the same inside me, as soon as he had cum in me he flipped me over and told me to lay on the bed on my back to keep it in, i lay there as he looked at me and i wanted him to see me naked so i pulled my top and bra over my head and let him enjoy my nakedness

what i did not know until afterwards was that while i was being fucked my mom had taken Sandy into the kitchen and sat in front of him while she pulled her panties down and her top up to let him look at her, she then took his cock out and sucked him while he fingered her and played with her breasts, he told me that night he had cum quite quickly when he was fingering my mom, what while she was sucking you i asked, oh yeah he told me, i was fingering her and i was going to cum so i told her but she kept sucking, i had to stop him right there, are you telling me you came in my moms mouth i asked, yes i did he admitted and i wish it were her pussy, i climbed onto him and lowered myself onto his cock as i again asked is he was serious, yes if you need Max to fuck you again she said i can do the same to her, and you want that do you i asked, he started thrusting back into me as i sat on him while he told me he would love to fuck her, remembering how Max had fucked me and how i now wanted him to strip me and let me suck his cock before he fucks me again i was more than happy for Sandy to fuck my mom, i was hoping this might be a regular thing

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When your cheapskate husband gave you as a gift in his works secret santa without you knowing but he has just told
you so now you are waiting to see who is going to arrive and fuck you while you secretly hope it is either the fit guy from the post room or the young woman on reception, or better still both of them at once

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I was never sure whether Nikki was serious or just saying it to please me when we would tell each other our darkest desires as we made love, wanting to share her or even let other men see her naked was what i would tell her about and she would always tell me how she would like to be used by a couple of strangers which i of course was up for but she would add that she is too shy to do it but if she were asleep or drunk then i could show her off naked if that is what i want, but what about you being used by two guys i would ask and she would then always go shy and say well if i knew nothing about it at the time then you could do what you want to me

this went on for some time until one night i jokingly told her i was going to take her up on it one day and get her drunk then share her, she held my face in both hands and simply said to stop talking about it and do it, the following weekend she said she fancied a drink which is unusual for her as she rarely drinks but she poured a large wine before looking me straight in the eyes and asking if i wanted her to get drunk, i knew what she was offering and i was about to say no when she told me she wanted it as much as i did and to call a couple of friends who might like to see her naked

i kissed her gently before i made a couple of calls to a couple of close friends, by now Nikki was on the bourbon, after only three large ones she was already on the couch pretty much passed out, Scott and Carl were with me when i started to undress Nikki, Carl and i pulled her pants and panties down while Scott lifted her top and bra too reveal her large breasts, with her naked from the waist down i let the guys take pictures of my wife until i decided to give her what she wanted and told them to share her, i went upstairs to get my movie camera and told them that she wants to be abused and as i left the room Carl was already between her legs with his cock in his hand as Scott fed Nikki his hard cock into her mouth

i returned to find Carl fucking her with her legs over his shoulders as Scott stroked his cock into her mouth, Carl groaned loudly as he emptied his cum into Nikki and before i was able to say it is my turn Scott was between her open thighs and was sliding his cock into her, he fucked her while i watched and rubbed my cock over her face, Carl was taking video now as i fed my own cock into my wifes mouth as she was fucked by another man, i didn't last long and as Scott filled Nikki with another load of cum i did the same over her face and into her mouth

as the guys left i told them next time i think we should do the same to their wives, they both agreed they would love to do it to the wives and so i said maybe Nikki could have a quiet word with the girls, i returned to the living room to find Nikki laid there with a big grin on her face, it turns out the Bourbon was just coloured water and she was awake as we undressed her and had enjoyed being fucked twice by the guys, i thought you would have cum in me as well she asked, well i have always wanted to cum in your mouth while you were being fucked i told her and it was the best orgasm ever as i did it and Scott cum in you at the same time, well i am glad you enjoyed sharing me she added but now i want you inside me just like your two friends have just done to me

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Taking the mother in law on holiday with us was not what i had planned but after my wife made it clear she would be very grateful i agreed, what i did not know was that being grateful included her mum as well, they both made it clear the next afternoon that mum was included in the deal and that while my wife explored the local shops i was being given her mum for the afternoon, it was every bit as amazing fucking her mum as it is my wife, she has an amazing body with a lovely tight pussy just like her daughter and i am wondering if i should bring up the possibility of a threesome with them both

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When my car failed on the way home from my parents i was still two hours from home, my husband was not going to be home until later so i called our best friends and neighbours Dana and George, within ten minutes George was on his way his trailer to pick me up, two hors later he arrived and straight away began putting my car on his trailer, i called Dana and told her he had absolutely refused when i said i would pay him so she laughed and said you how i told you he thinks you are so sexy, yes i told her, well just show him your tits and he will be over the moon, we both laughed at this but i knew she was serious

on the way home i suggested we stop at a roadside cafe as i was hungry by now so we stopped to eat, after we ate we had a stroll to stretch our legs which was when i saw the bench and an idea came to me, telling George i needed the restroom i went in and removed my panties before going back and sitting on the bench, would you take a photo of me i asked and he said of course, i will count to three i told him and so as he stood ready i got to three and spread my legs as i said it, George was stunned as i sat there with my legs spread, you said i could not pay you so i this is a thank you i told him

back in the car i pulled my skirt around my waist and laid back with my legs apart, once on the highway i took his hand and placed it between my legs, please let me do this for all of your trouble i told him as i slid his hand onto my pussy, i opened my legs as far as was possible in the car and closed my eyes as George explored my pussy with his fingers, i was soon quite wet and taking his hand again i pushed his fingers at my lips, he soon got the idea and slid two fingers into me, it felt so good and i knew i would cum but i wanted George to cum as well so i said we need to stop

he pulled over and to my surprise he kissed me full on the mouth as he fingered me, i dont know why but this drove me wild and as he kissed me and fucked me with his fingers i orgasmed loudly, i shook and writhed as i came with his fingers inside me the whole time, i eventually calmed down enough to tell him i could not let him fuck me as Dana is my best friend which he totally agreed with so i took his cock out and jerked him over my pussy, he obviously had not cum for a while as he covered my pussy and my thighs with a massive load

i kissed him after we had both cum and as we were about to get going again he asked if i would leave my skirt like this, of course i told him and so all the rest of the way home he fondled and fingered me as he drove, i did orgasm again but rather than do the same for him i told him i wanted him to fuck Dana tonight and tell her what we did, i did not expect him to keep to this but the following day Dana told me he had been so eager to fuck her that she had guessed something had happened

he was over the moon with what you let him do she told me and he was like a rampant ram when he dragged me upstairs and fucked me, i couldn't let him fuck me i added as you are a friend, well there is plenty of time for that she added, after all your husband and i have been left out of this and i dont think that is fair, are you suggesting what i think you are i asked, well what happens in the future is up to you and i think you would have loved George to fuck you yesterday had you not thought of me, and i had to admit she was right.

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Letting him share a picture of my breasts seemed innocent enough, i made sure he did not show my face and chose which pictures he could share on the forum he had found, this was fine but he soon started asking to show my face as no one would recognise me, declining at first i eventually allowed him to post a couple of topless pics showing my face and was somewhat taken with the nice comments about my body and my breasts in particular which turned my head a little and i allowed more to be shared

when he started to make little suggestions about showing more i knew he meant my vagina instantly but i still made him ask, he eventually came out with it and asked if i would show my pussy as he always called it, again i was not going to make it easy so i delayed deciding for a few days before i relented and let him take a picture of me naked showing everything, being naked was not bothering me but it was the thought that someone we know might see them and me naked, we both work and have teenage children so the idea of any of them seeing me like this terrified me

so he posted the picture and i was happy to see lots more nice comments and thought no more of it until out of the blue he announced he had booked us a weekend away at a nice hotel, i did wonder if taking more pics was part of it but was not going to complain about a weekend break so we arrived at the hotel and it was lovely until the following morning after we had made love again that he asked if i would be willing to show some more, thinking it was just pictures i was about to take off the long t shirt i had slipped on after we had made love when he showed me the webcam setup on a tripod before asking if i would undress while he streamed it on the forum

my mind was racing as i took in what he wanted, having just orgasmed only minutes before i was still quite aroused and i guessed this was his plan, what just undress i asked him nervously, yes that is all and they have seen you naked already, i realised this was true so i just nodded to him and when he said it was ready i froze at first but taking the hem of the t shirt in my hand i slowly pulled it up to reveal my pussy for them all, thinking this was enough i stopped and looked at the camera until he indicated to open my legs more, i spread my legs and was instantly turned on by knowing strangers were watching me

do you want to see he asked, i did not understand at first so he showed me the laptop screen and i saw about a dozen men all jerking off as they watched me, pick one he whispered so i pointed at one guy who had the biggest cock, he clicked on him and he was then full screen jerking off to my pussy, only he can hear you my husband said as i could also hear the guy breathing heavily, tell her what you would do to her he told the guy, as he fisted his big and hard cock he told me he wanted me to spread my pussy for him to slide it into me, i was putty in his hands and soon spread my lips for him as he demanded, i was imagining him inside me as he exploded and i watched a stranger cum while i i acted as a sl*t for him

within a couple of minutes they had all cum and the show was over, as i lay there wondering what i had just done my husband was ready to fuck me again as he told me next time he wanted to stream him fucking me, whatever you want i told him as he drove deep into me, the thought of those guys watching me being fucked was doing things to my head that i would never have thought possible and i realised my husband was getting the sl*t he always wanted