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#761
03-09-2022, 10:12 PM
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Life can be so disappointing. She was expecting the big bad wolf...
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#762
03-09-2022, 10:29 PM
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"Join a barber shop quartet?" "What in the world ever gave you an idea like that?"
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#763
03-09-2022, 10:41 PM
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"That's the last time I'm beaming down until that drunken pr*ck fixes the transporter!"
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#764
03-10-2022, 05:04 PM
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"I Love You Funnyface" would LIKE to support our First Responders...
But instead, we salute the 395th responders, because those guys are lazy slackers, just like us. We appreaciate their attitude of "We'll get there when we get there and not a minute before!" If you're dead when they show up, the fault is your's. You shouldn't go getting yourself sick or injured in the first place, dummy. Let's support our 395th responders. Without them, the First Responders wouldn't get all the great shopping discounts and free coffee.
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#765
03-13-2022, 02:58 PM
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Don't worry, he doesn't bite.
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#766
03-14-2022, 05:17 PM
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It seems like a "no brainer" to get your climate change news here...
And if you ARE a No Brainer, here's some news...It's happening. Not even Billy Bawb can stop it now, so we might as well laugh at it, amongst other things.
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#767
03-15-2022, 04:18 PM
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Why I oughta...
What's the big idea? A wise guy, huh?
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#768
03-16-2022, 04:49 PM
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We didn't start the fire...
Billy Joel did.
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#769
03-17-2022, 05:19 PM
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Butt Plugs, Torpedo Tits, Confused Aquatic Lesbians...
Welcome to my world. My mind is like that bad neighborhood in a big city where you go in -and are never heard from again.
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#770
03-18-2022, 04:47 PM
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About this thread...
Obviously, a LOT of my humor contains references to movies and song lyrics. If you aren't into either, many of my jokes will sail harmlessly over your head. The ones that will hit (and hurt) are the puns. If you dimiss 'Dad Jokes' you're in the wrong place. But there are other, spontaneous jokes that come out of the pictorial circumstances. Sometimes, it's not the situations but the faces that "speak" to me. The first woman here...I saw her and immediately the old British accent I gave her lurched into my head. The same goes for the running Billy Bawb gag. That woman looks like she's just bawling for Billy Bob...and his name comes out sounding like "Baaawb." What would really be fun, is if there was sound. It would be a blast doing the voices, adding appropriate music, etc. Anyway, there was just a little insight into the science of the thread. Of course, some of you might deny science...to your lot, I respectfully say, "Fuck you."
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