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Article from today's Sun newspaper...5 'ordinary' ladies baring their post-natal bodies..
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...by-bodies.html

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Virginia couple admits to getting drunk, having sex in middle of shopping center parking lot

A Virginia couple has admitted to getting drunk and having sex in the middle of a shopping center parking lot.

"[I] was in the mood, and that's basically what happened," 36-year-old Kimberly M. Jackson told WTKR.

Authorities received calls about an exposure in progress at 6025 E. Virginia Beach Blvd. on Tuesday. The caller told dispatchers that a couple was involved in a sexual act in the parking lot.

Once police arrived, they found Jackson and her boyfriend, Earl Palmer, in the parking lot. At the time, the man was unconscious and unresponsive. He was taken to Sentara Leigh Hospital for treatment.

Jackson was arrested and charged for being drunk in public.

"The alcohol made me think I wouldn't [get caught]. I'm not into erotic public sex or anything like that," says Jackson.

Police told WTKR the woman's boyfriend was unconscious, but he says he was just passed out from drinking.

"I'm here trying to clear her name and let them know I consented to that, I just didn't finish the job, as you could say," says Palmer.

WTKR asked why they decided to do this in the middle of the parking lot, in the middle of the day.

"Everyone wants to do something spontaneous. I'm not being disrespectful to you, but have you ever done anything spontaneous?" asked Palmer.

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Naked woman runs on high school football field: Rocky River Police Blotter

On Sept. 4 a naked woman was seen running on the Rocky River High School football field. She left the area in a car and was not found.

I'm guessing not during a game? Otherwise there would be some sort of footage or stories.

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Woman in court after romping naked with lover on grassland outside Asda in Hulme

A woman ended up in court after she was caught having a 30-minute afternoon sex session with a man on a grass verge near one of Manchester's busiest roads.

Laura Knowles, 33, was spotted naked with a man on top of her on grassland close to two tower blocks, a business complex and a supermarket.

A shocked resident called police when he spotted her near Greenheys Lane West close to the Princess Parkway in Hulme. He told police the couple had been having sex for about 30 minutes.

When officers arrived, they helped naked Knowles dress before arresting her and her lover, Manchester magistrates’ court heard.

Now she has been handed a curfew and a slap on the wrist in court after she admitted one charge of outraging public decency.

Prosecutor Matthew Siddall told the court the couple were spotted in the act on a ‘grass section’ just a few yards from Greenheys Lane West and close to Hulme’s massive Asda as well as two apartment blocks and a commercial building at 3.30pm on Wednesday, June 10.

“It happened at pretty much the time that children are leaving school,” said Mr Siddall.

A resident of one of the apartment blocks which overlooked the amorous couple saw a man with his top off on top of a naked woman, the court heard.

“He was so disgusted by this behaviour he contacted police officers and used his mobile phone to take two pictures,” said Mr Siddall....

Pictures of the couple on the grass with a stunned pedestrian walking by just a few feet away were shown to the court.

“Police attended and the exercise was stopped, if I can put it like that,” said Mr Siddall, who continued:

“These sorts of offences are embarrassing. When you first hear about these sorts of things it’s almost funny, but not when children are passing through the area, that’s where a line is completely crossed.”

Knowles was ‘candid’ with the arriving officers who ‘helped with her clothing to assist her modesty’, according to the prosecutor.

Liz Ridgeway, defending, said: “There potentially could have been children on the top deck of a bus (who witnessed this) but there’s nothing to say that children actually saw it.”

The solicitor continued: “This is one of those offences where least said soonest mended. She is absolutely mortified by this offence and quite clearly it should never have happened.

"It was foolish. It’s very much a one-off and quite clearly it was a huge mistake. As soon as the police officers attend she’s extremely full and frank and accepted what she was doing and doesn’t try to give silly excuses and she isn’t coming to court to give some kind of stupid excuse.”

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Parents on nude jog left 1-year-old baby on beach alone for two hours: authorities

A couple streaking down a Louisiana beach Tuesday morning left their 1-year-old child behind in the dust, local reports said.

The parents made it at least three miles down Holly Beach before a passerby found the little girl and called Cameron Parish Sheriff’s Office, KPLC-TV reported.

Deputies arrested Cody and Monique Bourgeois and suspect the duo had been taking drugs.

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Naked woman rescued in ocean 3 miles off southern California coast

A naked woman was rescued earlier this week in the water three miles off the southern California coast under mysterious circumstances.

Kayakers heard the 28-year-old woman calling for help about 10 a.m. Sunday. They found her treading water off Newport Beach, according to The Los Angeles Times. She had been in the water about 16 hours.

The unidentified woman was alone without a boat, a flotation device or even a bathing suit, the paper reported.

“She was completely naked,” Sgt. D. J. Haledman of the Orange County Sheriff Sheriff’s Department Harbor Patrol told the Times.

The woman said she went for a swim Saturday about 5:30 p.m. and got caught in a rip current.

The woman told deputies she discarded her bathing suit at some point while she was in the ocean “so it wouldn’t restrict her in her abilities to swim,” Haldeman told the Times.

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Star Trek: Voyager Actress Charged with Indecent Exposure

Jennifer Lien, who played Kes on Star Trek: Voyager, was arrested and has been in custody for two weeks after allegedly exposing herself in front of children, Variety reports.
Lien has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure for an incident that occurred on Aug. 31. Lien's Tennessee neighbor notified the authorities after the actress became enraged and went on a rant over a child who was crying. And then, for some reason decided that was a good time to expose her breasts and buttocks in the process. Three children were reportedly in the yard at the time.
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According to the Roane County Sheriff's Office, Lien was naked and resisted arrest when police arrived with a warrant on Sept. 3. The report from the office also says that Lien threatened to have the officers shot and killed.

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Artists reveals hairy stomach and nude selfies to explore digital vulnerability

Most of us are thankful the next morning that we haven’t sent that text of a drunken nude selfie to our secret crush.
This feminist artist, however, is dragging up the unsent naked selfies and sexts buried on her phone and sharing them with the world.
Molly Soda told Dazed: ‘The text/photographs were sort of piling up, both on my computer and in my head – I sort of needed to do a purge in order to move on.’
Her photos have now been complied in an electronic zine called Should I Send This? available on New Hive (unsurprisingly a little NSFW), where they defy conventional beliefs on what femininity is.
She’s proudly displayed her body hair in unconventional nudes that celebrate the female body.

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Richmond Times Dispatch, Friday, July 31, Metro 2 section, page B2: Headline "Hopewell teacher resigns after photo, videos of her burlesque shows circulate" The teacher was not identified but online she is Lottie Ellingham. On her Facebook page she said "I am an adult and I am human. I am not ashamed of my art, my life, my sexuality or my choices" After these were discovered, the photos and videos were circulated on Twitter and Facebook.

I wish I could show the entire article. There were no photos.

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Group gets judge’s OK to parade nude in S.F.

It’s illegal to go naked in public in San Francisco, unless you’re part of an event with a city permit, like a parade. And that’s what 50 to 100 nudists plan to do on city streets Saturday, with an assist from a federal judge.
The parade, held the day before the city-permitted, X-rated Folsom Street Fair, is being led by the same group of unclad activists who unsuccessfully challenged San Francisco’s antinudity ordinance, which took effect in February 2013. They’re calling it a “Nude-In March” and “Declaration of Body Freedom” in protest of the ordinance, starting at noon at Jane Warner Plaza at 17th and Castro streets, down Market Street, over to City Hall and back.
The leaders applied to the Police Department for a permit in July and got turned down. Police officials said the event was too small to be a parade and could instead proceed on the sidewalk, without the need for a permit.
But without a permit, they would have to wear clothes, said Gill Sperlein, a lawyer for the nudists. He said street parades are also more visible than sidewalk marches....


“Now we’re going to be able to exercise our constitutional rights and our freedom of self-expression unobstructed by the police,” said Gypsy Taub, a leader of the nude activists. She said members of the group have been arrested at protests and other unclothed events since February 21013 after applying unsuccessfully for permits.