The Great Bride Thread

[osreb]

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company.

One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

"Quick," said the woman to the lover,"into the closet!" and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

"Who are you?" he asked him.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.

"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.

"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said,.. "Those little bastards!"

[osreb]

My wife and I were in a heated argument that lasted
over two hours, neither of us willing to give in.

Finally, She looked at me and said: "I only have one
thing left to say, Lorena Bobbett only got six months!"

I stared at her, thinking for a few seconds, then
replied: "Yeah? Well O.J. got off scott free!"

[tom1971]

tell me if you like them...

[osreb]

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the
husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going
through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck
your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

[osreb]

Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.

How Adam Got Eve - Priceless
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion,
and that it would be a woman.

He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it.'

Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'
'An arm and a leg'.

Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib

Of course the rest is history.

[DCReadyForAction]

Would love to have been at this wedding..think anyone got an eyeful?

[machjock]

Originally Posted by DCReadyForAction

Would love to have been at this wedding..think anyone got an eyeful?

The pics of the nude wedding a few pages back were hot- anyone have any more like that?

[osreb]

babes in white

[osreb]

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, “It’s nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?”

He says, “O.K., Get in the car with it.”

“Where shall I put it to get it warm?”

He says, “Put it in between your legs. It’s nice and warm there.

“But what about the smell?”

“Just hold its nose.”

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

[osreb]

clic on pic and look close at front of dress.