Didn't expect to hear that!

[confed1470]

wanna see me wiggle my ass?

[1michael]

I can think back to a few things that I would never expect to hear from a girlfriend, at least not at that time or place!
I was with a GF in my buddy's BAR and she needed to use the Rest room, but had a thing about public rest rooms!
So since my buddy lived upstairs from the BAR, I asked if I can have his key so she could use the rest room in his apartment? He was Ok in doing that, so we both went upstairs. After my GF got done and walked up to me sitting on the sofa, she asked if I wanted to do a Quickie? I would never say No, so we had sex on the sofa before going back down to the BAR!
Another GF that I went out with on occasions came into the same BAR with another GF of hers! When she introduced me to her, the thing that I remember the most after her name was that she Loved SEX! After a short time the GF that I took out asked if I could drive this girl home, because she had to go some place and I said sure!
I had a great time with this new GF and enjoyed her huge breast as well as the wonderful blow job she gave me!
I still went out with both of them on occasions!
That 1st GF in the above was my shocker for asking me if I wanted to see her doing a Pencil Test? I didn't know what she was talking about, but she removed her entire top and lifter a breast asking me to place a pencil that she had under her boob! The object was for her tit to hold it up and it didn't after a few try's. That gave me the idea to give her a Better pencil, so I wiped my penis out for her and after a few rubs I was rock solid! We didn't do anymore Testing but had lots of FUN!
I had plenty of exciting moments that never did start off by me, just the women that told me something that I never expected!

[EltonC]

I dated this girl on and off for a year and a half. She was an underclass student taking one of my junior level classes and was hot. A guy in the class was having a party and she said she’d be there. I tracked her down and we spent the evening on the balcony talking and making out a little. Around 11, her roommate told her she wanted to leave and had called the campus escort service. I convinced her to stay and told her I’d walk her home later. When we left the party, as we left the apartment building, she asked me “Are you walking me to your house or mine?” The direction we went was away from her dorm!

A month or so later we had been out to dinner and then went back to my house. Her bra and top were thin and tight and I could see the outlines of her nipples and it was driving me crazy. I mentioned it when we were lying in bed after sex and she said “They were supposed to. Never think a woman doesn’t know you can see her nipples.”

[Strawhappa]

The other night while the wife and I were having some foreplay, I started teasing her about a buddy of mine she said she thought was good looking, we'll call him D. Anyhow I kept teasing her telling her to close her eyes and pretend it was him eating out her pussy. I turned her around and told her to imagine it was him taking her from behind. Needless to say she had several hard orgasms. What I couldn't believe was when we were eating breakfast the next morning. Out of the blue she asks " Do you think if I, meaning herself, called and talked to D, that he might come over and join us one time so she can quit pretending." I told her that she can talk to him but I don't think his wife would like it. Out of my wife's own mouth, "Want she don't know won't hurt her."

[DRDavenport]

Originally Posted by Strawhappa

<snip> Out of my wife's own mouth, "Want she don't know won't hurt her."

I hear also "What you don't know won't hurt you".....

[Oralpleaser69]

My wife and I were in Key West and had gone up to the Garden of Eden as we always enjoy getting naked. So both the wife and I are nude and I start talking with a topless lady who is still wearing her panties. I asked her if there was a reason she wasn't naked and she mentioned that she didn't like the way her pussy looked. I told her that all pussies are beautiful and that she shouldn't dislike how hers looks. Just at that time my wife walked over and the woman immediately looks at my wife and tells her that she has a beautiful pussy. I was shocked and turned on hearing this woman talking openly about my wife's pussy to me and her. Just then another topless lady walks over to us and the woman introduce her as her daughter. She then turns to her daughter and say "Honey doesn't she have a beautiful pussy?" I definitely did not expect to hear another woman describing my wife's pussy to her daughter in front of both of us!

[raysallx]

This is pretty tame, but my wife and I were in a wine bar one evening and a woman were knew was there celebrating her birthday. A friend of hers showed up with a gift. It was a new top, so this woman took off her shirt (she was wearing a bra) and tried on the new top. A little bit later in the evening after some wine, she announced to the group that her new boyfriend was too gentle: "I want a guy to pull my hair." She then looked over at me and said, "You're blushing." I'm sure I was, she had great hips and I immediately pictured myself pulling her hair as I did her doggy.

[piecenick]

My wife had a friend, Jane, who was a nice person, moderately attractive, but very shy and little self-confidence. She is a HS teacher, so for a fairly petite woman she has a big voice, I guess she has the penetrate that teen mental fog her students are in. If my wife is talking to her on the phone I don't have to eavesdrop to hear both sides of the conversation.

One time I was reading a book, my wife was in the next room on the phone with Jane, they are talking about teaching and I hear something about an operation Jane is having during break, it sounds like plastic surgery, Jane is too young for a face lift, her boobs are neither too big or too small, I'm a little curious, so I'm paying attention more than usual, then I hear "down there" and "labiaplasty". Whoa, sure didn't expect to hear that, Jane has not had a serious BF since she was engaged to a guy, she broke it off because, I was told, he had drug issues.

I wait until my wife gets off the phone, I tell her I couldn't help hearing what I heard, she looks a little miffed and say that Jane has always been self-conscience about her labia since her fiancé made jokes, calling them 'meat curtains', what a jerk. So she having this surgery to have them reduced. I had to ask my wife if she had ever seen them, she had while changing swimsuits and sharing a shower room. Now my wife is an outie herself, which I love to play with, my wife said if I liked to play with hers, I would love Jane's.

My wife thought Jane was being silly because of that one comment, I offered to help Jane by taking a look and telling her how hot she was, my wife didn't think that was a good suggestion. Women should know that I have never heard one negative comment about pussy, men don't care as long as they are having fun. But I'd still like to see the before/after pics.

[scott5776]

In the 70s I had a girl say “fuck my ass, I’m saving my pussy for marriage!”

[twowide]

On "Viewing Porn with your Brother-in-Law" I mentioned calling at his house and overhearing his wife doing a "Sexual Phone Call" with somebody "Down Town". Apparently, she was being "barebacked" to take-care of a Debt. This also included "Phone Calls", day or night ! About a year later I called just as she arrived back home. She was quite literally "Full of Herself" ! Normally quite sullen, she was now as Happy as a Pig in Sheight ! He was FURIOUS ! "YOU prefer HIM to me ! Did you use the anti-sperm Cream ?" Suddenly Confronted, she reverted to normality. "No I don't! " she chundered. "And I used the last in the tube before I went !" The actual Ongoing Constancy of her Affair verily proves the lie to her "enforced confession" And since her husbands cock was smaller than her thumb, who could actually blame her !