[ENF] Clothing Malfunction

[piecenick]

One of the funniest I saw was at a zoo. This teenager was in front of a parrot's cage, she was feeding the parrot peanuts while it was holding onto the cage from with its feet. She started making loud parrot noises back at it, apparently this annoyed the bird because it suddenly let loose a huge amount of bird poop and sprayed in all over the front of her knit top. She whipped the blouse off in a second, I don't blame her, I saw her bare back and a bit of side boob before someone covered her up. They led her out of the aviary while she was cussing at the parrot.

I got my kids away from her before their vocabulary was enriched.

[Melbourne_Couple]

Was sitting in my car at traffic lights. A nice Asian girl walked across in a light dress, and just as she walked past my car, a sudden wind gust came out of nowhere...and yes she had a g-string on.

[Kingbran32]

This just happened today while on vacation at the beach (rehobeth beach). Right after the beach we wanted to do the boardwalk and grab an early dinner but with being all sandy the wife brought clothes to change into as did I. I was tasked with being a look out while she changed.
We have a mid size suv. With the tailgate popped up she just changed right there mid day. Only two guys middle age came around the corner as she took her top off they looked at us with a jaw dropped look. My wife just smiled and fumbled around trying to get her clothes on but took her time just to give a few more seconds of time to be seen. I love when she does stuff like this. It’s really a thrill for both of us.

[Deeznutz69]

I was camping with my friend J years ago who I somewhat fancied. We dropped acid and went into the creek to play the game slide. As we were going at it her nipple peeked out more and more until I called her out so as not to sound like the creep I am. Last night I pulled the strings on my wife's bathrobe in front our weed dealer

[Ugg1982]

I went to my friends house a while back to watch a baseball game. His wife always hangs out with us when we hang out but I don’t mind because she’s very pretty and has a nice body. At their house sometimes I stay kinda late and even end up staying over if we drink too much. This ended up being one of those nights. In the middle of the game his wife left to their bedroom and came back out wearing a t shirt with clearly no bra and some short shorts. This happens every time I stay over there. I was careful to peek but not be obvious at her medium sized breasts swaying under the baggy t shirt. They have a large sectional so they sat on one side and I was diagonal. At one point she put both her feet up and sat with one knee up and her heel pulled toward her butt. Sorry kinda hard to explain. But her legs were apart and when I glanced over her shorts were clearly pulled aside enough that I could see her pussy lips. I didn’t dare take a long look but for several minutes I looked every minute or so. And there it was just staring at me. A pink set of lips hanging to the side of her shorts. Eventually she adjusted and the show was over. Still plenty of sights with her not wearing a bra.

I can’t help but wonder if this was in anyway planned. If so was it just her showing off? Or did he put her up to it? I have been single a couple years and they’re always trying to get me on dating apps and I’m just not interested. Maybe they feel sorry for my dry spell and want to give me a little something. Or maybe that’s just wishful thinking and I happened to get lucky.

[momentary]

I have a super embarrassing one about my mom. At my older sister's wedding, I was asked to be one of my bro-in-law's groomsmen. I was fresh out of college and my bro-in-law and his other groomsmen were all around early-30s. About 2 hours before the ceremony we're all getting ready and hanging out in the groomsmen room eating deli sandwiches. At some point my mom comes in with the little flowers we all needed to pin to our groomsmen suits. She lays the flowers and her kit with the pins on the floor and is helping each groomsmen one-by-one making the pinned flowers look good on our suits.

It needs to be noted that my mom has always had thick-ish legs and an ass on her. She had been losing weight for the wedding and looked pretty good, but she probably overshot the landing spot on her dress size by a few inches. And the dress she was wearing were one of those dresses that zipped up in the back the entire length of the dress.

So after helping a few of the groomsmen pin their flowers, she crouches down to pick up another flower and pin from her kit. And when she did that the zipper on her dress literally explodes. From bottom to top the entire zipper just burst open. The only part that stayed together was the very top at the back of her neck where the zipper pull was. But the rest of the dress was split in half from the back and d****d down each side of her. Her entire back, butt and legs on display for all the groomsmen to see. She was wasn't wearing thong underwear, but the pair she was wearing was small in riding up between her cheeks, so there was a bunch of buttcheek showing.

I was absolutely mortified - like I was so embarrassed it felt like my soul left my body. It ruined my sister's wedding for me. I don't remember much else from that day other than this incident. At first the guys all cheered and laughed when it happened, but they seemed to be more sympathetic to the embarrassment after the first few minutes of shock wore off. My mom was doing a good job of laughing it off, but I could tell she was super embarrassed too.

The incident also wasn't some quick flash and then it was over thing - it lasted about 10 minutes before it was fixed. I was told to go get my aunt and my mom's clothes bag. I was gone for 4-5 minutes and I come back and two of the groomsmen are trying to fix her zipper. One of them was on his knees behind her fiddling with the zipper at the bottom of her dress and her ass is basically inches from his face.

Finally the zipper gets fixed and her dress gets zipped back up. My mom apologizes profusely to all the guys and they're being pretty cool about it. After she left there was some snickering, jokes and "did that really just happen" sentiments. One of the guys bragged that they saw full nipple sideboobs and several of the guys were teasing me about seeing her ass. And they were teasing my bro-in-law about how my sister must be the one after seeing all that.

It was just an unreal scenario. For years I blocked it out of my head because I would cringe every time I thought of it. But I've learned to accept it as a funny, embarrassing story. And I sort of get turned on now when I imagine it from my bro-in-law's friends' perspective. I know I would have loved it if one of my friends' moms or some older woman was all dressed up for a wedding one moment, and her dress bursts open for everyone to see the next.

[GioG]

Spent an afternoon with my roommate at my favorite roof top pool, a local boutique hotel. Members of their fitness club get free access. One of the last summerdays, the pool no longer too hot (not even warm). So the roommate took her time to get in. Twin pool ladders. We use both. I stand at the top and wait for her to get inside. It always takes ages.

[GioG]

Originally Posted by GioG

Spent an afternoon with my roommate at my favorite roof top pool, a local boutique hotel. Members of their fitness club get free access. One of the last summerdays, the pool no longer too hot (not even warm). So the roommate took her time to get in. Twin pool ladders. We use both. I stand at the top and wait for her to get inside. It always takes ages.

Guess I took too much time editing:

I let my eyes wander. Right infront of those ladder, there are two youngish early twens on sunbeds. One a normal african girl, white bikini top, red bikini bottoms. Her friend was wearing a black bikini. A brunette, I thought, a bit skinny, longish curly hair. Borwn eyes... I was wearing reflecting sun glasses, so I let my eyes wander... She sat on the sunbed, M position, the knees ankeled, she was reading a magazin, positioned on her thights. Yet when I expected to see the black fabric of her bottoms between her legs... there was only wrinkled brown skin... a nicely shaved pussy. Nice pussy lips, enjoying some fresh air. I thought, I didn't see right, but there they were... Pussylips. Everything looked smoothly shaved, soft skin, the lips pressed together... I looked again... Then I asked my roommate, how things are going... Luckly things were not going good. The pool was too cold, and she needed more time to get in... So I looked on, between those nice legs... What a sweet pussy... I wished, I have a picture of it... Wonderfull..

Her position on the sunbed looked something like the girl in the car.
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[monarch1]

This occurred many years ago but still engrained in my memory banks. We were at a famous castle, lovely hot day hence no bra, and she decided to get a quick photo taken beside one of the canon. Not being one to spoil the party whipped out the camera and off came the top. Quick photo, no problem, then hear some voices approaching. This is the point where she realises her top is inside out and struggles very unsuccessfully to get it untangled as 3 13-15 year old boys come round the corner and boy did their faces light up. I was in fits of laughter and the top had to come off to untangle it before eventually hiding her modesty. I am sure her antics livened up what till that point had been a fairly boring school trip.

[DJS1985]

Originally Posted by piecenick

My wife and I stopped at a Sonic drive-in to get a bite yesterday, my wife was driving. In the SUV to my right was a MILF with several kids. I was trying to decide what to order when the lady next to me reached to something, the armhole on her sleeveless blouse was way too large and her entire breast was exposed. I was staring at this beautiful site just as my wife turned to me and asked 'do you know what you want to eat?'

She saw what I was looking at when I mumbled 'oh yes', of course I got an immediate shot to the ribs.

I have no ideal if you’re still here or not, but a long time ago I was at a McDs in Missouri and parked next to a car that had a older couple in it. I went in and got my order then went back to my car. As I was walking back to my car I seen the car I was parked next to was bouncing, the guy had the lady in the back seat getting it on with her. A couple of minutes later a pickup truck pulled behind them and an older guy got out of it yelling his head off at the couple I was parked next too, I don’t know what happened next because I decided to leave and eat in my car else where. I’m guessing it was the lady’s husband in the pickup truck and that he suspected her of doing something, and had been following them keeping an eye on them. That was my fast food sexual experience lol.