Having Fucked the Bride

[Crankdingo]

My brother and his wife were close with me. She hooked me up with her blonde cousin. I fucked her a few times over one summer. Somehow I was either invited to her wedding or crashed the reception since her family knew me but only my bro and sister in law (her cousin) knew we had fucked. Until my drunken brother blurted out to the brides parents about how well his brother (me) knew they bride and how he would hear us on his couch. And awkwardly went on and on about how I knew the bride better than he did. In retrospect that was hilarious.