FOX MULDER'S XXX-FILES

[Fox Mulder]

All future X Files episodes are on hold while the principal actors, Duchovny and Anderson, tend to prior commitments. Also, Gillian Anderson has wanted more down time to be with her family. We may have to wait until fall of 2017 to see fresh episodes, if then. I want to believe. Meanwhile we might as well wank. Here's some visual stimulation.

[Fox Mulder]

From Mulder's Report to Assistant Director Skinner: "Today's X-File took Scully and I to the sunny shores of Italy where we were investigating a hot Italian mermaid named Sed. I suspect she's a mermaid because most Sed sightings are in the ocean or on the beach. But Scully and I have learned that this denizen of the deep goes into houses once in a while. While I was unable to determine if she is in fact, a mermaid...as this collage proves, what she does inside is just as amazing and gorgeous as what she does on Italy's beaches. No matter where she's found or what she's up to, Sed is hot. Radioactive."

[Fox Mulder]

Well, the X-Files are probably gone for good, since Gillian Anderson doesn't want to play Scully anymore. Any reboot without her would be doomed to failure. Anyway, the last season of the X-Files was pretty bad even with her. Only a couple of episodes were up to standard. The show's creator, Chris Carter, apparently had his muse abducted by The Smoking Man. Gillian continues to do good work. Check her out in the Netflix show "Sex Education." With Scully gone, my basement office is frequently visited by women hoping to replace her. (See example below) Although Scully can never be replaced, the visitors give me something to do besides flipping number two pencils into the ceiling.