The Great Bride Thread

[osreb]

getting dressed

[SandyM]

Hopefully not a repost.

[Fango]

Originally Posted by SandyM

Hopefully not a repost.

That...is awesome! There's gotta be more, right? Even non-nudes of her would be nice. Love how embarrassed she is. And nice tits.

Thanks

Fango

[mcubed]

You can find her whole album on picasa at:

picasaweb.google.com/115360159363751985985/Galina#

She is smoking hot with those big tits!

Originally Posted by fango44

That...is awesome! There's gotta be more, right? Even non-nudes of her would be nice. Love how embarrassed she is. And nice tits.

Thanks

Fango

[Fango]

Originally Posted by mcubed

You can find her whole album on picasa at:

picasaweb.google.com/115360159363751985985/Galina#

She is smoking hot with those big tits!

Thanks for the link. Here's a couple more pics from there (just in case the album should no longer be available).

Fango

[osreb]

brides:

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?'

The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radardetector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.'

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,
'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.
That's an automatic $75 fine.'

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'

(I love this part)


'Only when he's been drinking.!!'

[osreb]

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!

[osreb]

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words
that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

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[sironb]

Hope these are not reposts as it is quite a big thread!!! :-

***** HARDCORE PIC REMOVED *****

[osreb]

hardcore pics of her psted here:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...8&postcount=95