The Great Bride Thread

[osreb]

bride babes

[osreb]

nudist wedding

[jc666]

This photo made me laugh (not sure why). Shame it isn't a lot bigger...

[osreb]

Irish Virginity Test Kit


Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."

Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"


The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...", you hit her with the shovel.'

[butterman]

springtime means more brides

[soula]

.......

[dhutt]

very sexy bride

[dhutt]

sexy bride part 2

[osreb]

Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on
Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.



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[osreb]

My dog had suddenly developed a bad habit of loud barking about 4
o'clock in the morning. He was disturbing the entire neighborhood, and
several people had complained.

One morning he started howling, and when I looked out the window - I saw
that someone was throwing something at him. I quietly went out the back
door and snuck around to the front to catch the culprit. To my surprise,
I found my next-door neighbor throwing rocks into my yard, and just
missing the dog. Of course, I demanded an explanation.

"I'm not trying to hit your dog," he explained. "My mother-in-law has
been visiting us for the last two weeks, and she says if she loses one
more night of her beauty sleep...she'll leave!"