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He didn't initially drop the gun, so I had to break his right arm and I didn't stop pounding till the Sheriff's department got there

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We do have a bunch of great guys working in the Sheriffs Department and they have a hard job. I let them do their thing, answered their questions, and let the ambulance take Mr. Creepy away. I asked them if they could fill me in when they were done on what this guy was about. It's always nice to know who your enemies are.

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So here it is..Mr. Creepy had handcuffs in his car, drugs in his pocket, and rope tied to the bed of his hotel room. He is suspected of drugging and raping women in other places and will be under Federal charges when he gets out of the hospital.
I drank for free the rest of the night, but mostly, the girls are safe from this guy.

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Alright, enough already, now on to a lighter subject
Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

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I'll yell at you later, stay safe till then.

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Hello to all, I hope you are well and all is right.
Did you notice that girl?
You know, the one that caught your eye from across the room.

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Did you see something that caught your eye? Was it a flash of something, the way she dressed, or was it the look in her eye that initially interested you?

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Well, now is the time to speak to her, but you have to know how to do it. Here is a quick guide.
9 WORDS WOMEN USE


(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FucK YOU!

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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I know, it's complicated, but we are up to the task.

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OK, let the adventure begin.