*Naked in the news*

[KarlMalone]

Naked woman high on LSD walks through Post Falls

POST FALLS, Idaho - A naked woman was seen on 4th and Spokane St in Post Falls on Saturday, according to the Post Falls Police Department.

Officers were able to locate the woman and determined she was high on LSD. They called EMS and cleared her medically.

Officers took her to Kootenai Health and were able to contact a relative to release the woman to.

[KarlMalone]

Naked Woman Attempts To Rob Convenience Store

A West Virginia woman caused quite a stir when she decided to attempt a convenience store robbery naked.

According to WOWK TV, police received a call at 1:30 a.m. Tuesday morning reporting a naked woman walking across the parking lot of the Motel 6 in Cross Lanes, West Virginia. A few minutes later, the panic alarm was activated at a One Stop convenience store next to the motel.

As it turns out, One Stop was an appropriate name, and the police were able to handle both problems at once.

When they arrived at the store, bystanders directed them to the back room, where they found 30-year-old Drema Setliff inside the store’s electrical closet, completely naked and trying to cover herself with a white towel.

Witnesses told police the woman walked into the store, tried to lock the door, and attempted to rob the clerk. She allegedly grabbed the female clerk by the hair, and ordered her to open the safe....

woman was carrying a towel when she entered the store, but made no attempt to cover herself.

“But from what I understand it wasn’t being used to cover her. She was just holding it,” Corporal Brian Humphreys of the Kanawha County Sheriff’s Department told reporters.

Police suspect drugs or alcohol may have been involved, according to the WV Gazette.

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Originally Posted by KarlMalone

Naked Woman Attempts To Rob Convenience Store

Maybe she was inspired by this found on http://nudeworldorder.tumblr.com/ a while ago.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32308770

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...new-guidelines

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A Clitheroe FC football player has been sacked after he was filmed allegedly having sex with a woman in the manager’s dug-out.

Jason Hart (24) was dismissed yesterday after the clip was circulated on social media.

The film is believed to have been shot in the away dugout after the Blues’ 4-1 defeat at Mossley AFC, in Tameside, on Saturday afternoon.

An official club statement by Clitheroe Chairwoman Anne Barker, posted on April 19th at Clitheroe FC website reads as follows: “Following a non-football related incident at Mossley AFC yesterday. Jay Hart has been dismissed from the club.”

Jay, who lives in Accrington, previously played for Padiham and Colne FC.

anyone have the video or the link to the video

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news...where-32448416

[KarlMalone]

Naked, armed woman accused of kidnapping man near Bloomfield

A 30-year-old naked woman armed with an ax and a knife allegedly took a man hostage last week on U.S. Highway 64.

James Sides told police that Jennifer Lee Brown jumped into his vehicle, and, at knife-point, forced him to drive to a Sonic Drive-In in Bloomfield.

He contacted police at the restaurant, and Brown, who was nude except for a black trash bag wrapped around her waist, was arrested at a nearby Dollar General, according to the arrest warrant.

Sides told The Daily Times on Monday that he moved to Bloomfield about two months ago to live closer to his mother.

"I was scared to death the whole time," he said. "But afterwards, it's kind of hard not to laugh."

[KarlMalone]

Couple, 'naked head to toe,' accused of having sex at Waukesha library

Locking the door of a restroom at the public library doesn't quite qualify as "getting a room," a Pewaukee man has learned.

Especially when you don't really lock it.

Here's what police say happened in Waukesha last month, according to a criminal complaint:

A woman walked into the family restroom at the Waukesha Public Library about 5 p.m. on March 2 and was shocked to see "two subjects having sex sitting on a toilet... naked from head to toe." She complained to library staff that "this was unacceptable."

When security officer Bret Best returned to the restroom, it was locked. He knocked, and heard what sounded like people getting dressed before Daniel Goralski, 29, and Julie Dahms emerged, clothed.

Goralski at first gave a false name before properly identifying himself. Best asked the couple what they were thinking, and why didn't they at least lock the door.

Dahms she and Goralski "got excited because they hadn't seen each other in a couple of days." She said they did lock the door, and that the lock must have malfunctioned. They said they were sorry and left.

Dahms received a municipal citation, but based on his prior record, Goralski was charged Wednesday with disorderly conduct, as a repeater, meaning he faces up to two years in prison. He is being held in the Waukesha County Jail.

According to the complaint, Goralski has prior convictions for violating a domestic abuse injunction, bail jumping, and having sex with a child 16 or older.

The complaint did not list an age for Dahms, but the Waukesha Freeman reported she is 19. According to both of their Facebook pages, the couple is engaged to be married.

[KarlMalone]

Naked manic pixie dream girl terrorizes Flagstaff, Arizona

A manic pixie dream girl named Makena Marie Haydon is in a bit of trouble this week after going on a naked rampage in Flagstaff, Arizona.

According to the Arizona Daily Sun, the fun-loving 20-year-old broke into a stranger’s house Friday afternoon, and, in an effort to give him a new lease on life, stripped naked and started jumping on the bed like some sort of beautiful toddler:

According to the police report, the victim called police around 4 p.m. Friday after a young woman he did not know ran into his apartment when someone there opened the door. The suspect ran into a bedroom, started jumping on the bed, took off all her clothes, started shouting “am I pretty?” and refused to leave.

But rather than quit his job to start a finger painting business, the man called the cops as stated above, who found she wasn’t going down without a fight:

When officers arrived, they saw the suspect standing on an exterior second-floor balcony completely naked and yelling incoherently. She put on her underwear, then launched her body into an officer who was climbing the stairs toward her.

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Finally police were able to subdue the adorkable snowflake, but not before she got in one last burst of self-expression:

The officer was able to catch his balance and place the suspect in handcuffs. She struggled against the officer and yelled that she loved marijuana on her way to the patrol car. Inside, she managed to slip out of her handcuffs and started destroying the interior of the vehicle.

Witnesses in the area spotted her performing similarly quirky behavior earlier that day:

The witnesses said the suspect was at a nearby residence earlier in the afternoon, but had been kicked out for yelling disruptively without provocation. She ran to a second stranger’s residence, where she used a lawn chair to smash a window in an attempt to get inside. She then hit a Jeep parked outside with the same lawn chair. After that, she ran to the victim’s apartment. When officers retrieved her clothing, they found two of her pant pockets filled with marijuana.

They didn’t find any bath salts, presumably because she’d finished those already.

The naughty nudist was arrested and charged with “indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal damage, trespassing, misdemeanor marijuana possession, resisting arrest and aggravated assault of a law enforcement officer” and watching too many Zooey Deschanel movies. Next time you want to change someone’s life, Makena, I suggest you volunteer at a homeless shelter.