I love you, funny face! - Page 64

Fox Mulder · #**631** 03-15-2017, 09:26 PM

More jokes for you

wildfire54 · #**632** 03-23-2017, 08:41 AM

Making our way in business.

1.Mike actually considered what the girls did to be the best tip he'd ever gotten.

2.Cindy left nothing to chance in the swimming competition. Something the four judges certainly liked.

3.It was amazing at how many customers hung around the restaurant after closing time to watch the girls clean-up.

4.Garrett liked to show happy customers from his Tattoo & Piercing business in his advertising. And the girls didn't mind the free benefits from it.

5.Being employed as a 'Breast Manipulator' turned out to be the best job that Jerry ever had.The pay wasn't great.But money isn't everything.

wildfire54 · #**633** 04-11-2017, 09:51 PM

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. Casey Stengel

1.The ER nurse shook her head wistfully: 'May I suggest that the next time your playing with your boyfriend.You find some other place to hide his baseball.'

2.'I got one tattoo for every player I slept with on the team.Why? Is it obvious?'

3.Becky was considered to be the teams good-luck charm. Before the start of the season she'd personally leave some of her 'charm' on all their bats.

4.Julie made it a point to offer her own incentive's to the teams new rookie pitcher.

Fox Mulder · #**634** 04-17-2017, 05:26 PM

Laugh it up, Fuzzball.

wildfire54 · #**635** 05-04-2017, 08:31 AM

Writing songs is super intimate. It's a bit like getting naked. Gwen Stefani

1.'Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round'- Queen

2.'Workin' at the Car Wash..'- Rose Royce

3. 'This is the end..'- The Doors

4.'Nice day for a white wedding..' Billy Idol

5. ' Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall.' -Jefferson Airplane.

Fox Mulder · #**636** 05-05-2017, 08:05 PM

Just a little

Fox Mulder · #**637** 05-12-2017, 01:30 PM

Don't open the fourth one!

maximus6665 · #**638** 05-26-2017, 07:03 PM

Had to leave because wife got upset and asked me to stop!

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Originally Posted by Ghost In Oblivion

Denise is one of my all time favorites too. I'd put her in my Hall of Oblivion but choose to honor Maximus665's request to not post her. Out of curiosity I wish I knew the stories of why people leave the site...did someone at their kid's school recognize mom? Did someone lose a job after pics were discovered? Was a hubby posting without permission and got caught by an angry wife? Did someone just get scared? It's anyone's guess. I miss Maximus665 and Denise and Fox Mulder. I hope they are happy wherever they are.

But let's cheer up with a caption (Do you recall this very forgetable song from the 70s?
1. "Torn between two loverrrs...feeling like a foool...lovin' both of you...is breakin' aall the ruuules. "

Fox Mulder · #**639** 05-30-2017, 08:30 PM

Enjoy.

Fox Mulder · #**640** 06-10-2017, 08:00 AM

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