Photos of Naked Charity Calendars

[sillywong]

I’m guessing that some combination of the pandemic, puritanism and pricey shipping has resulted in the absolute dearth of UK nude calendar material out there.

Is anyone here IN or NEAR a UK university? When I was there a few years ago they’d already begun the transition to internally sold calendars only. Some unis may sell locally but not ship, though.

If there even are still calendars being made these days, I bet the only way to get our hands on one is to have someone on the inside. Is sending a few bob to an impoverished student something that we can’t accomplish?

[michaelj1]

Originally Posted by Username102

Does anyone have these? I looked through the thread and only found two scans.

Search for "HitXchin"

[sillywong]

Originally Posted by jdooley

It would seem that we have past the golden age of calendars, the vets uncovered seems to be the only consistent vet calendar with no barely there (new zealand) or sydney vets this year. Plus no more rowing calendars like the PXL (netherlands) or the warwick girls.

It’s honestly a huge shame because the uni calendars featured lots of girls who weren’t ‘10/10’s regularly. And lots of us just aren’t massively interested in geometrically perfect TikTok thots.

It’s equal parts frustrating, funny and sad that we live in a paradoxical era of maximum sexualisation but somehow, also maximum puritanism. The mega-hot are celebrated for taking their clothes off and seen as icons, while beautiful but ‘ordinary’ women are too afraid to do so and men are too afraid to ask them to.

The 2000s and early 2010s were truly the best times.

[mrjombi]

Thanks for the suggestion, my iPad is old school and the largest one Apple has.

Originally Posted by jd23

Get a bigger tablet.

[mrjombi]

https://fb.watch/mIEBG4ENP9/

[sillywong]

Originally Posted by mrjombi

https://fb.watch/mIEBG4ENP9/

Brilliant. I am going to save/screenrecord this video immediately, as should be the standard practice whenever anything this hot comes up on the feed.

Remember: the internet is TEMPORARY!

[BareAll]

a few new vets unc

[roflsaucy]

Originally Posted by crispus

Fetching pictures indeed, Dalquaz; some outlets featured it straight, as:

"It's a hard life being a zoo keeper, as these intrepid souls working at Bristol Zoo demonstrate. Not only do you have to get up at the crack of dawn, deal with dangerous animals and shovel truckloads of dung, you sometimes get roped into taking part in nutty experiments. This team want to prove monkeys are no fools by carrying out their normal jobs naked to investigate the sensory sensitivity of gorillas. No gorillas were available for comment at the time of writing, so we'll have to wait and see whether they thought it was monkey madness or just totally bananas."

Most, however, tumbled to the date, as in:

"Sorry readers, you probably knew this already (being a well read lot) but this is an April Fools'. Ha, ha. As part of an April Fool, staff at Bristol Zoo Gardens perform tasks naked as part of a fictional experiment into the sensory sensitivity of gorillas. 31/03/2011."

I missed this the first time around, but I just stumbled across a high res version of this, complete with a slip that's impossible to see in the low res version, plus a few bonus shots (linked because watermark, click the photo for higher res):

https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/as-part-of-an-april-fool-staff-at-bristol-zoo-gardens-news-photo/809023984
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/as-part-of-an-april-fool-staff-at-bristol-zoo-gardens-news-photo/809024018
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/as-part-of-an-april-fool-staff-at-bristol-zoo-gardens-news-photo/809023998
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/as-part-of-an-april-fool-staff-at-bristol-zoo-gardens-news-photo/809023962

[Username102]

Comes out in October

[sillywong]

Originally Posted by Username102

Comes out in October

We must keep an eye out for this! Make sure to follow them on Instagram etc for updates