Doctor-Related Views, Touches, Other Medical Mischief

[captaintrips]

Originally Posted by Archelon

My girlfriend in law school joined the Judge Advocate General Corps...basically, a lawyer for the Army. As a part of the process, she had to get a physical from the Army. So she reported to Fort Polk along with a number of other folks doing the same thing. She later told me that they herded all the women (5 or 6) into a room, had them strip down, and do jumping jacks. Now, she was a college athlete and she knows what goes into a physical and that ain't part of it. She still swears the doctor was a pervert and just wanted to watch their parts bounce.

Originally Posted by legno

Well, I'm a guy and did the exact same thing - naked jumping jacks - with two other guys in a MEPS physical before joining the service, 20 years ago. It did seem the same way to me . . . but I've heard quite a few similar stories, so I guess it's either legitimate or a widespread perversion among military physicians.

For us, it was about five physicians watching with clipboards while the three of us are jumping up and down, dicks and balls and all. It was surreal.

The way I figure it there must have been a perv doctor who got promoted until he was a MediGeneral and he set down the medical tests during induction. All the other guys are just following orders. And if they get a thrill, hey that's a bonus. Most Military Docs are Franks, very few are Hawkeyes.

[Archelon]

Originally Posted by legno

Well, I'm a guy and did the exact same thing - naked jumping jacks - with two other guys in a MEPS physical before joining the service, 20 years ago. It did seem the same way to me . . . but I've heard quite a few similar stories, so I guess it's either legitimate or a widespread perversion among military physicians.

For us, it was about five physicians watching with clipboards while the three of us are jumping up and down, dicks and balls and all. It was surreal.

You may be correct. She's high up enough now to, let's say, take some redress and I haven't heard anything about it. I was just reporting her reaction at the time.

[legno]

I've told the story many times, people who haven't been through it can't believe it, think that we were used. I've always half-wondered if a scandal would come out some day about it.

"Take some redress," nicely put!

[Gnome72141]

My wife was in the emergency room many years ago. She had to change her clothes and I noticed there was a camera in the corner. Later while they took her and I was waiting and acting "lost", I was able to get a peek behind a security desk. There were two guards there watching the cameras in the rooms, people stripping and all. I asked them point blank what they were doing, and they said they were making sure people weren't hurting themselves. I found out later we were in the part of the hospital where they put suicide attempts. My wife wasn't there for that, but the regular part of the emergency area was full, so they put her there to get changed. I talked to someone else a few years later who did security, and he said what I saw was totally legit. Still not sure, though, and nothing comes up when I Google it.

[mythryl1969]

Originally Posted by Gnome72141

My wife was in the emergency room many years ago. She had to change her clothes and I noticed there was a camera in the corner. Later while they took her and I was waiting and acting "lost", I was able to get a peek behind a security desk. There were two guards there watching the cameras in the rooms, people stripping and all. I asked them point blank what they were doing, and they said they were making sure people weren't hurting themselves. I found out later we were in the part of the hospital where they put suicide attempts. My wife wasn't there for that, but the regular part of the emergency area was full, so they put her there to get changed. I talked to someone else a few years later who did security, and he said what I saw was totally legit. Still not sure, though, and nothing comes up when I Google it.

Using security cameras to watch psychiatric patients that are a threat to themselves or others is totally legit. Putting non-psychiatric patients into observed rooms without notifying them - particularly when you expect them to 'change their clothes' - is totally NOT legit. All that you have there is a lawsuit that hasn't happened yet, primarily because most people probably don't even know it's happening and the ones that do aren't sure their rights have been violated.

[hoosierdaddy4]

I just got back from my yearly dermatologist exam. I’m quite fair skinned, light brown hair, blue eyes. Both my parents have had a few spots on their skin that were pre-cancerous, so I have to be careful.

I’ve been going to this dermatologist for a few years now and he is about my age and I trust his judgement. We usually end up talking about things other than medical issues so I just enjoy talking to a well-educated person for a change.

Part of the exam is done with me completely naked. He has a large turn-table (maybe a yard or so in diameter) that the patient stands on and the doctor slowly turns the patient 360 degrees while he inspects the surface of your skin for anything suspicious. It seemed a little different standing naked while another man looks at every inch of your body, but now that he’s done it for the last several years, I don’t think much about it.

Last year, after the exam was over, he told me that he had some samples of sun-screen that he wanted to give me. He said to dress and he’d sent the samples in and I could go.

He left, I had just slipped my boxers on when there was a tap on the door and one of his nurses popped in and seeing that I was barely dressed said, “Excuse me, the doctor said to give you these samples.” She smiled a big smile and as I thanked her she slowly turned and left the room.

I figured she probably sees quite a few men in their boxers and doesn’t think anything about it.
It certainly made my day.

Yesterday, the same procedure, I’m naked, doctor is checking my skin and tap, tap, tap, his nurse ( a really cute 20 something young thing) pops in the door. There I am stark naked , she looks at me and gives me a sweet smile and hands the doctor a note and apologizes (to the doctor) and says to him that she was told to give him this message ASAP. She then looks at me, gives me another smile and leaves.

I suddenly find myself beginning to get a stiffy. The doctor realizes I’m a bit caught off guard and apologizes and tells me that she has a problem of not waiting for him to answer her taps on the door. He said she just barges in. I laugh and say that she certainly does.

He finishes the exam, gives me a clean bill of health and turns to leave. He opens the door and then turns back to tell me that he will send in some more samples. While he is telling me this, I look past him and see a different nurse sitting at a desk looking at me standing there naked. She smiles and after maybe 5 seconds the doctor closes the door.

I step off the turn-table and step toward the chair where my clothes are laying and tap, tap, in pops the cute 20, something walks in again. She smiles and hands me the samples and tells me that the doctor wants to see me in 12 months and to make my appointment at the front desk. I standing naked in front of her, trying not to get erect and she says that she’s sorry that she didn’t wait for me to answer the door, and she hoped she didn’t embarrass me too much. She gives me one more look up and down, smiles and leaves. I get dressed and walk out. She gives me a big smile and a wave and says bye, bye as I go.

I don’t know if I should object to the casual way that his nurses seem to have or enjoy it. Actually I rather enjoy the surprise and their non-reaction to my nudity. My only objection at this point is I wish I could see both of them naked just to make it fair.

[dandylion]

Nurses work hard, I'd say let them have some fun on the job.

[dave0912jb]

Originally Posted by dandylion

Nurses work hard, I'd say let them have some fun on the job.

I've gotta agree with dandelion on this one. It sounds like checking out the naked guys on occasion is just one of the perks of their job, and you've become one of their targets. I say enjoy the attention, and the knowing that maybe you're playing a part in the nurses' after work fantasies. Good on ya, man.

[hoosierdaddy4]

The only thing is that when they first walk in, I'm limp,(it's usually pretty chilly in those exam rooms) nothing much to be proud of and if they stay very long, I quickly have a full blown hard-on throbbing to my heartbeat. Now I don't mind some sweet thing looking at that. It's when they leave and I am there with the Dr. trying to think of something to say. I don't swing that way so I end up more than a bit embarrassed.
I agree wholeheartedly nurses are the closest thing to an angel here on earth. They work way too hard for way too little compensation or recognition. If I can bring one moment of reward for them by seeing me naked, I would let them stay as long as they wanted and never complain.
I mainly don't want to offend.

[ripstar1]

I was having some bladder issues (non-STD) and was referred to a Urologist. I also had a herniated testicle - it is twice the size of my other one. He examined me and said he needed to run some tests and look at the inside of my bladder - not good news. I returned for the tests and one of his assistants, a biker-type chick, called me in to the exam room. She told me to strip from the waist down.. I thought this kind of strange as I thought protocol called for another male to be present for such things. I guess I was wrong.

She had me recline in a gynecological-type chair with my legs spread and my junk fully in view to her. I she said that since I did not shave myself prior to the appointment, she would have to do it, unless I wanted to try myself. I told her to go for it. She used electric clippers to shorten the hair then proceeded to shave my sack using a razor. All the while she is talking about being at Bike week in Daytona the previous week. Asking did I go - Yes. Did I see all the hot biker chicks - yes. Of course I'm getting hard as she is doing this. She even comments how it is easier to shave me when I'm erect. I'm thinking this can't be ethical what she is saying and doing, but oh well I'm enjoying it.

When done she covered me with a towel. Almost immediately the Dr. comes in with his nurse. Lifts the towel and I still have a chubbie. He makes some comments about the procedure to the nurse. Well that was the end of the fun as an internal bladder exam is not at the top of my list of a good time. The nurse takes a Q-tip and says this will only sting for a second and proceeded to insert the Q-tip in my dick with an anesthetic. The Dr. then inserted three tubes in my dick up into my bladder. He even said to me to look at the tv screen and see the inside of my bladder. What was weird was that with all this discomfort etc. my dick was swollen to twice it's normal size, but not hard.

When he was done he told to go urinate as much as I could to expel the fluid. When I did it felt like I was pissing fire. It was red from blood and I pissed red for the next day.

What started out somewhat erotic turned ugly and painful.