I love you, funny face!

[Fox Mulder]

1. New car feature...just a tweek of a nipple implanted data chip...
2. And your breasts will lead you right to where you parked your car!
3. "Cocks? We don't need no stinkin' cocks! We got sausages!" (Wisdom from the lesbians of the old country)
4. The call REALLY WAS coming from INSIDE the house!
5. "Yeah, we ARE married to God, but he gave us free will...and this guy's name is WILL."
6. The Tunnel of Love isn't nearly as much fun as The Tunnel of Tits.
7. No caption needed.
8. Viagra strikes again!
9. "And I'm happy to meet you too, Ms. Plenty O'Toole..." (Looks like plenty to me)
10. Sent to her Ex...who used to beg her for handjobs. A woman's scorn is a powerful thing.

[Fox Mulder]

DOG: "Let me get this straight...I roll in dead stuff, lick other dog's asses...lick MY OWN ass then lick your face...I shed, have fleas...make a whole lot of noise...hump your legs...chase cars...smell really, really bad...and you love me more than you love your boyfriend? What the Hell did HE DO???"

[Fox Mulder]

1.WARNING: Some breast implants will melt in extreme heat.
2. "Praise Je-sus! I am appearing in: 'I Love You, Funny Face' at last!" (For some it's a religious experience )
3. Unconscious only a few seconds, the injured cyclist awoke just in time to catch two lonely grandmas about to sit on his face.
4. "Well, the dimensions are good and it seems up to hygienic standards...yes, I think you can fuck me."
5. Those Canadian beer companies really know how to advertise, eh?
6. Let's just say my last girlfriend (the one I met at the circus) is just a bit on the exhibitionist side.
7. After finding her like this, Mike realized his wife needed something more than he could ever give her.
8. "It may not be colder than a witch's tit...but maybe you'd like to see how it compares to mine?"
9. Helen thought the prices at the Goodie Mart were extremely high...so she gave management her opinion.
10. Of course your joy at finally getting to cum on her face far outweighs the replacement cost of her false eyelashes.

[Fox Mulder]

1. You can't call yourself a real cowboy until you sleep with Fast Rita, the trail boss's daughter. Just try to stay on her for eight seconds!
2. Icelandic women have trouble making my Beach Bums thread...but they're always welcome here.
3. "Whoooaaa...duuude....I am Supergirl! Soaring above Metropolis...I can...oh...shit! My pussy is made of steel!" (Blame the weed)
4. What a teaser.
5. When certain politicians with small hands campaign at nude beaches...
6. "...and he's all like...My hands aren't small...my gloves are a small large...and I'm like...Dude, that's a medium."
7. "I'm just saying...if Darth Vader really turns out to be the father, you've got more troubles than a little morning sickness."
8. Woman: "Well, I thought you'd 'turn up' at this event."
9. Can you guess which sunbather is thinking about Gisele Bundchen?
10. It's really a bummer when you get stood up for a picnic...especially when you were supposed to be main course.

[Fox Mulder]

1. "No! Don't put me in 'I Love You Funny Face!' I don't feel funny today!" ( You don't look funny either...but we like your tits)
2. "This is the life, Bill! I guess crime really does pay." (Moments before the SWAT team beat down the door and shot all three of them)
3. She wasn't really any good at "Hide and Seek" but he didn't care.
4. "Whoaa...my fingers are...like...liquid!" (Hash in the Nutella)
5. Yeah, the rent was sky high in Dave's condo, but the view was worth every penny.
6. "So when we get back to the car, my husband knows me too well...he WILL try to smell your finger..."
7. She made too many "off the cuff" remarks.

[Fox Mulder]

1. The last thing I want to see when I die. (I'll bet most of you will concur)
2. Volkswagon is really sorry about the whole emmissions thing...they want to make up for it with their new vibrating seats.
3. "Doctor Liz says you ARE INDEED healthy enough for sex." (Liz loves her role playing)
4. Someone's little Pokemon game is about to be interupted by a Poking Man.
5. The fish that didn't get away from the fisherwoman.
6. The woman who didn't get away from the fish. (Insert ominous "Jaws" music here)
7. She's actually a pretty good little cocksucker as long as she's had something to eat first. Ouch!
8. Fanta is going after Coke and Pepsi with their new ad campaigns targeted at men.
9. Jake likes to role play too...tonight he's the janitor at the women's clinic, pretending to be the gynecologist with a blind patient.
10.HUSBAND: "Well, you slept through the alarm clock! What did you expect me to do???"

[hoydogz]

i like everything about this pic

[Fox Mulder]

1. It took a little convincing, but the park ranger finally agreed that cougars in his campground is actually a good thing.
2. GI Joe was surprised to come home from leave and discover that his wife really wanted another baby. Really. Like...right now.
3. Jill RELUCTANTLY agreed to be photographed topless on the beach.
4. Suddenly the boat lurched forward and some very embarrasing surgery was soon to follow.
5. "Yeth, honey...I'll be mmmpth...home in a short while. I almosth hath a big problem at work completely licked."

[Fox Mulder]

1. She's been training for years...and now she can bench press a DD cup.
2. While Jenny's boyfriend Jesse slept, Mick made his play for Jesse's girl. She was not impressed.
3. Once you get them hypnotized, you can pretty much get them to do anything. (She thinks she's a frog)
4. Maddi posed for this, wanting her mean ex boyfriend to see that she finally made it to Italy after all, without him. "Ciao, bastardo!"
5. "Grrrrr...grrrrrr...these are MINE!"
6. MORE than ready for dinner to be served.
7. He learned this move from OCC moderator, Mudbug. (Those small primates stick together.)
8. Yes, she seems to finally be pacified.
9. How lady softball players prepare for doubleheaders.
10. After all these years, Spielberg has found a worthy follow up to his "Jaws" movies. This one will be called "Aqua Lesbians."

[Fox Mulder]

1. "Hey, it almost fits with the zippers open!"
2. "I only came TWICE! What a lousy lover!" ( You never want to over hear what the multple orgasm sisters really think of you)
3. If you notice your girlfriends are always laying on the floor like this whenever you wear a skirt, they just might be voyeuristic lesbians.
4. Well...you're relaxing day on the beach is about to take a dramatic turn for the worst. Here comes Leon the Loser.
5. "Officer...a bunch of dudes from another school tied me up and forced me to drink too much, then threw me in this pool in my underwear!" ( Pam's lies were getting less and less clever with each passing wild sorority party)
6. "No, no, guys...that's fine! That's enough cum for now!" ( Beth loved orgies but she had her limits with the white stuff)
7. "Why are there so many naked women with cows pictures on the Internet?" ( There are Mooo-vies too!)
8. And speaking of cattle, never piss off a bartender who has a day job at the bovine sperm bank.