*Naked in the news*

[KarlMalone]

Lady captured running naked on the streets in Guangxi

Residents of Longzhou county, Guangxi province may have been rubbing their eyes with disbelief on Saturday night when a woman was seen running naked on the streets,

Many locals took photos of the woman and uploaded them onto social media, sparking interest and speculation into her reasons for streaking. Many netizens believe that her behavior was due to alcoholism or drug abuse. Others even suggested that it was an 'iPhone bet', in which she was to receive a new iPhone 6 upon successfully completing the challenge.

The local police, however, squashed such theories in a statement released on Monday, citing the woman's poor mental health as the reason for her streaking.

Censored pics in article.

Taiwan animated news take:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNHkj1LM0io

[KarlMalone]

The moment Chinese couple are chastised by policeman for having sex in the street... then carry on

A Chinese couple who were caught having sex in the street carried on despite pleas for them to stop.

Astonished passers-by in Bengbu, in China's northern Anhui province watched as Lei Mei Ni, 25, and her boyfriend Dong Jen, 26, romped on a bench in a car park.

A car park attendant then made his way over to the couple and shouted at them urging them to stop.
A video of the couple was shot by local man Jian She, 30, and shows the couple together on the bench.

A stunned Mr Jian said: 'At first I thought he was asleep or just lying on top of her.

'But then I saw the tell-tale signs. His trousers being down also gave it away.

'But when the guard came over, rather than cover up, he just started to speed up.

But despite being caught by the attendant, Tain Yu, 40, he decided against reporting them to the police.

He explained: 'I wouldn't say it was shocking, more weirdly comical.

'I was shouting at them to stop and they were saying they were nearly finished.

'I took down their names but in the end did not report them. They were very drunk.'

Vid:
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[KarlMalone]

Turkish woman caught shoplifting takes off her clothes on the street and walks away

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[KarlMalone]

Naked Italian woman in China

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Naked foreign female walks in Chinese street

She is from Italy, a medical school student in Kunming.

Google translate

Kunming on the street naked women walking? 17:08 yesterday, users of the photo, the photo, a foreign woman naked in a walk, feet only sport shoes, background Kunming culture Lane. Online immediately blasted the pot, users have to guess the "streaking" motive Some users pointed out that the foreign woman in the photo Chenggong has had a similar move.

Yesterday evening, a jewelry shop proprietress Ms. Wang Wenhua Lane recalls, was about 17 o'clock, she was a head in front of the store inadvertently see the outside, there are seven or eight men in the "trailing" a foreigner, then her only reaction over, found that the alien is actually naked, "all of a sudden I am intimidated by.

In this regard, the friends laugh, this foreign woman the domineering exposed "," The world is crazy, you old people anyhow hanging a trace of it!! Kunming cold cold days. "" This is to teach everybody how sex is zero you? " her world you know can not afford to ah. "

Users believe that the light of day naked in the downtown area is really indecent, "public places, there are many children." "Regardless of the police?" Too lacking in moral integrity! "

In addition, users revealed that the foreign woman is the Yunnan Medical students of Italian.

[KarlMalone]

Framingham woman strips nude multiple times, gets arrested

A Framingham woman stripped nude on Thursday and made sexually suggestive comments to officers who asked her about her hitchhiking on Franklin Street, police said.
Framingham Police arrested Rosely Rosario Nunez, 32, at 3 p.m. after she disrobed in the middle of the road, police said.
A police officer driving on Franklin Street saw a distraught Nunez "aggressively" trying to hitchhike and stopped to see if she was OK, according to a police report.
The woman did not speak English, but an employee of nearby Tommy's Taxi worked as a translator. She told police she was trying to get to Boston, but a man pushed her out of his car and left her there.
When another officer arrived, she became upset.
"She said, 'You want this papi. You want this,' and started touching her breasts," the report said. "Nunez then removed her shirt, bra, pants, underwear, exposing her breasts and vagina."
Several people drove by and saw the naked Nunez, as the officers tried to cover her with her clothes. She flailed her arms when police tried to handcuff her, the report said.
At the police station, during booking, Nunez then took off her clothes again and urinated on the floor. Police took her to MetroWest Medical Center, where she once again disrobed and urinated, the report said.
Police charged Nunez, whose street address was not available, with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
Nunez is scheduled to be arraigned in Framingham District Court on Monday.

[KarlMalone]

Naked woman takes truck, crashes and burns in Athens

A woman stole a Madison County man’s pickup truck early Tuesday morning and then drove naked into Athens, where she crashed it into two vehicles....

One witness was asleep on his couch on Norwood Circle when he was awakened by the crashes. When he went out to investigate he saw a naked woman driving a pickup truck, police said....

After crashing into the vehicles on Norwood Circle, Griever drove to Athena Drive where she crashed into a ditch and the stolen truck caught afire, police said.
The fire was extinguished by members of the Athens-Clarke County Fire and Emergency Services Department.
The truck was unoccupied when police arrived, but one officer heard the faint voice of a woman asking for help, according to police.

[KarlMalone]

Naked burlesque act scandalizes NYC’s Harvard Club/

Elite members of the venerable Harvard Club of New York were spooked when curvaceous burlesque star Dirty Martini posed naked on a chaise lounge at their Halloween party — violating the club’s strict no-nudity rule.
The international burlesque sensation reclined provocatively on a couch, seductively sipping a cocktail, as artist Skye Ferrante created a sculpture of her famous curves in wire before guests Friday at the HCNY Foundation’s Halloween Masquerade Ball. Modal Trigger
Some well-dressed guests complained about the voluptuous display, and the pinup — known for acts including a famed balloon striptease — was ordered to cover up with a cheap vampire cape and place pasties over her nipples.
Blond bombshell Dirty was told, “This is the first time there has ever been nudity in the history of the Harvard Club, founded in 1865, and definitely the last,” according to a source, adding, “Members complained about seeing Martini’s naked body, so organizers threw a cape over her, and insisted she wear pasties as ‘nipples are not for the Harvard Club.’ ”

[KarlMalone]

Naked woman on church roof accused of witchcraft

A middle-aged woman, Ope Kubona, caused a stir in Kubwa, Abuja, on Monday, when she was found naked on the rooftop of the All Saint’s Fellowship Church close to the Kubwa Village market.

Kubona, who sold beans cake and was well known in the neighbourhood, was branded a witch by the huge number of spectators that were drawn to the scene, but the quick intervention of the police saved her from being lynched by the angry mob.

The police team, led by the Kubwa Divisional Police Officer, Surajudeen Ayobami, brought down Kubona from the roof and asked her children to bring items of clothing for her before she was taken to the station.

[Fango]

Originally Posted by KarlMalone

Naked burlesque act scandalizes NYC’s Harvard Club/

Elite members of the venerable Harvard Club of New York were spooked when curvaceous burlesque star Dirty Martini posed naked on a chaise lounge at their Halloween party — violating the club’s strict no-nudity rule.
The international burlesque sensation reclined provocatively on a couch, seductively sipping a cocktail, as artist Skye Ferrante created a sculpture of her famous curves in wire before guests Friday at the HCNY Foundation’s Halloween Masquerade Ball. Modal Trigger
Some well-dressed guests complained about the voluptuous display, and the pinup — known for acts including a famed balloon striptease — was ordered to cover up with a cheap vampire cape and place pasties over her nipples.
Blond bombshell Dirty was told, “This is the first time there has ever been nudity in the history of the Harvard Club, founded in 1865, and definitely the last,” according to a source, adding, “Members complained about seeing Martini’s naked body, so organizers threw a cape over her, and insisted she wear pasties as ‘nipples are not for the Harvard Club.’ ”

Did their monocles all pop off and fall into their champagne glasses?

Fango

[derekcantona1]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...sking-sun.html
Hmmm, how much are these drones?