The Great Bride Thread - Page 51

osreb · #**501** 09-30-2009, 10:58 PM

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up.

"Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theatre arts. He communicates really well, and I just act as if I'm listening."

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osreb · #**502** 10-02-2009, 03:51 PM

The family was disturbed. Grandpa Ezra, aged seventy-five, decided to get married. What worried the relatives was the fact that the bride Ezra selected was a young, healthy twenty-two year old.

One of Ezra's sons cornered him and pleaded: "Look, Dad, you must give this more thought. It's very serious. In fact, making love to a young bride at your age could prove fatal!"

"So what?" answered Ezra, unperturbed. "If she dies, I'll marry again."

osreb · #**503** 10-05-2009, 08:11 AM

..bride dressing series

osreb · #**504** 10-06-2009, 03:06 PM

There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.

Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."

osreb · #**505** 10-07-2009, 10:16 AM

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

osreb · #**506** 10-07-2009, 04:52 PM

1st is the dress fitting.

osreb · #**507** 10-07-2009, 04:57 PM

to help her dress

osreb · #**508** 10-07-2009, 05:01 PM

The bride is dressed

**Fango** · #**509** 10-07-2009, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by osreb

1st is the dress fitting.

Quote:

Originally Posted by osreb

to help her dress

Quote:

Originally Posted by osreb

The bride is dressed

Holy shit!

Abolsutely awesome and amazing series. Like being a fly on the wall as a hottie just stands around topless and gets dressed. Not only that, but the series actually gets better as it goes along. Fantastic find, Osreb!

Thanks

Fango

footslave · #**510** 10-08-2009, 10:58 AM

the series from osreb is just fantastic

do you know where does it come from?

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