The Great Bride Thread

[buffermister]

enjoy

[mcubed]

Found these of a bride getting ready for her wedding. Tame in just her underwear but with her librarian look and decent body I thought some might enjoy them.

Also please check out this post and help me find more of the girl there. Thanks.

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=77432

[osreb]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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[Cypherneotrinity]

Here is a Bride I came across.

[osreb]

married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I'v e been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.

Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.


85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat !"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want ? "

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got ?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,the wife turns to him , smiles and says. "The airbag."

Moral of the Story :
Women are crazy !!!!

[french1e]

thanks to jct650 for the original link in the Picasweb thread in free links section.

[xsc3000]

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[osreb]

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[butterman]

more brides

[tempted]

Originally Posted by dougtrent

Beautiful Skin

Wow. Just wow.

Any more of this woman? Please.... I think I have a new favorite bride

Thanks!