Auto and Motorcycle Show

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It's late. The show is closing for the day. I headed back to my office to catch up on some paperwork. So, I opened the door and WTF

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These two models were up bright and early.

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Guest apperance by the Herdez women.

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Had to tell these models not to lean on the cars.

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Big surprise. Kamala Harris showed up.

Me: Kamala, welcome. What brings you here?
Kamala: As a former VP, I no longer have a government provided car. So, I'm here looking for a car to buy.

Me: I'm sure you'll find something you like.
Kamala: Do you want a hand job?
Me: Thanks for the offer but I'm on duty. But if you insist.
Kamala: I insist.

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Lifting the models in the horizonal "V" position is starting to be a trend.

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Some women from a car rental company came looking at the new cars.

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With so many cars and motorcycles to display, we ran out of room inside the mall so we had to resort to using the mall parking lot to handle the overflow. Here's one of the nude models standing next to one of the display cars.

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I was afraid it would come to this. Due to demands by the ladies, the Show organizers have agreed to also have nude male models/hosts. A committe of females have been struck to check each male candidate to ensure they have the original male apparatus. I decided I should be the first male volunteer. Bear in mind 99.8% of car purchase decisions are made by females.

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There's a great demand by male audience members to pose with our nude female models/hostesses. The standard fee is $20 per person but the ladies also get lots of tips. Not sure where they pocket the money. The models keep 100% of the fee and tips, nothing goes to the house.