A Pat of Appreciation

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Back to films, and this clip comes from the UK film All the Way Up in 1970, and sees the lovely Adrienne Posta fake an accident to trick boss Bill Fraser to take her into his home. It's a nice scene, and naturally Fraser's character has to check out her body for broken bones - including at one time groping her breast! After that he takes her inside - but not before having a cheeky pinch of her bum as they go in!

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It's Bill Fraser again, and this time he gets to grips with the adorable Madeline Smith (as a maid) in the film Up The Front (1972). He plays a butler called Groping (well, this is Frankie Howerd), and ends up tying her up and stripping her clothing in a scene I've had to slightly edit for dubious dialogue. Indeed, he later gets to pat a brothel girl's bum, so he must of enjoyed his time filming this! In real life he was married to Mrs Fox from Dad's Army and ran a Sweet shop on the side. Meanwhile it was Frankie Howerd who encouraged Madeline Smith to bare the flesh in films, as he told her that "to deny her femininity was against nature" (recounted in TV documentary "Heroes of comedy - Frankie Howerd" by Smith herself). Which makes Howerd even more of a legend than he was before.

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Over the Christmas period, and UK TV reminded me why I set up this thread in the first place when the schedulers broadcast some Carry On films. In the process they decided to decimate them with cuts - such as Carry On Again Doctor from 1969, cutting out the nudity and the iconic scene of Barbara Windsor in her 'Hearts' bikini (which, thankfully, can still be seen in it's uncensored form in the Carry On thread here: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/sho...9&postcount=47). They also bizarrely snipped out the cameo of Steptoe himself (Wilfred Brambell), here playing a 'dirty old man' (who'd of thought it?) with one of the nurses (Elizabeth Knight, who also starred in Carry on Camping - as the pic shows - and sadly passed away in 2016). As the UK censors deemed fit to remove it, here is the scene itself so you can judge just what the fuss is about. And frankly, if the UK censors feel fit to snip scenes like this, what would they do with the likes of Game of Thrones?

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Another Carry On, and this time it is Carry on At Your Convenience. It may be 'bog standard' compared to other films in the series, and it was the first to bomb at the Box Office, but it still contains three 'pats of appreciation' scenes, and all involving Sid James. Here he gets to apply his 'handiwork' on Joan Sims (twice), and Marianne Stone, who appeared in numerous Carry Ons as a character actress from 1959 to 1974 in the series. She's not done up in the most flattering of get ups here, but I have also included a pic of how she usually looked.

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I thought I might as well make it a trio of Carry ons here, so here is Angela Douglas in her sexiest scene in Carry on Cowboy from 1965. Indeed, that costume is too much for one hombre, who gives her bum a playful slap as she does her routine to a rapturous saloon bar. I've included the whole of her costume scenes, as I feel you would appreciate it, and she does only appear like this twice in the film. For the actress herself, she was so nervous about appearing like this, she actually burst into tears in relief when she completed the bar scene! Bless her.

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To finish off the Carry On clips, this is from Carry on Henry from 1970 and sees Peter Gilmore sneaking into the King's Bedchamber (Sid James) to surprise Joan Sims - only to find when he playfully pats her bum playfully it is actually Barbara Windsor's sleeping lady's maid (well, anyone can make a mistake...). What is also surprising in this clip is how see through Babs' top is! Also included is a pic of the fair Babs's pert lovely posterior to show just what Peter Gilmore was getting to grips with. The snap is from Carry on Again Doctor, and the video of that can be found here: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/sho...0&postcount=57

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Now this film is unusual for me compared to the other clips on here in that I stumbled across this on the internet, rather than seeing it on TV or remembering it from years ago. The film is unknown to me, but it states it is Italian, so if anyone knows what this is from, please let me know. The scene itself involves a maid serving a family at the dinner table, only to find herself groped by the lord of the manor. She can only stand there while the rest of the guests are seemingly oblivious to it all, as the host 'checks out' his maid, eventually pulling down her knickers (Hasn't he remembered what happened to the host in Clue?). At the end of it all, she is left to walk off with her knickers round her ankles - much to her embarrassment.

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Another one I came across on the net, this seems to be from the X Factor, and shows Louis Walsh (who I thought was the other way inclined) getting more than a little familiar with Mel B's backside as they conduct an interview. I don't know if he's incredibly brave or has a death wish in touching up Scary Spice's bum, but she is less than impressed and let's him know it too!

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This is from a TV series called Hazell that ran from 1978-79, written by Gordon Williams and Terry Venables (yes, the footballer). It was a detective series, with Nicholas Ball as the cockney private eye investigating cases, and was a great time capsule of life in the UK in the late 1970's. (It also had a great theme tune by Maggie Bell). This scene is from the 1st series, in an episode called Hazell & The Maltese Vulture, and shows Hazell's cousin Tel getting very hands on with a jitterbugging blonde in a retro café - until her boyfriend steps in, that is. It's not as good a quality picture as I'd like, but I bet Desmond McNamara enjoyed his time filming this. Enjoy.

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A Pat comes at 44th second of this video

Drowning by Numbers (1988)