Ever see something you shouldn’t have

[sith11]

Originally Posted by rednose

Walked past my 94 year old MIL, got a clear view of some saggy titties and atrophied old vagina. Yes, there are some things that you can't UN-SEE

thats a first

now theres actually something you shouldnt see

[yellow_fever_01]

Originally Posted by ozfan

Best fit thread for this one.

Was just out at the mall, and there were quite a few women in camisole type tops, most with bras

What’s the etiquette in a crowded mall when woman is walking towards you with a friend and half of her aereola is exposed out the top of her camisole?

"A lady always knows what she is showing, and to whom."


Of course, in his time, that meant the ankle.

[barnyb]

Originally Posted by ozfan

Best fit thread for this one.

Was just out at the mall, and there were quite a few women in camisole type tops, most with bras

What’s the etiquette in a crowded mall when woman is walking towards you with a friend and half of her aereola is exposed out the top of her camisole?

You should stop and ask her for instructions to the stationery shop

[Nebnos]

Originally Posted by daskers

Yes a few times. Once after my wife went to work, I got up to use the bathroom. My step daughter was on the toilet with the door wide open. She was butt naked and had her legs spread fingering herself. When she seen me, all she did was smile and kept going at it. I said excuse me, then I shut the door and went back to my room. She was 19 at the time and still lived with us. She told me later that she was sorry and had thought I had already left for work before her mother did. Unbeknown to her I was off that day. Nothing more was ever mentioned about it.

Perhaps she wanted you to be 'on' that day?

[Dongster]

M. and I had been talking for years about visiting a swingers club. Allthough we had some threesomes with strangers, (all males) M. was quite reluctant. But because I persisited (it was my hot fantasy) she finaly agreed to visit one. On the condition that it was not close by. Because god forbid you come across someone you now...

Not long after we drove up to a place about 60 miles away and we arrived at 10pm. We thought we were early, but there were allready a lot of cars in the parking.
The hostess was very nice and hospitable and she explained the in's and out's, and the do's and don'ts of the club. She showed us the dressing room with lockers and we undressed to our underwear and went back to the bar. We took some drinks, looked at all the people in their underwear and chatted a bit with some of them. All in all very nice. And surprisingly M. didn't find it awkward at all. Then it was time for us to explore the club a bit further. We passed the garden with the hot tub. Saw a couple of dedicated rooms (bondage for instance) and there were also two rooms with large holes in it, so you can see wat's happening over there.

And just my luck... You drive 60 miles to to live out your fantasy, only to come across your neighbour
A middle aged overweight woman (living 4 houses further up the block), riding a bloke (who was not her husband) while jerking and blowing another guy (also not her husband) with a couple of other people around them (none of them her husband...)
It were the last two rooms of our "tour" and we didn't see her husband at all. And he's not easily to be overlooked because he's huge and very heavy (about 350lbs).
She didn't see us, but M. was scared shitless to see someone we knew and wanted to leave immediatly.

That was 4 years ago and we haven't visited a swingers club since. And I'll doubt it will ever happen again....

[rracoonz]

Originally Posted by Dongster

And just my luck... You drive 60 miles to to live out your fantasy, only to come across your neighbour

That was 4 years ago and we haven't visited a swingers club since. And I'll doubt it will ever happen again....

That's just too damn funny! Thanks for sharing!!!

[vonvilkee]

Originally Posted by Dongster

M. and I had been talking for years about visiting a swingers club. Allthough we had some threesomes with strangers, (all males) M. was quite reluctant. But because I persisited (it was my hot fantasy) she finaly agreed to visit one. On the condition that it was not close by. Because god forbid you come across someone you now...

Not long after we drove up to a place about 60 miles away and we arrived at 10pm. We thought we were early, but there were allready a lot of cars in the parking.
The hostess was very nice and hospitable and she explained the in's and out's, and the do's and don'ts of the club. She showed us the dressing room with lockers and we undressed to our underwear and went back to the bar. We took some drinks, looked at all the people in their underwear and chatted a bit with some of them. All in all very nice. And surprisingly M. didn't find it awkward at all. Then it was time for us to explore the club a bit further. We passed the garden with the hot tub. Saw a couple of dedicated rooms (bondage for instance) and there were also two rooms with large holes in it, so you can see wat's happening over there.

And just my luck... You drive 60 miles to to live out your fantasy, only to come across your neighbour
A middle aged overweight woman (living 4 houses further up the block), riding a bloke (who was not her husband) while jerking and blowing another guy (also not her husband) with a couple of other people around them (none of them her husband...)
It were the last two rooms of our "tour" and we didn't see her husband at all. And he's not easily to be overlooked because he's huge and very heavy (about 350lbs).
She didn't see us, but M. was scared shitless to see someone we knew and wanted to leave immediatly.

That was 4 years ago and we haven't visited a swingers club since. And I'll doubt it will ever happen again....

This is why it always push for the closest one. Most people will go further. Oddly enough you are less likely to see neighbors, friends, etc closer to home.

[charismatic]

Originally Posted by vonvilkee

This is why it always push for the closest one. Most people will go further. Oddly enough you are less likely to see neighbors, friends, etc closer to home.

Hmmmmm, if everyone thought that way it would go to pot and I have seen people I do business with at my local one.

[DRDavenport]

Originally Posted by Dongster

M. and I had been talking for years about visiting a swingers club. Allthough we had some threesomes with strangers, (all males) M. was quite reluctant. But because I persisited (it was my hot fantasy) she finaly agreed to visit one. On the condition that it was not close by. Because god forbid you come across someone you now...

Not long after we drove up to a place about 60 miles away and we arrived at 10pm. We thought we were early, but there were allready a lot of cars in the parking.
The hostess was very nice and hospitable and she explained the in's and out's, and the do's and don'ts of the club. She showed us the dressing room with lockers and we undressed to our underwear and went back to the bar. We took some drinks, looked at all the people in their underwear and chatted a bit with some of them. All in all very nice. And surprisingly M. didn't find it awkward at all. Then it was time for us to explore the club a bit further. We passed the garden with the hot tub. Saw a couple of dedicated rooms (bondage for instance) and there were also two rooms with large holes in it, so you can see wat's happening over there.

And just my luck... You drive 60 miles to to live out your fantasy, only to come across your neighbour
A middle aged overweight woman (living 4 houses further up the block), riding a bloke (who was not her husband) while jerking and blowing another guy (also not her husband) with a couple of other people around them (none of them her husband...)
It were the last two rooms of our "tour" and we didn't see her husband at all. And he's not easily to be overlooked because he's huge and very heavy (about 350lbs).
She didn't see us, but M. was scared shitless to see someone we knew and wanted to leave immediatly.

That was 4 years ago and we haven't visited a swingers club since. And I'll doubt it will ever happen again....

Your "middle aged overweight woman (living 4 houses further up the block)" would have been embarassed as your wife, but it could have begun a beautiful friendship!

[Davidkursh]

I was staying in his town for the weekend and needed to stay over one night.

It was a small apartment with one bathroom in it. One of the doors to the bathroom leads to the master bedroom.

I woke up and went to the bathroom. I opened the door and walked in.

His wife was bent over drying her hair with her towel. She rose up and continued to dry her hair as I looked stunned at her naked body.

She had very pale skin and huge tits, with pretty pink nipples and big bright areolas. Her pussy was bald and looking right at me.

She looked up, got scared and laughed. I turned and left with a boner.