Erotic Quotes You Can't Forget

[ours01]

That was the response of an ex-girlfriend to some of her friends when one said, "well, he looks good, but how is he in bed?"

The same ex-GF also once said to me, "if you don't come, I'll take it personally." Well, it made me a bit mad that she'd put some pressure on me like that. So, I banged her hard - and came hard. I guess she knew what she was doing...

[BadPhotog]

A gal I met online, we had chatted for some time before we first met face to face. While chatting I was telling her stories from my time as a ski bum and apparently she felt some of the tales were stretching the truth a bit. I used to ski some pretty extreme situations and she as a non skier must have thought i was exaggerating to try to impress her.

At our first meeting, as she reached into my pants she cupped my balls in her hand and exclaimed "Oh My God! Your Balls are HUGE! I will NEVER doubt any of your stories again!"

It still cracks me up when I think about it.

[mkleo23]

1. It was the first erotic moment with her.
As I was eating her pussy, she said "Do it, do it now".
I was not intending to fuck her on the day, but i couldn't stop after hearing it.
As I was entering her, she said "You are big, too thick for me"

2. It's another girl. I had a steamy sex with her on a hot summer day.
After that, she said "Wow, now I know what's a passionate sex"

[bamamatt33]

I was having my first serious hookup with this one girl in college. She was topless and we were kissing on her bed. I went to pull down her panties and she stopped my hand. I asked her what was wrong and she was too embarrassed to say. I said "Whatever it is, just be honest with me and I promise I'll understand."

Her reply: "Well...it's just that...the only hair I have is what's on top of my head."

I wasn't quite sure how to reply so I just said "I really don't consider that a problem."

She wasn't lying, by the way.

[ripstar1]

Said to me by the roommate of a girl I'd been out with the week before.

"I know we don't know each other very well, but would you do to me what you did to my roommate with your mouth? Just remember I'm a virgin at this."

[mkleo23]

Originally Posted by mkleo23

1. It was the first erotic moment with her.
As I was eating her pussy, she said "Do it, do it now".
I was not intending to fuck her on the day, but i couldn't stop after hearing it.
As I was entering her, she said "You are big, too thick for me"

2. It's another girl. I had a steamy sex with her on a hot summer day.
After that, she said "Wow, now I know what's a passionate sex"

The second girl was not sexually much experienced, and she said her ex-bfs were not good on the bed.
After having sex with me a few times, she said
"Now I think I can understand what's good about doggie"

Another girl.
It was the second sex with her.
She was holding the sink in the bathroom, and I entered from the behind.
After a few poundings, I asked
"Should I stop?"
Shaking head
"Do you want me to continue?"
Nodding

[rednose]

I was in bed with this tiny Malaysian woman and she is blowing me. She looks up at me with her fore arm next to my cock and says "your dick as big my wrist." And I guess we both took that as a challenge because we spent the rest of the night making it fit into her very tight pussy.

[dkdiablo]

Originally Posted by rednose

I was in bed with this tiny Malaysian woman and she is blowing me. She looks up at me with her fore arm next to my cock and says "your dick as big my wrist." And I guess we both took that as a challenge because we spent the rest of the night making it fit into her very tight pussy.

Brings back memories. My ex also a Malaysian, cum really hard. When she finished she looked at me and asked ,What just happened ? Turned out she never had orgasm before.

[yellow_fever_01]

said to me while I was shaving nude at my bathroom sink when my "Three's Company" roommate slipped into my bathroom because she needed to pee and her roommate was using their shared bathroom. We had previously peed in the presence of each other at in the bathroom at someone's house party, but this was the first time she had seen me nude.

She was Malaysian Chinese and when I started to get an erection, she said "Don't get hamzap!" (cheeky)


She was careful not to let me see too much of her while she was peeing or wiping herself afterwards. After that, she often came into my room when I was changing, or in my bathroom, and we eventually got "handsy" with each other, but never had sex.



This is the story of the first time we shared a bathroom


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[Beelzebozo]

"I hope we made someone's day"

was said by my wife during our honeymoon after we had some doggystyle sex with her leaning out the open hotel window, her naked tits hanging outside. It was my first inkling that she had the makings of a real exhibitionist.

Second place was:

"I was thinking, 'How is that going to fit?!' "
Was what she told me when I asked her what went through her mind when she first put her hands down my pants. The look on her face every time she mounts me is priceless.