[Links] Experiences With SIL's or MIL's

[GRITS]

Originally Posted by karlhein

Variety is the spice of life, and that's one spicy family.
You have mentioned that they shared bf's back in hs/college. How many dicks have they both had. Put differently, how many lucky guys have tasted those two 'dixieland delights'?

Well I know the wife is just over 200 now.. I have no idea aabout her sister... but you should know that they were NOT the --- "fuck the football team" types.... they just quietly swapped boyfriends until the SIL got married... now she only swapps w/ us....
The wife really didn't "swing" as the dictionary defination,, w/ a regular group until after college.....

[GRITS]

Originally Posted by stiv837

Both of them are damn hot and very fuckable.

Thanks... I think so toooooooooooo!!! A little breast variety for me... lol

[GRITS]

Anyone else

[hornt89]

I have posted this on flickr before and thought y'all might want to read it here .
my ex sil was and still is married to a real asshole. when my ex and I where still together my sil come to our house looking for my wife to talk about her husband but my wife was gone to a work training for the day. my sil was going to leave, I told her to come in and have a cup of coffee. she said it might not look good I said who is going to know as we live out in the boonies. she came in and sit at dining room table and we drink our coffee. I asked what was the problem she didn't want to talk about it and said maybe she needed a man's point of view. her husband is a cop and she said with him working weird hours its is hard on a marriage. I asked in what way as she stared at her cup , I asked in a sexuel way? she nodded her head . I was getting a little turned on but played it straight. my sil is a kind of plain women with a very sexy body and was very religious. she told me that you can never say anything about this to anyone. I swore to keep the secret thinking this has to be a big one .

[wanta2010gtr]

So I've been lurking here for a bit a thought that I would finally share with a recent story. I have been with my wife for 9 years. She has always been a prude and not very adventurous at all. Her mother is an average looking woman who recently lost her second husband (wife's step-father) to a brain aneurysm. The whole time I've known my now MIL, she has always had a twisted sense of humor like I do. In a way I get the feeling that she feels sorry for me. As if she knows her daughter is not fun in certain areas. Looks she gives me, a shake of the head, comments to my wife, all add up. So I think this has made her feel more appreciative towards me for putting up with my wife. - Event One- A couple of years back my wife, her father and his wife, her mother and her husband all go to dinner. We all have a good time and we were drinking a little, not anything major just a few to socialize. After dinner winds down we all leave and we start walking to our cars. My MIL is walking in front of me at the back of the group, and suddenly stopped and turns to face me. She reaches up with both hands and grabs either side of my face and starts coming in closer! Me, being newly married at this time, proceeds to freak the hell out! I must have been white as a ghost and eyes as big as dinner plates in fear. Not only is this my wife's mother, but my wife and both men that have called my MIL "Their" wife are standing right here while this is going down! She stops about 3 inches from my face and she is staring at me. About this time everyone notices what is going on. This must have been a comical scene because they all bust out laughing. They are all saying how scared I look and my wife's father(MIL ex husband) is saying "Go ahead and plant one on him!" They all keep laughing and this becomes a long running joke with my wife and her family about me and her mother having a thing going on and our "make out session". This leads to - Event Two- So we get together with my wife's family, as families do, for holidays and birthday parties etc.. Well it comes time for us to get together at my wife's sister's house for our nieces 15th birthday party. We do the normal cake, presents and hang out and after all this we start to eat. Now, as I mentioned above, my MILs husband died a year ago and she has been lonely in this period with grief. But her playful banter and actions with me have never changed. If anything she has gotten closer to me as she sees how good I treat her daughter. I am the techie in the family and when someone needs a device checked out they come see me. So the topic of conversation comes up how my MILs phone doesn't play movies on the Kodi app I installed on it anymore. We get together after dinner and move to the love seat in the corner where I am going to fix the app for her. It won't work and I tell her I'm going to uninstall and then re-download and then reinstall the app. She says sure no problem, all the while she is only barely paying attention to me as she has 5 grandchildren running around the room drawing her interest. I delete the app and files and then open her browser to go to the site. When the browser opens I go to open a new tab and that's when I see she has 4 tabs open and the last 3 were porn sites! This gets me excited as I am imagining my MIL getting herself off watching these videos! This has ever since our "kiss", been a serious fantasy of mine. She is still paying attention to the children and is positioned so where she is leaning in close to me as someone would who is sharing a phone screen. She hasn't noticed my discovery yet, so I get mischievous. Quickly I pull the settings open and turn the phones audio to silent, making double sure to kill the media audio. As this is going on I'm getting a semi from the thought of what I'm about to do. I pull the browser back open and and go to the last porn tab. Once the page renders, I turn to her ear and whisper "Ummm, I'm telling...." she looks down and goes beat red! She tries to grab the phone but I quickly pull it slightly out of reach. She lamely starts explaining that she keeps getting pop-ups and that she don't know how to stop them. I say with a sly grind the best way to stop them from being on her browser, is to stop going to porn sites. She gets even redder at this point and she knows that I know she is getting herself off watching these movies. I say it's completely fine with me and that I can keep a secret. I then say let's see what you like, and push play on the video. She reaches for the phone again, and again that fails. Her hand falls from the phone and lands next to my leg. Enough contact that the jeans I was wearing tugged a bit. This is all that is needed and my cock starts to stand up and say "Hey what's going on guys!?" My jeans start to pull from the bulge and I look at her out of the corner of my eye. Sure enough, her hand felt the jeans move and she looks down at my cock. I hear her breathe in sharp and shaky. She stares at my cock for what seemed like an eternity. I rotated my head to where I'm looking at her now, and she looks up and sees me looking at her looking at my cock. I smile and shrug and look back at the phone. A guy is plowing a chick from behind and she is loving it. I whisper "tsk tsk tsk, who knew" She looks at me, smiles, and is breathing heavy and I know she is horny as hell. Somehow her hand slightly moved onto my thigh, she was wanting to grab my cock I could tell. But that was as close as either of us dared let it go. We both looked at each other and I knew it was time for our fun to end. The kids and everyone else was still there thankfully. What felt like an eternity, probably was the span of 3 minutes. I closed the browser tab and reinstalled the app for her. This gave my cock time to go from rock hard to "That's some bs dude" lol. After I was done, she thanked me and went to talk to my wife and my SIL. When the party was over, while leaving, she gave me a big hug and thanked me. While she was hugging me I could feel her positioning her hip to push it into my crotch and she made reference to my "helping" her with her phone. I laughed and said no problem, anytime. That was the last time that anything that serious went down, but everytime we are around, I'll playfully pinch her ass! I don't see anything else going down, but I am all for playing with her when the opportunities present themselves.

[Barmixer]

Originally Posted by wanta2010gtr

So I've been lurking here for a bit a thought that I would finally share with a recent story. I have been with my wife for 9 years. She has always been a prude and not very adventurous at all. Her mother is an average looking woman who recently lost her second husband (wife's step-father) to a brain aneurysm. The whole time I've known my now MIL, she has always had a twisted sense of humor like I do. In a way I get the feeling that she feels sorry for me. As if she knows her daughter is not fun in certain areas. Looks she gives me, a shake of the head, comments to my wife, all add up. So I think this has made her feel more appreciative towards me for putting up with my wife. - Event One- A couple of years back my wife, her father and his wife, her mother and her husband all go to dinner. We all have a good time and we were drinking a little, not anything major just a few to socialize. After dinner winds down we all leave and we start walking to our cars. My MIL is walking in front of me at the back of the group, and suddenly stopped and turns to face me. She reaches up with both hands and grabs either side of my face and starts coming in closer! Me, being newly married at this time, proceeds to freak the hell out! I must have been white as a ghost and eyes as big as dinner plates in fear. Not only is this my wife's mother, but my wife and both men that have called my MIL "Their" wife are standing right here while this is going down! She stops about 3 inches from my face and she is staring at me. About this time everyone notices what is going on. This must have been a comical scene because they all bust out laughing. They are all saying how scared I look and my wife's father(MIL ex husband) is saying "Go ahead and plant one on him!" They all keep laughing and this becomes a long running joke with my wife and her family about me and her mother having a thing going on and our "make out session". This leads to - Event Two- So we get together with my wife's family, as families do, for holidays and birthday parties etc.. Well it comes time for us to get together at my wife's sister's house for our nieces 15th birthday party. We do the normal cake, presents and hang out and after all this we start to eat. Now, as I mentioned above, my MILs husband died a year ago and she has been lonely in this period with grief. But her playful banter and actions with me have never changed. If anything she has gotten closer to me as she sees how good I treat her daughter. I am the techie in the family and when someone needs a device checked out they come see me. So the topic of conversation comes up how my MILs phone doesn't play movies on the Kodi app I installed on it anymore. We get together after dinner and move to the love seat in the corner where I am going to fix the app for her. It won't work and I tell her I'm going to uninstall and then re-download and then reinstall the app. She says sure no problem, all the while she is only barely paying attention to me as she has 5 grandchildren running around the room drawing her interest. I delete the app and files and then open her browser to go to the site. When the browser opens I go to open a new tab and that's when I see she has 4 tabs open and the last 3 were porn sites! This gets me excited as I am imagining my MIL getting herself off watching these videos! This has ever since our "kiss", been a serious fantasy of mine. She is still paying attention to the children and is positioned so where she is leaning in close to me as someone would who is sharing a phone screen. She hasn't noticed my discovery yet, so I get mischievous. Quickly I pull the settings open and turn the phones audio to silent, making double sure to kill the media audio. As this is going on I'm getting a semi from the thought of what I'm about to do. I pull the browser back open and and go to the last porn tab. Once the page renders, I turn to her ear and whisper "Ummm, I'm telling...." she looks down and goes beat red! She tries to grab the phone but I quickly pull it slightly out of reach. She lamely starts explaining that she keeps getting pop-ups and that she don't know how to stop them. I say with a sly grind the best way to stop them from being on her browser, is to stop going to porn sites. She gets even redder at this point and she knows that I know she is getting herself off watching these movies. I say it's completely fine with me and that I can keep a secret. I then say let's see what you like, and push play on the video. She reaches for the phone again, and again that fails. Her hand falls from the phone and lands next to my leg. Enough contact that the jeans I was wearing tugged a bit. This is all that is needed and my cock starts to stand up and say "Hey what's going on guys!?" My jeans start to pull from the bulge and I look at her out of the corner of my eye. Sure enough, her hand felt the jeans move and she looks down at my cock. I hear her breathe in sharp and shaky. She stares at my cock for what seemed like an eternity. I rotated my head to where I'm looking at her now, and she looks up and sees me looking at her looking at my cock. I smile and shrug and look back at the phone. A guy is plowing a chick from behind and she is loving it. I whisper "tsk tsk tsk, who knew" She looks at me, smiles, and is breathing heavy and I know she is horny as hell. Somehow her hand slightly moved onto my thigh, she was wanting to grab my cock I could tell. But that was as close as either of us dared let it go. We both looked at each other and I knew it was time for our fun to end. The kids and everyone else was still there thankfully. What felt like an eternity, probably was the span of 3 minutes. I closed the browser tab and reinstalled the app for her. This gave my cock time to go from rock hard to "That's some bs dude" lol. After I was done, she thanked me and went to talk to my wife and my SIL. When the party was over, while leaving, she gave me a big hug and thanked me. While she was hugging me I could feel her positioning her hip to push it into my crotch and she made reference to my "helping" her with her phone. I laughed and said no problem, anytime. That was the last time that anything that serious went down, but everytime we are around, I'll playfully pinch her ass! I don't see anything else going down, but I am all for playing with her when the opportunities present themselves.

Try breaking your post into paragraphs - otherwise impossible to read!!!!

[xxxxenophile]

Originally Posted by hornt89

I have posted this on flickr before and thought y'all might want to read it here... I swore to keep the secret thinking this has to be a big one .

I know this post is very old, but perhaps you'd like to finish the story?

[crazyhorse91]

Originally Posted by wanta2010gtr

So I've been lurking here for a bit a thought that I would finally share with a recent story. I have been with my wife for 9 years. She has always been a prude and not very adventurous at all. Her mother is an average looking woman who recently lost her second husband (wife's step-father) to a brain aneurysm. The whole time I've known my now MIL, she has always had a twisted sense of humor like I do. In a way I get the feeling that she feels sorry for me. As if she knows her daughter is not fun in certain areas. Looks she gives me, a shake of the head, comments to my wife, all add up. So I think this has made her feel more appreciative towards me for putting up with my wife. - Event One- A couple of years back my wife, her father and his wife, her mother and her husband all go to dinner. We all have a good time and we were drinking a little, not anything major just a few to socialize. After dinner winds down we all leave and we start walking to our cars. My MIL is walking in front of me at the back of the group, and suddenly stopped and turns to face me. She reaches up with both hands and grabs either side of my face and starts coming in closer! Me, being newly married at this time, proceeds to freak the hell out! I must have been white as a ghost and eyes as big as dinner plates in fear. Not only is this my wife's mother, but my wife and both men that have called my MIL "Their" wife are standing right here while this is going down! She stops about 3 inches from my face and she is staring at me. About this time everyone notices what is going on. This must have been a comical scene because they all bust out laughing. They are all saying how scared I look and my wife's father(MIL ex husband) is saying "Go ahead and plant one on him!" They all keep laughing and this becomes a long running joke with my wife and her family about me and her mother having a thing going on and our "make out session". This leads to - Event Two- So we get together with my wife's family, as families do, for holidays and birthday parties etc.. Well it comes time for us to get together at my wife's sister's house for our nieces 15th birthday party. We do the normal cake, presents and hang out and after all this we start to eat. Now, as I mentioned above, my MILs husband died a year ago and she has been lonely in this period with grief. But her playful banter and actions with me have never changed. If anything she has gotten closer to me as she sees how good I treat her daughter. I am the techie in the family and when someone needs a device checked out they come see me. So the topic of conversation comes up how my MILs phone doesn't play movies on the Kodi app I installed on it anymore. We get together after dinner and move to the love seat in the corner where I am going to fix the app for her. It won't work and I tell her I'm going to uninstall and then re-download and then reinstall the app. She says sure no problem, all the while she is only barely paying attention to me as she has 5 grandchildren running around the room drawing her interest. I delete the app and files and then open her browser to go to the site. When the browser opens I go to open a new tab and that's when I see she has 4 tabs open and the last 3 were porn sites! This gets me excited as I am imagining my MIL getting herself off watching these videos! This has ever since our "kiss", been a serious fantasy of mine. She is still paying attention to the children and is positioned so where she is leaning in close to me as someone would who is sharing a phone screen. She hasn't noticed my discovery yet, so I get mischievous. Quickly I pull the settings open and turn the phones audio to silent, making double sure to kill the media audio. As this is going on I'm getting a semi from the thought of what I'm about to do. I pull the browser back open and and go to the last porn tab. Once the page renders, I turn to her ear and whisper "Ummm, I'm telling...." she looks down and goes beat red! She tries to grab the phone but I quickly pull it slightly out of reach. She lamely starts explaining that she keeps getting pop-ups and that she don't know how to stop them. I say with a sly grind the best way to stop them from being on her browser, is to stop going to porn sites. She gets even redder at this point and she knows that I know she is getting herself off watching these movies. I say it's completely fine with me and that I can keep a secret. I then say let's see what you like, and push play on the video. She reaches for the phone again, and again that fails. Her hand falls from the phone and lands next to my leg. Enough contact that the jeans I was wearing tugged a bit. This is all that is needed and my cock starts to stand up and say "Hey what's going on guys!?" My jeans start to pull from the bulge and I look at her out of the corner of my eye. Sure enough, her hand felt the jeans move and she looks down at my cock. I hear her breathe in sharp and shaky. She stares at my cock for what seemed like an eternity. I rotated my head to where I'm looking at her now, and she looks up and sees me looking at her looking at my cock. I smile and shrug and look back at the phone. A guy is plowing a chick from behind and she is loving it. I whisper "tsk tsk tsk, who knew" She looks at me, smiles, and is breathing heavy and I know she is horny as hell. Somehow her hand slightly moved onto my thigh, she was wanting to grab my cock I could tell. But that was as close as either of us dared let it go. We both looked at each other and I knew it was time for our fun to end. The kids and everyone else was still there thankfully. What felt like an eternity, probably was the span of 3 minutes. I closed the browser tab and reinstalled the app for her. This gave my cock time to go from rock hard to "That's some bs dude" lol. After I was done, she thanked me and went to talk to my wife and my SIL. When the party was over, while leaving, she gave me a big hug and thanked me. While she was hugging me I could feel her positioning her hip to push it into my crotch and she made reference to my "helping" her with her phone. I laughed and said no problem, anytime. That was the last time that anything that serious went down, but everytime we are around, I'll playfully pinch her ass! I don't see anything else going down, but I am all for playing with her when the opportunities present themselves.

That's hot. I wish I had a MIL.

[HedoRocks]

Originally Posted by wanta2010gtr

So I've been lurking here for a bit a thought that I would finally share with a recent story. I have been with my wife for 9 years....

You really need to use paragraphs. I'm sure there is a great story in here, but it's actually painful to read. I usually skip un-formatted stories because they are so hard to read. Sorry!

[GRITS]

My first wife MIL was a horror story, both personality and looks... everytime I even think of her back then I puke....

The present Mrs. Grits, 2nd wife, MIL, is pretty hot!! 5'7" big tits on a skinny body.. always dresses like "June Cleaver" on Lv it to Beaver show. I wouldn't even think of anything w/ her, But I get the feeling her husband is very happy!!... lol